>dad found my dickmaxxing equipment under my bed
>it had weights and strings for foreskin restoration, cockrings and clamps for jelqing, desensitizing cream, and some viagra I bought off Craigslist
>he’s fucking pissed. Thinks I’m gay even though I’m not.
How do I explain to him that I’m not gay, I’m just trying to prepare for when I lose my virginity. I don’t want him to be mad at me.
It’s over boys. Wish me a swift death.
Tell him you have a micropenis and that this is the only way to make it normal
The fuck man. If I was your dad I woulda beat the gay outta you
>fucking around with your cock this much when you're still a virgin
You may as well just chop it off at this point
You have to pretend to be gay now for the rest of your life or your dad will think you are an obscure fetishist which is infinitely worse.
>foreskin restoration
Tell him it's to fix your dick since he had a jew cut part of it off when you were born
Tell him you got it from mom.
Tell him that he wouldn't had to find this out if he hadn''t gave you his micro penis genetics to you in the first place
I agree with this. Just come out as gay and save yourself the troubles
just tell him you're trying to grow your dick dude like what the fuck
That would sound so pathetic though
fuck man you are mentally ill. lay off the memes and take a break from the internet for a while
Should have kept it in an ordinary toolbox like me you mongoloid
It is user. Technically you can blame him for shitty genes though.
>also reminder that your son will be a dicklet and will suffer the same pain if you ever manage to reproduce.
>dickmaxxing equipment
please elaborate.
I was circumcised when i was 15, so I've experienced both and cut is definitely the master race
i have that same hanger and cable clamp
THUNNNDEERRSSS EHHHH
>I wonder if user has a screwdriver I can borrow in that toolbox of his! I'm sure he won't mind if I borrow it real quick!
oh.. . ohh dear no... Honey! Honey come quick! I think our son might be gay!
ayy
Still learning how to use the hanger though
then why do you have foreskin restoration shit?
>filename
you see any progress?
>1 inch length
no girth gains x(
Just shame him for allowing your dick to be mutilated. It's partly his fault anyway. He should be ashamed.
>cut is definitely master race
>but i wish i had a foreskin
Tell us more
I don't, im not the op. I would never want it back looks amazing now, super low maintenance, sensitivity is still great. Lemme know if you want a pic
I literally started hanging 1 week ago. Still at very light weight
What about you?
how short is your cut
My penis skin was too tight around the head as i was developing. Was uncomfortable, doc gave me the options to wait, try and stretch it, or cut it. So i cut it. Had stitches on my cock and was a litttle sensitive but i was back at school within 5 days. The head was a little more sensitive when flacid before the circumcision but when I'm erect it's the same
Im not op
COPE
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No need to cope, i've tried em both
Basically I have a small shitty dick.
It’s about 4.5 inches fully hard. Not a micropenis by any means, but also not impressing anyone either.
I’m 17 and am probably gonna lose my virginity soon. I’m just preparing to have the best possible johnson when it comes time to do the deed.
Reported. Gtfo underage banned.
Stupid zoomer. Should’ve lied about your age
Enjoy ban faget
enjoy your ban little boi
Just tell him what its for?
Or you can turn it around on him, tell him you're trying to fix your dick after he made the choice the cut a part of it off.
You need to show him your penis and explain to him the need for these products.
If your dad also has a tiny dick then the father son bond moment you will share in that moment will make up for any awkwardness felt before hand.
Don't wait to late like I did, I can't even talk to my father about these thing anymore. God I miss him...