Shooting your semen into some paper like this is the way that makes sense. Just spraying everywhere and then cleaning up is ridiculous.
Shooting your semen into some paper like this is the way that makes sense...
Levi Phillips
Alexander Jenkins
Just jack off into the toilet. Literally no cleanup necessary besides wiping off your dick unless you have shit aim. Flush and done.
Charles Perry
This
I'm surprised this isn't the most common method
Carter Myers
>not jacking off into your boxers all day as they become progressively crustier, only putting on fresh ones when you have to leave the house and immediately resuming upon return
Washing machines. We have the technology
Luke Martin
>he doesn't have a cum corner
Adam Gonzalez
>not clamping down on your dick as you finish so cum cant get out then pissing it put later
user....
Logan Walker
>wasting tissue paper
Just jack off into the air and levitate your semen into the trash can with your wizard powers
Brandon Collins
I have the same exact electric shaver lol
Kevin Garcia
I bet you spread AIDS faggot.
Mason Williams
Paper makes too much trash. I have a 1 gallon jug that I piss and cum into and just flush it when Its full.
Evan Adams
Yeah into the toilet is good too but I had to make the op concise.
Aiden Lewis
I have to stand up to jizz, used to just cum on my chest/stomach as a kid but my brothers gf said she saw my dick one night and I was like 12, guess I fell asleep with my door unlocked.
Adrian Johnson
If anyone would know user......
Jackson Long
Anyone who doesn't cum in their hand and lick it up is fucking weak.
Oliver Morales
>he doesn't have a wall of shame
Carter Williams
just hold your foreskin as you cum and dump it in the toilet.
Just don't forget to clean your dick after every fap.
John Carter
lotion/olive oil+shower is top tier
Easton Adams
You know shooting a stream up to your chest feels good, you can't just rob your splooge of its potential user. What if it's the biggest poot you've ever had?
David Butler
>You know shooting a stream up to your chest feels good
No
Adrian Butler
I nut into my boxer briefs and stew in my own baby batter.
Andrew Davis
>then cleaning up is ridiculous.
It is, that's why I just wipe it off on the blankets.
Owen Watson
No. Fapping while standing sucks, it's much more comfortable if youre laying down.
Joseph Jenkins
I only fap into the toilet if I'm outside and it's a public toilet since I can't do it anywhere else.
Daniel Green
I spray it everywhere and don't clean it up. Why would I bother?
Thomas Gray
It's more fun tho.
Andrew Myers
>he doesn't shoot into hands and then procceed to eat it
Tyler Miller
Im sure if you retards are pooting as often as you claim, it aint more than a dribble at any one time.
If any of you virgins ever get a chance to get laid (unlikely), youll get laughed at for that and a million other reasons.
Wyatt Murphy
>tfw mom finds the semen center
Benjamin Sanders
>dad found the cummie container
GUYS
Hunter Wilson
damn imagine coming to r9k and typing this out.
Jose Williams
When i jerk off im on my comp looking at porn. Usually squeeze as i cum so it stays in. Stand up, walk to trash 2 ft away and cum into the trash can. Easy.
Camden Evans
>tfw I've been unironically doing this for 6 years