Roughly six years ago, I eventually stumbled upon Corruption of Champions through looking for porn vidya on Comdotgame.com, and over the course of less than the next 36 hours I masturbated to it over 50 times (I want to say it was 53-56 times). The record I am specifically thinking about is this:
>"The Longest Masturbation. Masanobu Soto from Japan made his country proud by masturbating for 9 hours and 58 minutes."
I masturbated for nearly 16 and a half hours from only one session of three sessions during that time (I eventually went to sleep, woke up and continued). During the first session, I came 27 times.
I hold it by nearly six hours an a half hours. My hand only left my penis over the twelve hour mark to wipe cum off of my hand and dick (I'm a dry fapper), and to get a drink of water from a bottle I had next to me. The only reason I stopped after 16 hours was because I had to piss. Also, I literally couldn't walk straight afterwards, and I even had a hard time just standing up without hunching. My penis was semi-hard for like an hour and a half even after I stopped, and I was still actually horny.
I was literally dumbstruck when I found out some people unironically cannot keep it up after cumming just once, I was hysterical. Some user had posted some BuzzFeed video here on Jow Forums about parents telling their adult kids about their first time having sex. Unbeknownst to me up until then, I was and am a secret sex god. I masturbate like 4-7+ times a day, even still. I've been masturbating since I was like 10. I have no doubt that I have masturbated on the upwards of over 10,000 times.
But yeah, that's fun. I'm very proud. I just looked up the longest session an hour ago and, *BOOM*, there it was. I'm a 23 year-old mentally ill NEET-Hikikomori KHHV, by the way. I have literally never had an interest in people or having sex with them (I've fucked animals, though). I can do things with my hand you people wouldn't believe.
incredible story. awe-inspiring. who knew it could be done? all it took was one brave young man - you yourself - to overcome the odds and show the world what's really possible. bravo. bravo.
Robert Foster
>I've fucked animals though I'd lie if said I'd never thought about doing it since I am desperate but how the fuck can you go through with it????
James Ortiz
its not a Record if its not Recorded
Daniel Wright
I really think I should try for something higher and record it for prosperity, but I think it might actually kill me. Might be worth it. My family used to run an animal rescue. I've fucked/been fucked by two what people would call 'Pit Bulls', but that's not technically correct. I've also fucked one giant Alaskan Malamute aka proper half wolf-dog. I'd like to fuck a horse pussy, but I'm afraid it'd literally kick a hole in me, kek. That's why I said "Unofficially". Keep up, user.
Also, in case you were wondering, German shepherds and Great Danes have the largest cocks of dogs.
Asher Williams
Here: I've fucked one other but I'd rather not get into it for reasons. I will tell you it wasn't another dog and that it was unpleasant.
Anthony Collins
>but how the fuck can you go through with it???? Because I am a degenerate. I think people are dishonest and gross, but I view the lust of animals a pure and honest. I like the idea of S&M for the same reason I like getting fucked by animals. There is an honest to it. That's all there is.
Aiden Edwards
>honest honesty*
Lincoln Ross
Are any of these correct? > male horse > snake > cat
Sweet I've had two cats lick my dick, one did it softly and it felt nice and the other didn't, wasn't a good experience my dick was painful for the next two days like you I would like to do some stuff with a female horse snakes seem interesting too but I've read it makes your dick bleed afterwards. I know a guy who fucks male horses, but I haven't asked him too much about it Nice to see another animalfucker here
Benjamin Ward
i want a german shepherd for this reason.
Ryder Green
Fucking disgusting, kill yourself user
Aaron Sanchez
nigga goddamn
take your ass to church
Austin Long
Yeah, it's a hell of a thing. I'd be more specific but I've already said a lot. I hve personally wondered what it would be like to fuck a fish. Not all fish are cold-blooded, but that'd be a real involved endeavor. Simple in the grand scheme of things, but it'd take awhile to actually get them. Can't fuck the mouth.
Sebastian Miller
if someone says they cant keep it up after cumming one, they are circumcised.
Hudson Robinson
Don't know about that. I'm circumcised. If I didn't have that extra layer of skin, I'd probably of ripped my dick open. Alternatively, imagine how horny I'd be if I wasn't.
Caleb Roberts
guys can mbate over and over but you're not a nex god, if u ever got laid irl u would pass out instantly after like a beta
Nathaniel Smith
>dry fap >circumcised now THAT's skin ripping
Michael Russell
I would destroy you. You would have actual damaged. I don't want to have sex because I'm afraid (as I've been told) that it makes masturbating less pleasurable if you do it enough, but I would likely fuck until I actually start puking from exhaustion. And if sex with a person is better than masturbating? It would put me in such a position that I'd rather not being in. I have a hard enough time satisfying my monstrous urges even just now. Christ knows what I would do if someone withheld that from me. Needless to say, I'd have to buy a house with a quiet basement. You're just doing it wrong. You have to work the whole penis. You can sometimes fondle the balls, but only when you're feeling catty.
You don't hold shit. Look into amphetamines and meth. Very common to go for 12+ hours straight. I masturbated for ~14 hours the other night while binging on amphetamine and listening to nightcore. My bpm was 140 for a time. If your going to compete, amphetamines are a necessary performance drug
James Jackson
My 16.5 hour no drug cock (THAT COULD'VE KEPT GOING) still beats your ~14. drugged up cock, and you know damn well aside that you wouldn't be allowed to take a shot for it if you're on anything. Don't be a thug, stay away from drugs. Don't step to me, little boy, I am 100% pure unadulterated fucc.
