What's your worst gym experience?
What's your worst gym experience?
Tyler Jenkins
Gavin Richardson
I dropped a 5 kilos plate over the foot of a old moron once.
He was a show off. Trying to get laid with Stacies around. Talking about how much he was doing monthly with his company.
I swear it was an accident. I did apologize but the fucker complaint to the manager and almost got perma-banned from gym.
Levi Turner
I’ve got one
>be me
>be summer before junior year
>walk into gym at around 11 a.m.
>start on my incline dumbbell press
>after a few sets hear yelling coming from the entrance desk
>soitbegins.gif
>I turn my head and see pack of ravenous freshman from my school
>you know the ones, decked out in glowing neon nike attire head to toe.
>god bless the sweet old lady at the front being attacked by these creatures
>Get back to finish my set
>as I start my curls the damn beasts swarm my general area
>they’re like a hive mind scavenging the area and moving the equipment around but not actually using it
>one of them strays from the pack and comes to the curl rack where I am
>he sees me and starts to try to do what I’m doing
>maybetheirshope.pdf
>then the whole damn group swarms the vicinity
>they all gaze and pick up every dumbbell up to 35
>at this point I literally cannot move an inch without bumping into these prepubescent preteens
>if it couldn’t get any worse they all start videoing themselves in the mirror
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>I put up my shit and leave without even finishing
>go to the opposite side of the gym where the squat rack is
>see in the mirror all of them have stopped curling and are on their phones
>this goes on for like 10 minutes until they leave
>they left all their fucking weight everywhere across the floor
>pick it up so the sweet counter lady dosent have too
>that was the day I cancelled my membership
Nathaniel Barnes
Got raped in the shower. Bled for a month out of my ass
Jeremiah Murphy
Was squatting 335 and was deloading all the weight on one side. When i moved to the other side, the bar flung off the rack and almost hit a dude.
Or,
Being at my college gym around 4pm when literally everyone in the school goes and takes up all the benches.
Cameron Howard
Getting dickmogged in the locker room
Joshua Martin
Splitting my aductor down the middle.
Christian Gray
Some guy shit himself and the ventilation system carried the smell everywhere. Had to leave 1/3 of the way through my workout cause I couldn't stand it
Bentley Nelson
I did this once as well with the same weight kek
almost hit someone on the bench next to me
Liam Butler
>be a newfag couple of years ago.
>doing a beginner program
>no idea what I'm doing
>working out at midnight. Only one other guy there
>misread 1x5 deadlifts as 5x5
>do 25 dead lifts with shitty form
>that one guy comes up starts giving me advice, tells me to try again
>too autistic to say no, do another 3 reps
>my back is imploding
>"no no, try "
>still autistic, don't want to say no
>it never ends, end up doing another 20 or so deadlifts before he lets me go
>almost 50 shitform deadlifts in one night
>only 135 including the bar but for a beginner it may as well have been a bag of anvils
>can't walk properly for 3 days after
Looking back on it, I'm probably lucky as fuck I didn't do any permanent damage even if the weights were low.
Angel Russell
>be benching
>9 pm at night
>nigger spic comes in
>sprays cologne so bad that everyone in gym cant breath
>stupid nigger spic left but i could tell him to stop sparying so much and it smeells like dog shit
>couldnt finish workout cause nigger spic made it beijin 2.0
Aaron Smith
>work at the gym in small town
>boss warns me that my buddy's older sister's boyfriend is a huge fucking degenerate anytime he comes to ""lift""
>one day, the guy comes in with buddy's sister and their kid
>I check them in, say the kid can't be in the weight room because muh liability, he's not 16 yet
>they say okay, lady goes to cardio room, guy goes to weight room, kid ostensibly goes to masturbate in the racketball room he walked into
>go about cleaning up after a dozen other people's nutspawn for fifteen minutes
>go to clean weight equipment because our visitors are mongoloids who can't be assed
>walk in
>This fucking boomer is sitting on the god damn bench with his kid, trying to get him to bench lmao1pl8
>"come on bruh, I did it just fuckin put it up once"
>god dammit, can't you retroactively abort your kid once I'm off the clock?
"Hey dude, I told you he can't be in here"
>"Yeah but I saw this sign here ho, it says he can be 13 if he's with me"
"Huh. This sign?"
>"Yeah that's the one"
>I was looking at a sign on the door that said children 13+ can be in the weightroom with a parent/guardian
>this sign was, by my own hand, covered up by the updated paper sign that said they had to be 16+ not even a whole week before
"Okay, I getcha, but the current sign says he has to be-"
>"Ho don't even, I see the sign right there, says he can be 13, look"
>this cunt walks up and starts yanking the current sign away so he can point to the one he wanted to see
"Yeah no, THIS sign is the one in effect. Tearing it down doesn't change that. I AM right about this, of course."
>"Man what the fuck ever dude, ho "I'm right, I'm right!" fuck this shit"
>starts packing up
>go to front desk, stretch face muscles in preparation for the most faggoty grin I can muster
>get onto the registry computer
>hover my finger over the mouse as they walk by
>"I've cancelled your membership, by the way. Have a nice day"
>had to call the cops, fucker tried to beat the shit out of me for it
Jonathan Harris
nice customer service
Lincoln Clark
Based user
Ryan Martinez
Best I got
>be me
>working at gym in front desk
>we sell hardline energy drinks in cooler
>bottle straight up says do not drink more than half
>fast forward I go on break and leave to go to lunch for half hour
>see ambulances and fire trucks zooming towards the gym as I am eating my quesadilla across the lot
>run over to see if someone maybe passed out or snapped a knee or some shit
nope.jpg
>black scrawny kid comes in and buys one while I am on break chugs the fucking thing
>proceeds to try and dead lift like an animal
>measley 95 lbs on the bar, poor bastard
>his heart stops and he keels over and dies
>no one was really watching him and by the time someone saw it was too late
>they ban those drinks the next day and make everyone go get CPR certified
>hurr durr should have definitely had that already done.
>poor kid was not even 18 either
Nathan Hill
LA fitness?
Jaxon Mitchell
wait, a kid died for drinking an energy drink?
Dylan Sullivan
Still better than sweaty hispanigger
Gabriel Carter
Drinking above your recommended max daily intake of energy drinks puts your heart into overdrive, and doing so regularly puts tremendous strain on it. Kids find them cool so not unlikely he had already drank at least one prior that day. Add in physically straining exercise and your heart might just break down. Not the first time it would have happened, Google it
Adam Rodriguez
>fucker tried to beat the shit out of me for it
did he actually beat you up or he was just slapping you
Angel King
>go to the gym
>accidentally don't forget about my pathetic life and unsolvable personal problems
Landon Ross
Fucking zoomers can't handle the sip
Gabriel Sullivan
Yet another retard who squats without a squat plug.