Wake up at 5:50 AM

>Wake up at 5:50 AM
>Chug down banana protein shake made the night before
>Jog down to local gym, (5 minute run, free warmup)
>Do fantastic session back and arms session, feel great
>Head down to school for lectures
>Perfectly prepared for them, got top grades so far
>Set for a promising, high-paying career, nearing greek god -tier body
>...But not a single fucking close friend

Is social autism the only unfixable condition?
It seems no matter how much you work on yourself you can never change being unable to relate to people

If you're born a social autist you might as well give up, you will NEVER be a complete person

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>be 26, 2 master degrees from elite uni
>lifting for years,starting to look shredded
>good paying job, teach at a university (no PhD though)
>no friends or gf

I would literally kill just to hold a gf in my arms

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delet this

also
>see people from high school settling down
>many have gfs and seem happy

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Cmon man stop with the negativity, you have a problem, thats fine, but dont be so fatalistic about it
I have the same shit btw, fucking sucks being autistic (im not actually, but you know what i mean), but how is a social interaction for you? like, do you get anxiety? or you just cant relate at all?

People like OP always expect other people to initiate contact with them instead of making the first move. So you’re in college and in good shape? Big fucking deal. So are plenty of other guys that aren’t socially retarded.

>see the cutest girl from your HS years
>she's walking two kids, and despise being married with a jackass she seems happy
I don't even know how to feel.

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That “jackass” asked her out and you didn’t.

>wake up at 10 or 11 am, I don't really care
>get up and eat some waffles with syrup, I eat what I want and I'm still not fat
>go to PC to check my crypto wallet
>already invested money in promising startups who already returned the invested money
>everything is solid, made more money in a short time than any university fag will ever do in his entire life
>gf already at work as a graphic designer
>rent a VIP room in an expensive club with strippers, going with my long time best friends this weekend
While you sit here and pretend about being morally clean and aesthetic. I never touched a barbell in my life and never will. Fucking waste of time and energy for literally nothing.

I'd be 100% fine with your situation. My social anxiety autistic trait is what keeps me from being successful. I don't really want real life friends at this point. I want to make enough money to be set and retire at some point before I'm 50 and be able to have fun then with maybe a girlfriend or wife. I want to own my own homestead and live like a man without worrying about if my future is fucked.

Jow Forums utterly BTFO

>be me
>24
>lifting for about 1 year
>semi built chubby
>no job
>few friends who I think dont even like me
>severe depression and anxiety
>haven't gotten laid in almost a year
I wont give up hope though. Not yet

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You kinda sound like a prick, that may have something to do with it.

chad

Never give up

Anybody who makes six figures... fly me out a all expenses paid, we can go pick up girls and have a great time, I'll be like an escort but instead of sex you'll think you have a best friend for the night
>t. Good at girls and socializing but also wage cuck

Why are you posting on a fitness board?

Kek this. One of my dreams in life is to have a rich/famous friend so I can just be in his entourage and not have to work.

Because I want to wake up my fellow Anons. Unless you're making cash with fitness, you're wasting your time. The cognitive dissonance is hard to overcome, but all the hours and supplements you bought are literally a waste. You're a victim of the fitness marketers.

Hey wanna start a firm?

I agree with this. You should be fit enough to stay healthy, athletic and attractive. The boydbuilder lifestyle is pointless unless you’re getting paid.

There are different values to lifting though. Ascension is one. Economics is another. Survival a third. + hobby.

What's your height/weight?
I lift for sports but there are also a lot of health benefits like energy/sexual endurance and general upsides all the way down to carrying groceries and trash bags and all the menial tasks throughout the day that require muscle

Honestly, gym is the highlight of my day. It's my entire social life. I know it's not taking me anywhere in life, but it keeps me sane. I get way depressed when I don't have enough exercise

Fitness is okay if it's for sports(money) or money, or if you want to stay healthy but you don't need supplements or stupid ass crazy lifts and you surely don't need to go 5 times a week. That's just crazy.
I'm 190cm, with around 85kg

I'm making social gains right now. Trying to gf a qt from school and trying to talk with at least one new person each day. What breaks my balls is people never trying to keep the conversation going, or looking for me to talk or do anything. I have to keep hyping myself up and telling myself everything I know about being social as if I'm teaching someone in my head, or else I fall into the pit of depression again.

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>lucky crypto retard thinks he is a financial analyst
>gets his portfolio decimated in 5 years from buying meme stocks
i love these posts

It's a hobby though. I want to reach certain lifts, it barely takes any time. I go 4 times a week, but even if I went 7 times a week the time commitment would be 7 to 10 hours max a week. Supplements is debatable, I love getting hopped up on shitloads of caffeine preworkout to go to a workout and mine tastes good. Don't really care what else is in it and I don't have to worry about the costs because I'm not poor, it's a minor expense.

And I love the cope

>this just in, excess is bad
Attention everyone, remember this day as the day this user truly woke us up to something no logical person has ever even remotely considered

>no logical person has ever even remotely considered
You haven't been here for long, friend. People around here praised a dude who died on a heart attach due to steroid and cocaine abuse, because he had took revenge on fat roasties.

you have no tangible skills lol

And you're coping lol

>>Do fantastic session back and arms session, feel great

best feel

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...I've been on this website almost 13 years
People only worship Richard the pianist ironically because he was so obviously a cautionary tale as much as he was a meme goldmine

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Most things are fixable user. Fixing social problems is far harder than working out though.

>13 years
>thinks that I talk about Richie
Ok

I'm putting so little effort into this exchange that I read "heart" and assumed you meant him.. either way for someone who hates fitness you spend a lot of time here and know a lot about the culture
Do you lurk when you're in a VIP booth living your dream of cheap strippers and overpriced bottle service?

Yeah... this user has a point. You spend too much time here for a successful person, user.

This is fucking bullshit

Don't blame your shitty social decisions on some made-up self-diagnosed medical condition
You have problems the same way any of us have problems. You found this site too early on in your developmental period and spent too much time on it and lack critical social skills you would have learned if you're a teen.

The REAL problem is that you're just too autistic to work on fixing yourself, and think that because you've got
>muh 'early morning' wakeup,muh monk mode, muh good workout, muh studies
that life is gonna hand you something else

Life ain't gonna hand you SHIT, user. So buck up, be a man, and learn to take what's yours.

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Stop being a weirdo and you'll win friends and influence people. Try your hardest you low IQ faggot

>You found this site too early on in your developmental period and spent too much time on it and lack critical social skills

pls delet

Wake up at 2pm
>Shower
>Make good breakfast
>4:30pm go to the gym
>6pm run for 30min
>Come home at 7, shower
>7:15pm start playing wow until the next morning at 5 or 6 with snacks and dinner dropped in there
>End of the month go collect the rent from abunch of apartments and garages I own
>Way too much money for my life style to spend
>Set for life
>But tfw no gf

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I fucking hate leeches like you, it's why I stopped having real life friends and just stick to WoW randos
You cunts only contact me when you were short on money or wanted to go somewhere that was too expensive for your poor asses

>playing wow
yikes

>wake up
>grab a brush and put a little makeup
>whyd u leave the keys up on the table
> chug a bag of skittles
> run to local gym
> start curling in squat rack

>not having friends that you swap paying for each other with
lmao what's it feel like to not have real frens

Holy shit she’s beautiful but minus 2 points for putting her hand directly on her cheek instead of under the pillow

This picture is fucking killing me

Bro why aren’t you at least doing tinder to get laid?

What crypto do you recommend?
>inb4 unemployed poorfag

Are you shy?

he doesn’t need them

>If you're born a social autist you might as well give up, you will NEVER be a complete person
Never gonna make it

How did you get your start as a landlord?

I'm the guy who posted the friend escort idea, I don't leech off people and I live my own little lifestyle on a budget, it was a joke because there are people here saying they make a lot but wish they had friends
If you're content wasting your life inside on a computer then that's cool, don't call my 1-800 number toll free to get an estimate or schedule your Best-Friend Experience© today!

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Incredibly based & redpilled

>That “jackass” asked her out and you didn’t.
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT WAS MEANT TO BE ME!
WHY DO ASSHOLES ALWEAYS GET THE GIRL?!

>What breaks my balls is people never trying to keep the conversation going
Worse feeling ever, like, if you dont want to communicate, why live?

im not good enough yet to talk to people. ill wait a few more years of consisting lifting and then ill consider it.

Convert to Islam and marry a nice Muslim gorl who takes care of you and breed with her.