>Wake up whenever the fuck I want to get stoned, play vidya and laugh my ass off
>No wasting time on useless overrated whores and their used-up, worn-out pussies
>Got neetbux, and I am now overflowing in cash and investments
>Fuck yeh!
NEET life is god mode
Julian Cook
William Martinez
while i agree that you should try and do as much as possible in your life
the reality is NEETs dont live there life learning philosophy, lanaguage culture etc, they dont work out, they dont meet people.
NEETs sit in there room watching anime playing videogames and masterbating
Connor Ramirez
>tfw it is easier to work 70 hours a week than jumping through hoops for unemployment gibs
I want to die
Zachary Diaz
It's still better than wagecucking and wasting time with souless, overated, used-up whores.
Matthew Rodriguez
This. And also
>there's no reason to work in 2013.
Wtf how much NEETbux are you getting? In the UK they give you just barely enough benefits to survive, and they make you grovel through constant job searching for that, which imo is a kind of job in itself.
Just get the best of both worlds; a part-time job.
Liam Ross
Can I ask, do all NEETs think that any form of work is wage slavery?
Zachary Evans
The end justifies the means
Ryan Fisher
Can't tell if delusional or in denial .
Evan Baker
How long is that gonna last, op? you think getting stoned and playing vidya is going to be fun forever? youre going to start getting bored soon
Brandon Carter
It feels good when you're young but when you're older it really hits you. Knowing you've wasted a lot of time plus the fear of insecurity. If you're doing something great, but don't let go completely.
Nicholas Jenkins
i don't, only shitty jobs that you have an obligation to wake up and drive to work every day for.
unless it's a high paying job and/or something that actually benefits society (fireman, doctor, agriculture, etc.)
people talk about "contributing to society" but honestly if you're working some shitty dead end menial job your "contribution to society" is meaningless and you're just trading your time and happiness for pennies while someone else sits on their ass and makes dollars (which is fine, if you're desperate for money and have no other options, but don't think you're making some meaningful contribution to society.)
Ayden Green
Id be more worried about all the time i'd been wasting working for Mr Shecklestien, in reality.
I've prepaired dude, I have 5 figures in cash next to me, plus neetbux, and heavy investments in precious metals.
Neither, just enjoying my life my man, how about you?
Adam Hall
>why would I want to date 3d
you lost me there weebo
Joseph Nguyen
I'm going to be a neet starting at the end of this year. And then I'm going to kill myself sometime throughout next year.
Michael Ward
time to get a job homo
Colton Martin
Nicely done, OP. I'm glad to hear someone else went the high road on NEETbux. I myself am still working but can go NEET pretty much any time. Just want to boost my passive up a bit more then I'll be ready.
Bentley Adams
what do you actually plan to do though?
James Nelson
Speak for yourself, I started off as a NEET with some philosophical leanings and now after a couple of years I'm analyzing links in concepts between Abrahamic scripture and Daoist ideals.
That said a lot of my time is still doing fuck all of worth but if you do it right then I think that that's the highest accomplishment any person can achieve.
Christopher Watson
"Drop out of life with bong in hand, follow the smoke through the riff-filled land" - Sleep
Aaron Wilson
...Plan?
...Do?
Whatever the fuck I want, son!
Jayden Wood
>pretending like the vast majority of jobs contribute anything to society and you're not just desperate for money
heh heh whatever you tell yourself
Isaiah Powell
Please tell me how you got that money.
Jaxson Johnson
So, how much do your investments throw off each month/quarter, OP?
Gavin Stewart
From earning around 5k a pop in wire and confidence fraud, (I'm neither proud of it of ashamed of it. It is what it is)
Also, neetbux/disability and shit from the goverment
Grayson Stewart
ITT: Sad manchildren who think the the world owes them a cool job with a six-figure salary despite them having zero skills.
The tendie-train won't last forever, boys.
Jackson Williams
I'm honestly disappointed that Donald Trump hasn't cut off NEETbux.
Henry Green
I can hear Mr Shecklestien calling you...
Austin Green
ITT: triggered wageslave boomers lmao
Nicholas White
>wire and confidence fraud
I'm sorry, but I haven't got any idea what that is.
And how does one get neetbux from the gov? I might have Aspergers (got all the symptoms but when I was checked as a kid I didn't have it, maybe it'll be different now) and I'd love to Jew the Jewish government.
Matthew Watson
Predictable response, faggot.
I can hear mommy telling you to clean your room.
Nicholas Rivera
Dunno, I'm 100% invested in cash and precious metals (over 230 oz) for when it all goes to shit.
I don't fuck around with the rigged- casino stock marked desu.
Aiden Nguyen
Hmm, well I hope it works out for you, meng. Just remember that inflation will eat away at that cash, so have a plan for that
Andrew Miller
I work an easy bar job. I get to mess around and I am friends with benefits with a girl there.
I would much rather be neet but my parents wouldn't allow it, the uk government gives no neet bucks, and I like hooking up.
To be neet is freeing.
Justin Wilson
Keep sucking it down, wagebitch.
Not sure, I live in the UK and I have "back issues" among other things you'd have to look into it more, but you can basically fake & exacerbate pretty much anything if you know how to, and if one is so inclined...
I'm strictly small time, fuck the whole rigged and corrupted (((system)))
Thomas Evans
Learn to fake "health/mental problems" then? its up to you.
I'm fine, but thanks for your concern, besides, precious metals are pretty much inflation proof anyway.
Benjamin King
>that image
>2013
Please time, slow down a little bit.
Nathan Wilson
Lol projection.
We both know you're not happy leeching off mommy and the state.
Oliver Cook
Eh. Unlike the OP image, this one's kinda weak.
Mason Miller
I'm smoking a fat bowl and sitting of fat stacks of cash and investments, while having all the free time in the world to to whatever the fuck I want, and loving it.
Can you truly say the same, wagie?
Logan James
I would love to do nothing all day but I would not even be able to pay my food.
I barely have time for myself when I have to go to college and work part time as a code monkey so NEET life is really appealing to me.
Ian Rogers
You're doing drugs to make yourself content with your situation and larping about being a successful investor to strangers on a Mongolian snake charming forum.
That's the definition of sad, kiddo.
Nolan Nelson
My schedule is a little different over the summer but while school is open
>Wake up around 6 because my body won't let me sleep
>Do whatever I want for 8 hours
>Walk 20 minutes to work
>Have a fun job for 3 hours
>Get home around 6:20
>Do whatever the fuck I want
>Get money to buy whatever I want and spoil my bf
Adrian Mitchell
No, you're weak BITCH
Owen Martinez
>You're doing drugs to make yourself content with your situation
Kek, now who's projecting faggot?
>..and larping about being a successful investor to strangers on a Mongolian snake charming forum.
Dude, I'm literaly sitting on over 20 grand, in cash money, in a fucking bright red lock box next to my bed, while I have over 230 oz of precious metals in brand new minted coin under my dresser draw. No-fucking-larp, son.
>That's the definition of sad, kiddo
No, the definition of sad is you. Someone who is so obviously butt-hurt about being a sad, jealous, failed wagebitch, that he keeps replying to this thread.
Isaac Hughes
This picture always loses me when the supposed superhuman starts being bitter and traumatized about muh roasties.
As a wagie I can totally see, understand and entertain one's right and urge to stay away from 40h work week, however when you start bitching about 3.5 billion people being untrustworthy subhuman trash as opposed to based 2D cuties like a typical loser with mommy issues... Completely unfounded and sounds utterly pathetic.
Luke Carter
>I do amazing productive things while I'm at home, I swear!
>I don't monetize them though
Neet logic honestly writes itself into a corner.
How come you don't just make whatever thing you do into a work, if you're so supposedly efficient and good at it?
Jayden Bailey
>Bragging about 20 grand
The absolute state of NEETS
Christopher Baker
There was a time a few years ago when I was a NEET and also becoming a normie. I was 19 and lived with my parents. I'd been working a seasonal job and was recently let go. I decided around that time that school wasn't for me. I also had about 3 friends. It was the best time of my life.
>wake up in the morning
>walk to little Mexican restaurant to get breakfast
>greet the cashier who knows me and refers to me as "mijo"
>get a few tacos, sit at a table and browse Jow Forums as I eat while I listen to Selena Quintanilla and watch whatever telenovela was on
>go back home
>parents go to work
>jerk off, find new music, play video games, nap, watch tv, whatever I wanted
>night rolls around
>friends invite me over to drink
>go to friend's house where we all drink beers and maybe have a barbecue
>hang out until 2 am or so
>go home and do it all again
It was so simple but so enjoyable and free. I didn't have much money and I wasn't getting any pussy but I felt like my life was mine. I didn't appreciate that year enough. Now I can afford to do nearly anything I want but I'm always tired and rarely have the time to do anything because of work.
Lincoln Rogers
And about 230 oz of gold, but can you even add that high, bitch?
Back to your daily grind sad sac.
Parker Baker
Getting NEETbux is better than working minimum wageslave jobs.
Guess this doesn't apply for the rest of the world outsides of Europe.
Cooper Williams
how much is gold worth pure ounce? for whatever purity you have?
Jason Wright
>huurrr muh neet lyfe!!!1!1
Lol ok retard you sit in your room/prison jacking off and looking at your screen. This is your life and will be your life until you die from suicide at 35.
>hurr muh wagie!
Not neet=/=wagecuck. People are out there living their lives and getting paid to do something they love, while you rot away in your little prison and you think YOU'RE the one who is winning? Your delusion has become so bad you have managed to convince yourself of your own bullshit. Now i gotta admit thats impressive but youre still a pathetic sad piece of shit who is also a coward because you just cant accept how shitty your life is, you HAVE to convince yourself its all good or you'll break down at the first taste of REALITY. Kill yourself
t. Also a NEET loser
Isaiah Cox
Kek, the projection is strong in this one.
>People are out there living their lives and getting paid to do something they love,
That's the minority but delude yourself to think otherwise.
Jayden Morris
>tfw worked for several years
>tfw saved up to be a NEET
>tfw just living life and writing/making shitty board games
I just want to do what I love. I think NEETs that are basically just waiting until they die are scum. I worked to give myself this chance to follow my dreams.