>beer is the most numale drink there is.
Yes, the drink that has existed for literal fucking eons is the numale drink. If you were talking bout Micro brews and IPAs, you'd have a point. That's like saying look at all those casuals who drink water.
>it's part of the numale "manly viking manly man" trinity of epic beards, bacon and beer. they'll homebrew that shit.
>Everyone who drinks beer is a LMAO weed dude hipster faggot
>I can't stand people who act like it's god gift to man.
Back when it was cleaner to drink that water, it was.
>Even you OP, you're acting like we're all dying to "crack open a cold one" (unsufferable tryhard "old school manly MAN" expession btw) but are scared of fucking up our diet, like it's some huge sacrifice you're here to free us of.
You're compensating for something. It may be mass, it may be weight loss, it could very well be you're a virgin who never fit into the outward mingle of regular crowds. I don't know what it is, but you're definitely compensating.
>Wanna know why I don't drink beer?
No.
>because it has no fucking taste and zero alcohol content. it's basically sparkling water that makes you piss every 5 minutes.
Stop drinking O'Douls junior.
>I'd rather get a chick drink like a mojito or something that have to pretend I like that shit. Shit I'd rather drink basedmilk, at least it has a taste other than pure fucking plainness with a bread aftertaste.
All the pieces are coming together..
>Beer has also become the universal symbol of partying because of those irish cunts
Yeah, it was totally the Irish. It had nothing to do with all the people who drank it more than water because it was healthier when potable water was nowhere to be found.
>which is why everyone pretends it's the greatest thing ever so everyone else will know they're FUN
Well we certainly know who isn't. I don't care if this is a copypasta, you're still a faggot for posting it.
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