I WANT TO CUM SO BADDDDDDDDDD

Pushups to failure helps me

>there are people who think something natural as ejaculation is bad for the body

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How's tel Aviv shlomo

Fap but not to porn. You won't feel like shit. It's the way it is meant to be.

How is being a weak cuck who can't do anything in moderation?

Don't do it user, we've got your back.
Get off Jow Forums, lift, do anything BUT fap!

Who says I ejaculate frequently? You act like everyone on Jow Forums cant abstain from anything. Get your kippa and fuck off

No, I just think NoFap is retarded and accomplishes nothing.

As long as you're not a masturbation addict, noporn is infinitely easier and probably better for you

>Jow Forums isn't gay
Honestly you guys are faggier than /b/

Dont torture yourself. Depression outweighs the guilt of a needed nut bust. But if I go a week without fucking I get bipolar. Why did God make me so fucking horny?

t. Guy who can only make it 3 days.

Hey fuck you man, I’m on day 7 don’t ruin it for me

I know the feels bro. I’ve been stuck on 2-3 to one day for like 3 months. I’ve finally made it to 7 but damn the demons are calling me lol.

Stroke one out user, life is too short. It’ll feel amazing

Noporn has serious benefits. Nofap is silly unless you have a legit addiction, like more than once daily

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>you got a D right off the beach

Read the multi orgasmic man.
Rake in the benefits orgasms without ejaculation remember not finishing inside a pussy is waste.

DUDE! Imagine the version of you, that you don`t want to become through masterbatin. And imagine yourself living with the benefits of high test coz no masterbatin. Problem solved

I’m not even purposely nofapping, I just haven’t done it for a few days and had a great wet dream last night. Fuck you, nerds.

nofap is a meme with its benefits constantly getting debunked,

It’s spelled ‘masturbate’ you goddamn idiot.

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This Jow Forumsizen gets it. /thread.

Pull your pants down. Slowly pull your boxers down. Your little soft cock flops upwards. I kiss your thighs. I spread your legs open. Im now kissing closer to your groin. My fingertips grab your cockhead, and my tongue gives one long lick on your testicles and up your shaft. You quiver.
You dont want this but you need it. You need affection, love. Sexual gratification.
I know how to give it to you.
Where to touch you.
All the right spots.
I put your semi chub cock in my mouth.
I begin to twirl my tongue around it, while I cup your balls with one hand. My other hand caresses your thigh.
You look down at me, my lustful eyes. My cute ass. You can see my ten foot peg stand dick. You mistook it for a leg, even a tail.
Your dick is now full erect. I plop it out of my mouth. Full of spit. Pre cum dripping down. Glistening cock head. I glark you. GLARK GLARK GLARK GLARK toot.
Oh dear. It's seems my ass wants action.
And it needs it now.
My dick instantaneously becomes erect. Swiftly kicks me up off my knees and into battle position.
For safety measures my dick rolls up, I twist.
I nuzzle your big hard cock with my soft tushy.
My asshole winks at you.
Your cock twitches.
I spit on my hand and finger my shithole. Im ready I scream, like a banshee.
You begin to insert your dick in my tight manvagina. Your balls tense up. It's so tight.
You check to see its me and not your cat again.
But no it really is me.
A handsome man. Ready for love.
Pound my ass papi. Im your slut!
My head spins around like mechagodzilla and I motion my arms as if Im shooting projectiles from my fists.
My dick extends. It could not resist the blood flow. I punch a hole in the drive wall. No matter. I begin to fuck your house as you pound my shitcanal.
We're gonna have duplexes baby, I say.

>drive wall

lol