>tfw no long haired chubby n hairy slob bf who perpetually has stubble due to not giving a fuck
i hate this fucking world
Tfw no long haired chubby n hairy slob bf who perpetually has stubble due to not giving a fuck
Gabriel Scott
Blake Baker
>blatantly b8ing all of Jow Forums
good luck, mr fisherman
Eli Perez
unironically thats the aesthetic i like though. i hate skinny guys. and being a virgin is a plus as well cause modern day sluttery is very real and rampant
im a gay guy though so im sure that that cuts down my potential bfs by like 80% of Jow Forums at the very least, if not more. everyone on r9k seems to be prison gay though and only into gross as fuck femboys/twinks/etc
Gavin White
bumperino kappa
Ayden Thomas
>tfw no girlfriend who doesnt shave
Michael Rogers
where do you live senpai
I fulfill most of the criteria and am willing to have sex with men
Juan Foster
>cuts down my potential bfs by like 80%
Gays are only 2-5% of the population.
Anthony Robinson
RPDR does not belong here
Tyler Young
nj, a town right outside of nyc tell me a bit about yourself besides the obvious that i can already assume?
get this heterosexual nonsense out of my perfectly good and gay thread
:^(
feelsbad guess ill just kms
Ryan Cox
huh ... you moralize against "modern day sluttery" but you advertise your wares and flaunt your desires willy-nilly online.
wanna know what you should do, kid? get yourself a game sphere to keep your mind off the devilish homosexual temptations you've thus far only succumbed to.
Julian Martinez
tough luck I'm in western USA.
John Wright
you described me to a T but im not bf material sorry
Evan Martinez
but user ...... i am but a lonely virgin floating aimlessly through the endless vortex of life, hoping only for a long haired chubby thotticus to call my own
my intentions are pure and i mean well, unlike the various other sorts of bimbos that plague this vile treacherous earth
also, vanilla wow is the only videogame mankind has ever made that is immeasurably nut worthy
Then Perish
Levi Lewis
Literally me, literally don't give a fuck, literally chubbo xl, not chubby
Eli Gutierrez
BITCH IF THATS YOU I HENCEFORTH DECREE THE RIGHTS TO MY TAINT AND BUTTHOLE TO YE
Blake Hernandez
only if you look like this
origi
Gavin Cooper
im actually on the opposite end (ftm) kappa !
if it helps im 5'1" too so you can pick me up and chuck me like a football
Robert Nelson
what's your discord? I'll be your bf.
Nolan Mitchell
you're not really my type at all but i'm sure you'll find what you're looking for
Kayden Cox
aw that sucks mate, but i understand. have a good one regardless
could you describe yourself a bit before i add you? i usually dont add thots willy nilly as you can probably understand
Dominic Rivera
My post clearly states i'm a dude, how am i a thot? Not interested anymore, you sound dumb.
Aiden Rodriguez
thot is a general term, anyone can be a thot, friend
>Not interested anymore, you sound dumb.
:^(