Lmao3pl8 bench last week

>lmao3pl8 bench last week
>going for lmao3.5pl8 bench tomorrow

Wish me luck anons

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P-post body you fucking monster

God damn id breed that cow on the left

she's incredibly ugly outside of photoshop

i dont care. i want to fuck her face until i bust half down her esphogase. i want to tie her up like the pig she is and slap her tits until they blister and pop. i want to take 4 viagra pills and fuck her asshole raw until her non exstistant prostate is drowning in my shit-mixed nut and she starts to prolapse, all while constantly raining fists onto her lower and middle back. i wanna slap her face with my cock covered in her shit and blood while she's sobbing to every god there is. i wanna throat fuck her again and make her lick the shit off my balls and then cum into her nostrils to make it hard for her to breathe. I wanna take my throbbing penis and brutally fuck her pussy while fisting her prolapsed anus until i puncture her cervix and fill it with my seed, and leave her a broken, crying, shell shocked mess. i want to brutally and violently fuck the fat cunt known as momokun

>tfw skinny 6'4
>no fat
>no muscle
>tfw never get momokun in my bed

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That's ok, so am I.

Tfw you will never ever bust a nut deep inside momokun

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Based and pill bred

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Godspeed.

I guess I'm never taking her to photoshop!

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carlos!

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Says the fag

shes apparently a pretty ugly person on the inside too, really deceitful and rude to other cosplayers

That doesn't make sense. Based on this post the proper response would be that you're never leaving photoshop.

Left is disgusting. Right is where its at

you are not going to change my mind you faggot. ive seen all the pictures, too, and still will burtally fuck her until she is nearly dead
all women have ugly personalities

This guy fucks

LOW
TIER
TASTE

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momokun is fucking disgusting

>wanting to fuck momokun ever

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Give it some time. Her cosplay career is over, and she's already dipped a toe (poorly) into camming. She's barely a stride or two from prostitution.

>Her cosplay career is over

Source

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the fat chick makes the chubby chick on the right look even better.

>all while constantly raining fists onto her lower and middle back
kek this part really got me

dont get misled by roastie cosplayers who only want your money.

boys will serve you unquestioningly and for free

remember low tier god

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I know everyone's enamored by the titcow, but who's the qt on the right?

>look up girl on the right
>she posts images of her without makeup on
i've come to realize that all women look pretty bad without makeup on. and this is a bad thing

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see

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she looks super cute there user..a little plain but still a qt IMO

yikes

Holy shit definitely waifu material
She may be kinda ugly but I still have no chance at her

Totally agreed. Cute as fuck.

she's still a little cute, but pic related looks a lot different from the pic in the next post

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i probably wouldn't pay much attention to the girl on the left in this pic

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get this fat bitch off the front page
also
>ewwwwww

All cosplay girls look a lot different without all the makeup and lighting. That’s true of literally any woman though. Have you ever seen a Victoria’s Secret model out in every day life? They’re just tall and gangly looking.

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Look at those fucking fatasfatass arms? Jesus.

>the one on the left has 500k followers

Shut the fuck up you jealous cow go back to your containment board men will never find you as sexy as she is

Nice cherry picking

Cosplayers are scum anyway

is that the same human garbage that tries to ruin dudes lives that grab her but grabs random dudes all the time at conventions :^)

>slap her tits until they blister and pop
I lost

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fat people can be ugly too brother its gonna be ok

I bet she smells so bad.

Goddamn that's hideous
Fucking obesity chasers

Am I the only one here who would breed the piggy on the right?

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fuck lol

was acused of sexual miscondunct by other cosplayers (male and female)

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Nicee

BASED
A
S
E
D

She is a genuine porker though. I don't think half of Jow Forums has made the mistake of trying to drunkenly fuck a girl of that size. It almost always is not worth it and at some point halfway through you wish you were at home jerking off instead.

Rule of thumb, if you can't OHP a girl you shouldn't take her home.

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FUUUUUUUUARK MOMMY GIVE MILKIES
I WANT TO CUM ON THAT SCHNOZZ

last girl i fucked was 225 and i enjoyed every second of it, sober :^)

You're a champ user, I wish I had your fortitude.

>all while constantly raining fists onto her lower and middle back.

U are an exemplary human bean

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Gonna need a story for that.

Top taste.

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>Black smash autist more based than Jow Forums

WEWW what times I live in

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>our boy
L O W
T I E R
G O D
>got banned for this

>pretending that’s going to end her career but not further it into even higher fame.
It’s like you done even know the degeneracy that follows this garbage.

I want to play with her butthole after we had dinner at a mexican restaurant.
I want to stick my finger in her tender asshole and oopsie a nugget of shit came out. She farts simultaneously.
Waft of fecal secretions in the air enters my nasal canals.
My semen receptors fire up and I slowly become erect.
She feels embarassed and begins to pull her little shorts up when i stop her. I pull them back down
A soft gentle kiss on her little hiney.
Muah baby
I then tell her to pee.
Pees for me baybee
She does so.
Im stroking to my two penises one of which I added surgically to my obliques for secret conjugal visits at the theater looking at the sexy girls and their pantylines in the gym.
When all is said and restroom we commit a ritual known as coitus.
I inseminate her.
She coincides with the moons.
Venus, mars
Penis, large.


I then suck her tender pepperoni nipples that cover her entire b cup breast tissue.
So tender they open up like a flower.
Your polyps my dear, thwomp thwomp
I can feel your virus.
It tastes of alluminum.
You are fertile and must breastfeed my beauty.
Is the sweety man
With my 5 fingers I spread open her nipple, and use the index finger of my other tendril to stimulate her breast. Like a rectum but in her breast. I want to be gentile, so as to not give her nipple hemmorhoids.
Meanwhile she's releasing like a goat, pellets for daddy God shit.
Zia Annuki Kazüm.
The shiites knew not.
Escribes fortold stories of this.
Fornication so beautiful Jesuit of Nazareth himself spilled seed.
And thus the euphrates was born.
More denial than in egypt.
Her vagina is so beautiful. Like a flower, like i was thinking arbees but unironically.
Her clitoral hood pressed back to reveal a penis
What did God mean by this?
Only I would know because I was there.
And he is inside of us.
My follicles secrete semen.

Congrats bro. Hit 3pl8 bench for 7 last week and 2pl8 OHP for 2 today. Feels good.

He gets banned all the time

wew lad

Somebody actually spent time writing this.

Thank god summer is almost over

Is that the tren talking?

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K E K
E
K

PCP is a hell of a drug user

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based as fuck

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>Rule of thumb, if you can't OHP a girl you shouldn't take her home.
I love it

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>Tfw ohp 245

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Loooool she looks like a ninja turtle

Retarded and bluepilled

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Op here. I didnt get lmao3.5pl8 bench. Stuck on 3pl8 for another week, thanks cunts for not wishing me luck

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>Rule of thumb, if you can't OHP a girl you shouldn't take her home.
Thanks user gonna follow this

>Jumping a whole 20 kilos in a week
BOI

It's already over.
Chicks aren't buying the "TEEHEE IM ONLY PLAYING" thing that gross loser chicks who're looking for i'm bisexual points from onlookers, creepy thirsty pan bitches. and obvious lesbians are doing and are telling them to back off.

Her loud shit talking of men who do the same thing is pretty well known as well.

Her "career" is beyond dead at this point.

now's my chance

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SALAD DODGER

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It took me 3 years to bench 2pl8s for reps consistently. People at my gym act very impressed.
Everyone is so nice, i don't get why so many nerds are afraid if the gym.

Because nerds tend to have shit bodies in the first place and want to display it in public as little as possible. Doubly the case for fatties.

>thinking i only hit 3pl8 bench last week

>thinking i only hit 3pl8 bench last week

Look at that 10/10 slampiggy on the left. Fuggg I wanna drain my balls in her tight asshole.

>If you can't OHP a girl you shouldn't take her home

Guess I'll have to fuck midgets then

At last I truly see..

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yes

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>tfw gf has big bewbs
>tfw keep thinking about flat chested, long haired asians, with no curves/development at all
Oh well

>your brain on no fap
not even once

>g.f is chubby/thic
>keep thinking about athletic type

Fuck

Plateaued on 2pl8 bench, 3 seems insane to me. Any actual tips on how to get that stronk?

>That face
>Those flabby arms
>Those bruises on knees and elbows
>Those fucking pubic hairs

That's no good.