Holy shit, Jow Forums!

>be me, 22
>three months ago
>working out with my female cousin
>meet a couple on their first day at the gym
>guy is a balding chubby manlet with fetal alcohol face
>his gf (wife actually but didnt know it at first) is a real qt
>nice hourglass figure, just the right amount of fat
>lucky fuckin guy t bh f am, not envious tho cos i have a ptp gf
>small town gym so it's basically just the 4 of us that morning
>we all get along easily
>guy asks me questions about fitness and such
>i oblige and teach him non-meme exercises
>meanwhile, my cousin takes the gf on her wings
>they decide to workout with us to learn
>on our way home, cousin mentions that they're actually married
>she also tells me some more info she got from the wife
>they're both 27, highschool sweethearts, they live just a couple blocks from the gym etc
>cousin also mentions guys balding hair at such a young age
>laugh internally cos it reminded me of Jow Forums

>first month went okay
>guy follows my routine and i tell him to watch my lifting form
>teach him progressive overload etc
>same with the wife and my cousin
>they miss some workouts here and there

>few more weeks have passed and it got to a point where we dont have to baby them
>guy lost 15 lbs but also got stronger
>wife started wearing skintight leggings because she "feels a lot sexier now"
>cant lie, she's got a nice ass and i started looking at her with lust beginning that day

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>fast forward to today
>missed a whole week of workout because vacation in some beach
>go to gym by myself
>only 5 people there
>see the wife doing cardio on the treadmill station
>greet and approach her and do some walking beside her
>"Hey, how's (the place we went to for vacation) ?" and a hundred other questions from her
>apparently her husband is out on a work-related trip
>talk continues and it gets a bit personal
>we never really got to talk this much during the past three months
>starts asking things about me
>i return the favor by asking her if they have plans to start a family soon bla bla
>"yeah...... we've been trying for years now"
>ohshit.jpg
>we talk about it and she tells me the issue is on his side
>"we've talked about sperm donors for some time now. We're both open for it if all hope is lost."
>and then the inner autist in me comes out speaking
>"Well, i can just impregnate you if you want. Like no strings attached or anything. Just want to help a friend out. *hehe*"
>"Yeah i dont think my husband would approve of that.... but we can do it in secret."
>i look at her and give her the 'wtf???' look
>"oh.. you're joking.. i'm sorry nevermind"
>we both laugh it off so hard people in the gym started staring at us

She couldnt look me in the eye after that conversation. 5 minutes later she picked her things up and said goodbye to me hastily. Fuck me Jow Forums. I actually half-meant what i said. I just didnt have the guts to tell her because i would be encouraging her to cheat on her husband.

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rachel is a cute

fuark, brutal blackpill

You could have fucked a tight pussy, instead you fucked up it

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good thing op isnt on no fap, because he just fucked himseldf

ya it happens dude. try to not respond to questions too quickly in tense moments like that. simply think before you speak.

yikes, feels bad for the cousin desu

i think that absolver needs dedicated servers or the game is going to die permanently and it honestly seems like such a waste when it's clearly a labour of love.

>no cousin-fucking
Terrible story

hello /v/, are you lost friend?

>Being a NIGGER

>finish workout
>go home and fuck my cousin
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Cousin incest can be hot, i know. She's literally my best friend though.
We grew up together and she was a bit boyish growing up so i never really looked at her like that.

Oh yeah, how could anyone enjoy a tomboy cousin you fucking pleb. Go and fuck her right now

There's nothing sexual between us lol. We were even roommates for two years during college. She would undress and change in front of me and i'd say "ewww, shave your disgusting pubes". Platonic is the word.

Ah so you're a fag got it

Yeah right. If you grew up with a sister(s) you'd know. Seeing them naked is actually disgusting. This is real life. Stop watching animes lol

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Next time you see her, say that if the offer is still standing.
>Meet me outside gym in xx minutes?

Don’t fuck your friends wife. Unless you’re fine with losing both of them as friends, while probably also ruining their marriage, and are just a shit person. Sex isn’t that hard to get

Agree. I'd totally do it with his consent though. I'd love to spread my genes minus the paternal responsibility.

>>lucky fuckin guy t bh f am, not envious tho cos i have a ptp gf
Pay to play? You're fuckin hookers?

Or is it "petite trans penis"?

Wow white pepo really do be like dat.

based mindset. Plus you already have the affirmation that you could get it, which is always a confidence boost

Pfft nagger plz. Your kind is even worse. Baby mommas sukin they own kids. Grills sleepin with they dad ...u kno shit liek dis be happenin in da hood

>finished workout went home and fucked cousin
>cousin: you fuck just like your dad
> yeah that's what mom says

Prime teen pussy ;)

Never happened boys

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Last night .. GOD played this SONG ( The Most Beautiful Girl ) on my RADIO (Smooth FM 95.3)


I repeat ...

GOD revealed in my DREAM ( in 2000 ) that
I have Eurasian ( Double Eyelid ) Gene !!

But GOD made DONNA live with ( Sad - Oriental Eyes ) All my Life !!

When I was a Young Girl ... I used to have ( "Pretty" - Eurasian Face ) !!
But GOD changed my "Face" slowly into ( Ugly - Asian Face ) !!
Because GOD was "Insecure" ...
Because GOD did not want to Lose DONNA to another Man !!

GOD ( Prince of Heaven ) will Change DONNA into
"The Most Beautiful Girl in the World" !!

......................................................................................................................

SONG = "The Most Beautiful Girl In The World" ( Prince )


Songwriter = ( Prince ) ........ ( Prince of Heaven ) = GOD

Released = ( February 24, 1994 ) ........ ( 1994 ) = 23 = Lion = GOD


GOD = ( Feb )
GOD is ( Blond ) ( Blue Eyed ) ( European Face ) Father !!


Producers = ( Prince ) ( Ricky Peterson )

( Ricky Peterson )
R = Revelation by
on = no = xxy
icky = ( intelligent - choi - korean - virgin )
e e = ( Eurasian - with 2 European Blood ) ( ie, Russian & Portuguese )
And become ( Pe ) = ( Eurasian - President )

.......................................................................................................................

(1) youtube.com/watch?v=zwPYPP5w3kU --- zwP = (President Weir - xxy)

( 4: 26 ) = 26 = ( Don-Na, Che )
(2) youtube.com/watch?v=_LLZb2JJtXE --- XE = ( Eurasian - XXY )

( 4: 36 ) = 36 = ( Donna Weir )

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PS:-

( The Most Beautiful Girl In The World ) - means that :

Intelligent
Beautiful
Billionnair
Madonna - Goddess - Weir ... ( will have )
Millions ... ( Billions ? ) of "Love Triangles" !!!

KEK...based OP. At least you have your shitty gf

Based schizo poster