Femanon here, pic related is my life, what gym should I go to and how can I eat better if i am NEET?

I don't think buying huge amounts of food in bulk makes sense for me

Yes, Rich Piana was known to go weeks without eating to gain weight.

What if they're false flagging to write a supported article that navigating diet culture is toxic for women? Better post good advice to be safe.

Go to whatever gym is cheapest, you don't need to spend 50$ a month to do hip thrusts and cardio

Are you decently attractive? Objectively ofcourse, it's obvious you believe you aren't. But what do others say?

what a horrific picture

idk not worried about that right now, just trying not to kill myself atm

Are you rich? If not you're going to have to do the most cost effective thing which is bulk buy foods you're going to use for your meal preps

Also, meal frequency can speed up your metabolism. If your body gets used to food every couple hours, it'll burn more.

>femanon here
>5 minutes ago
>16 replies

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If you essentially starve yourself (going way, way below 500 deficit or literally starving yourself) for a long time, yes, your body will turn energy to fat. The opposite is also true, though. If you overeat for a week and then start working out hard you can lose weight faster.

What do you normally eat? The idea is you buy dry and frozen foods that last the month, and they generally have a steep cost decrease since you are buying in bulk. You end up saving if you buy the months food in advance. A 10lb bag of rice can run you less than 10 dollars ajd it will likely last you 6 months or more if you're the only one eating it

Get fucked slim by loads of guys. A new guy each night to give you your daily cardio you dirty little sperm bowser

>it's just a dude trying to get fitness advice without reading the sticky or using common sense by acting like a female
He brain mogs us all

The less slampigs and hamplanets we have, the better. I say this as a literal faggot. Women are disgusting, but ESPECIALLY fat women.

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>femanon here
Stopped reading there post tits or go

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I eat fast food and with my family

You would likely see a change just by switching to traditionally cooked meals. Ultimately you'll want to start tracking but switching to meals consisting of lean meat, veggies, and a sensible amount of carbs without sauce or excessive cooking oils will likely hit the mark if your alternative is fast food. This is all stuff you can get fairly cheap at the grocery store. Might not hit those same pleasure centers as fast food does but you'll live longer.

PLEASE!!! BE!!! IN!!! LONDON!!!

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>femanon here
post tits or fuck right off

Then gtfo bitch

I feel like you won't follow any advice in the thread, wasting everybody's time in the process.

I don't care if it's a meme. But just fast. Eat anything during your meal days, try to keep healthy. It is NOT an eating disorder. It is a tool for correcting bad habits and going back to a baseline of health.

The sticky is outdated.

Then you can post the other one.

fuck off amanda

Fasting is a meme and sign of mental illness

bare assertion

i love these images, they both infuriate me and give me pleasure looking at them

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>infuriate me
Why?

It just reaffirms my view on women in general. this isnt exactly related but still gives me those similar feelings

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I dont understand the implication these posts seem to be making
Does anyone actually know a woman like this?

We all have mental illness in one way or another.

>We all have mental illness in one way or another.

Yeah I'm sure all the fat fucks who ask to be spoonfed basic shit do so knowing the sticky is outdated.

eww be gone thot

There are thousands of people living like that

Disturbingly relatable.

Is this the femanon I deserve?

>tfw no mentally troubled gf to take care of

why even lift?

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tits or gtfo

sexist and rude

gtfo or tits

Assuming youre 18:

You decide what you eat. Dont make some bs excuse about your family only cooking/buying garbage. Count calories to the best of your abilities and learn portions. You can probably get away with doing some calisthenics in your room for a while until you find a job to support yourself.

OP please do better. I want you to find what drives you and I want you to run with it. I have several people in my friends group that ive known since HS who are in their early to mid 20's who are literally NEET and dont care to change it. Please avoid being these fools and do better. These people always wonder why nobody invites them to do anything and its because theyre actually a burden on others. We love them but paying for all of their stuff or driving them places would only be enabling them so theyre mainly online friends now.

>Implying the sticky wouldnt give a noob a ton of good starting advice even in its outdated state.

how the fuck is the sticky outdated, does protein have 2 calories per gram now

Yeah I had an ex that worked as a virtual customer service at home and her apt looked like that. She didn't have piss bottles, but she wore diapers so she wouldn't miss a call. Postmates and Amazon Shopaholic. Only went out to get the mail and to walk her dog.

Stop being a NEET first you tard.

there are no women that actually live like this.
this is just some neets wanting to transfer their fucked-up-ness onto women.

>cut up legs
Every time. Every single woman I've dated. One girl even cut FAT into her leg, kek

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yeah I have mental health bullshit to deal with and I'm a competitive lifter: it helps a bit but only a bit. You'd be better off doing random body weight exercises twice a week and investing the extra time and money into more important areas of your life.

>there are no women that actually live like this.
There are less women neets than men neets, but you're shitting yourself if you think there aren't autismo femanons that fit this picture to a tee.

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

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And they're all on this website.

Do people actually live like this? Is this a meme im not getting?

>The closest gym to my house has a bunch of huge tires outside and guys with beards are always pushing them around the parking lot and yelling at each other
> i don't like it tbqh
sounds like heaven, you should stop being a pussy

IMAGINE THE SMELL

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hooray!

Why do these girls not piss in the bathroom?

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Not necessarily true if you act smart about it.

I'm 11 weeks on over 2000kcal caloric deficit and my TDEE hasn't noticeably decreased past what's expected from the weight loss itself.
I'm not even that fat - currently at around 18%bf down from around 31%

Is there actually a significant enough ammount of girls living this way to make these images?

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yup

it's a thing, i blame the internet

women are bigger slobs then men from my experience

>t.cleaned restrooms.

yes, as a brother to two sisters, yes its a reality

>gym
whatever one is convenient and affordable. And make yourself go, even if you don't feel like it or only have time for a 15 minute workout. Especially for somebody like yourself, the mental gains of regularly working out will be as important as the physical gains. And you can also go running, biking, hiking, etc.
>eat
Start with gradual steps. Start to cut back on desserts, cut back on snacks. If you drink alcohol, cut back on that too. And soda, condiments, etc. are easy to cut. Gradually start eating more veggies. Canned/frozen is fine if you can't get enough fresh. Make your diet a little healthier every week instead of trying to change too much too fast. People who do that often end up relapsing after a few weeks.
What body type are you? Are you a fatty who needs to lose weight, or a skelly who needs to gain muscle, or just a lazy NEET who needs to be more active?

These angles and perspectives are fucking with me. Who drew this shit.

those fucking pictures are a work of art, best thing to come out of r9k

Piss bottles and cutting their legs as well?

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lmao maybe not that but at a glance the rooms looked very similar. they no longer live like this though

As far as the cutting their legs thing, shit 20% of the girls who post on soc or r9k do that, that's very common

>These angles and perspectives are fucking with me. Who drew this shit.
I think M.C. Escher drew the pee pee trough

The little experience with /soc/ that I have makes this plausible. Is it some kind of a retarded meme or is it just like cutting your arms but in a place that isn't so often exposed?

I-is this Lazar Angelov?

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these girls really are the female version of patreon r9k

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Of course not. It's some brazilian gay porn actor from a very brazilian meme gay porn.

t. Monkey.

It's literally impossible to gain weight and eat less than your calorie demands.

The problem is your body will want to slow down if you eat too few calories.
Becoming akin to a sloth, you'll burn fewer calories and gain weight because now you're eating more calories than your body is burning.

In reality if you eat less than 1k calories a day. You will always lose weight.
It's literally impossible not to as just basic metabolism to keep you alive burns quite a few hundred calories.
However this isn't healthy.
You maintain a lifestyle and eat a little bit less than that lifestyle demands.

they have so many little nods and references but they are autistic to the max

Dear lord, this picture is so fucking sad. How low can we go?

>facts are outdated
Want to know how I can tell you get your workouts off Instagram

Oh fuck

>outdated

This is that r9k tranny fag psyop bullshit

I hooked up with a girl whose room looked like this but she also had a cat

>the phd in computer science
>the gun
>the neverending stream of discord messages
>art of war on a bookshelf
>the facemask on the tranny
>game tron 3000
usually hate these sort of images but this one is pure gold.

Yeah I'm looking at the OP one and thinking about my first gf and just ticking boxes
>cuts on leg
>models for sewing shit
>LUSH products all over the joint
>calorie timetable
>weird "inspirational" shit on wall

You have such a hard life sweetie we all feel bad for you

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Kek

She only has one you sexist ableist bigot

Like men wouldn't swipe every girl who isn't obese or trans