Little life tips you never figured out

Can we get a thread for little things that make your life easier that took you altogether too long to figure out?
>when opening a packet of sugar, grab it by one side and shake it and it'll open easier
>fill a water bottle halfway and stick it in the freezer sideways, to make a bottle you can refill with water
>if you're drinking out of a paper cup of coffee, turn the hole in the lid to be opposite the seam of the paper cup and it won't drip on you

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>there are push-tabs on the sides of aluminum foil packages to keep it in, and it as always been there
>if you face the toilet while pooping, you have a shelf for reading or a snack
>you can overthrow your government and change things for the better

That escaIated quickIy

Bumpin because this thread might provide some hidden gems.

>when wiping your asshole use short streaks of paper rather than long ones to prevent wasting it
>don't stress about how you look in public, you will never see the people you walk past again for the rest of your life
>when strangling a person don't just block the air flow through the throat, block off the veins to cut blood flow to the brain. they will pass out and won't fight back for the rest of the strangling session

Bumbing cuz this thread might provide some actual useful little life tips.

More please, originally thanks

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there tips here somewhere

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original commentettettetete
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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tips here we go

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best times to buy your incel certificate groceries

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if you want education n stuff

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Lol @ that trying to include a normal looking drawing. FAS is very obvious

to spot stacies fucking with you

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so you can sleep without having to resort to crying to sleep yourself

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how to be user

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Websites to reach sacred human knowledge without waiting to reach 30 to become wizard.

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Measuring time using your girlfriend if you might accidentally exit your cave.

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I get the joke. uuell done

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while pooping,
flush your turds as soon as they drop
to reduce odors

Water is what prevents odors in the first place, you moron. A submerged shit doesn't smell.

never had a turd that floats?

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that third one. What if we like it when our victims fight back?

>you can overthrow your government and change things for the better

BASED V FOR ROBOVENDETTA

>he doesnt have a little plateau in his toilet
How do you ckeck for worms?

Its still submerged even if it floats

>How to spot a Stacy fucking with you
Her lips are moving

>>fill a water bottle halfway and stick it in the freezer sideways, to make a bottle you can refill with water

What the fuck? Couldn't you just fill it partially and put it in normal and then it would freeze at the bottom and you could fill it? What the fuck is this?

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