Guilty pleasures thread

You are the slayer. Get out there and fuck some metal chicks.

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you all enable and validate fat women when they should be shamed for slowly killing their lazy asses

shame

>Making cum tribute videos
on reddit?

This only the opposite. I want to fuck twinks with real pussies.

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faggots

picking and eating my boogers

Every couple of months i stick a few fingers up my ass and jerk off.

>Filipino girls
>fat ass
Choose one
Also that’s not a guilty pleasure op every guy does that.

You've never met a phillipino girl, have you?

They have //really// fat asses. Super jiggly too

where/who do you make cum tribute videos for? for girls IRL, or like soc/reddit?

Nothing gay about sticking your dick in a pussy.

I would try but many of them could outshred me and I'm just some sloppy trashy thrash rhythm guitarist...

youtu.be/5MRHq3LIKWk
>he doesn't lift for his metal dominatrix

>be me, squatting
>"Lower slave!"
>"y-yes mistress!"
Lol

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Not that I can't do this one, easy as fuck

Can confirm. Mother is Filipino and grew up surrounded by Filipinos. Fat asses are lacking for them.

Seriously. Stop giving those disgusting bags of lard validation

My ex was Filipino , and I’ve been to the Philippines. She has a nice ass but it wasn’t thicccc.. most of them are athletic from my experience. Tight and firm, they’re low in body fat.
Now middle eastern girls , those chicks have hips.
Pretty sure my ex was like mixed too though

2d oppailoli and 3d mega titty fat chicks

fucking end me lads

based and redpilled

Sometimes I sit and let the moon men take what they want from me, if they’re nice I don’t even put up a fight.

There's a fat girl I want to fuck hard

Alex?

Big asses. Even bigger than the ones Jow Forums generally likes

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Thanks for giving me a new fetish.

My gf is too sub and having a dom suddenly sounds sick

they can't do better

who is this

>who is this
Chloe Arden

I love jerking off to chubby/fat women.
The pov one are the best because it feels like I'm actually fucking them. I don't think I could fuck a fatty irl tho.

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MOAR

Im not kidding I feel like I've been gifted genetics of the gods. I get absolute shit faced fri/sat sometimes sun and hardly spend any money on food. Been doing this for like 3 months, stayed the exact same weight and made crazy gains. The start of the week I have crazy libido and motivation.

I feel like the drinking tanks my test and it rebounds super hard

pathetic

you guys wouldnt like her. too big for normies

Morbid obese feminists with blue hair.

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Holy fuck I know this feel

Enjoy being fat after repeating this for 2 years kid

Testosterone does tank and rebound, you are correct. Until you reach the ripe old age of 25 and you won´t recover that fast anymore.

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MOAR. MOAR. MOAR!!!!!

last one, i gotta lay down

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Based and redpilled. These tumblr cunts will bit hand moan about toxic masculinity but after a few drinks will start groping you and say how much they like muscles. Literally the easiest girls to fuck

If she's naturally sub she's gonna suck at dom, unless it's gentle mommydom shit like pulling you to sleep with her tits or some shit

chicks with a full bush

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>Unironically find the majority of white women repulsive as fuck since dating a fit black girl.
>mfw it's true what they say
Is there a way back for me lads.

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My nigga you absolute madman
>tfw no girls let their bush grow anymore

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fucking faties with atractive faces, fuckin petite small dick shemales and traps

me
youtu.be/sysSysmOJro

analing myself with a dildo

>tfw girls today won't let you embellish your Steve Irwin fantasy
>tfw I'll never get to wear tight fitting cargo shorts in the bed room and pry her bush open whilst ejaculating a mighty 'CRICKEY', when I finally find the clitoris
Should have been born in the 60's lads.

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Girls are just waiting for any excuse to stop shaving a body part. Its great that the 90s 2000s era of bald pussies seems like it's on its way out.

I would skip a workout
To be honest, at this point.
I'm more interested in being seen as attractive then actually getting my dick wet.
Have no idea why.

Maybe I should give up the monk life give up the net and start fucking again.
Maybe I should start with escorts. They're experienced and I'm kind of on the large side so I know I can have some of that comfy balls deep poundy sex.

For the last few weeks I haven't been able to cum while fucking my wife unless thinking of someone else. Started with exs but the last few times I've been thinking solely of her sister. I don't know how to stop.

I fap to porn and it disgusts me

As it should

Is your wife a chunky slob?

Bald pussies are for the smell you virgins. A bush collects sweat.

>Not being aroused by the feminine odor
Sure is onions around here

>wanting to fuck same thot thats kept you from improving or finding new proper love
sure I like the side ass and the attention/love but I know deep down she doesnt give a fuck

No she's pretty attractive actually. In my opinion at least.

10/10 thread OP thread with 10/10 replies

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Big thick uncut dicks

I love watching cute twinks being penetrated.

She does suck at dom. Funny enough she seems to love pretending to be a mommy, but I'm not into mommy stuff at all so it never happens.

post pics, censored obvs

>CRIKEY
Keks of the highest order.

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fatties
Fap to them multiple times a day but too ashamed to actually be with one

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>More interested in being seen as attractive than actually getting my dick wet.
I know exactly how you feel. I feel like this is some offshoot of the instinct that tinder thots that never respond have. Like, it's nice knowing that I'm wanted but I would never debase myself by just giving it up to random sloots.

I like thinking of it as me ensuring quality control on myself, that I'm the best possible version of myself according to more than just a subjective viewpoint, so that when I find a worthy mate to settle down with, I will be honouring her as much as she honours me.

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I like to ignore women on bumble when they message me

>Once slept with a girl whose BO made her smell like sweaty pajeets.
No thanks buddy.

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Bruh I've been dating Asians for so long that I'm only attracted to tall, white blondes otherwise.

user I...

pulling out and nutting in the bush

The fucks going on with her side.

Looks like a tattoo was edited out

Do you happen to also be Asian perchance?

is right. I very quickly covered up her tattoo.

Potato chips. Fuck. I don't buy them myself. But if I go to a party and they are there... I'm done.

This sh*t right here.
I really want to get rid of the urge.
Idle hands on my days off from work.....

>useless, lost, drunk weekends suck

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I flirt with trannies on grindr but have never acted on it.

>Sweetened condensed milk on cream crackers
I don't buy it anymore, because I know that I would have no self control.

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smelling my braps. I don't really like girl farts, but I dated this vegan girl with an awesome body and her braps actually smelled kind of good.

are you me?

who?

>fat girl
>pretty face
Pick one

sauce?

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At a certain point.
You feel as if you need to have the capability to please a woman.
But I've spent so much time on learning how to be a good lover and testing these things out..as vulgar as that would sound to some, on women I could care less for.
I think I need to just have some sex so that I don't become a true narcissist, one who's incapable of loving someone else.
But maybe, that sex is simply a way to connect to a woman and i'm simply lonely.
The only way to find out is to get an escort or fuck a rando thot raw.

Always feel like a söyboi after drinking one of these

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Art hoes without a doubt

>not skinny black girls with big tits

What's her routine?

i love a good bush too