Which one are you very originally

cyborg
but i don't really drink nor do drugs
well i do but like once or twice a year
besides that im sober like an infant

cyborg definitely is me

Truck freak

friendly reminder that 'cyborg' is nothing but a euphemism for 'failed normie'

hmm I would say a mix to be honest
on the incel part
>neet
>no ambitions
cyborg
most of it except for the drugs and alcohol part
Stem
>shy and overly polite
But I guess cyborg is the most approximate

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>MDE
>associated with internet virgins
Sam Hyde has openly mocked incels (especially the nice guy variety) on several occasions.

Mostly incel.

he used to make fun of the exact community that worships him today
just look at his community on plebbit, its fucking hilarious desu, pure aspergers. here is an unironic comment upvoted

>You are going to feel ashamed the next time you look at a porn video or start masturbating. It's not even a question at this point because you just read this you will never be able to enjoy masturbation again. Thank me later. Learn how to fight and how to manufacture guns. Buy a plate carrier and 20 Magazines for your rifle. Only touch your dick when you're going pee.
Next time you're touching yourself take a moment and imagine what you look like from a third person perspective. Realize how fucking pathetic what you're doing to yourself is - and how you are telling yourself to the most intimate part of you that you do not matter. A person who touches himself is a person who believes he doesn't deserve to be touched by women.Start accumulating wealth and social status for the coming war. Be prepared to sacrifice it all for the cause.

Behold. As long as you motherfuckers keep caring about fulfilling some whores criteria, you won't make it in the game. Peace out, got shit to do.

Cyborg
I'm literally a pretty normal guy that just can't get laid

ask yourself a question
did you ever try to get a girl?

probably Trad-Con altho I obsess over women more than men and I have a great father who I love

I am 100% cyborg but I'm a gril
and I'm sober now

incel expect for
>constantly bring others down
>relies on outliers and cherrypicking
>constantly searchs for things that make him mad
>victim complex
I mostly lurk and feel bad for myself, but I don't blame other people for it.

i honestly dont know what tradcon means unless you mean traditional conservative

how is that an insult? im leftist

none, all in that pic is literally ledit, so is your post

Incel is the most fitting.

definite cyborg except I don't drink and im a clinical sociopath.

based and truckpilled

Porn is for fags but autistic shit like that makes me lol. Jow ForumsMDE is full of stuff like that and it makes me wonder how much of it is satirical and how much is genuine.

Given that plebbit allows 14 year olds to post on it I'd guess it's mostly non-satirical.

it used to be satire but now its legit autists

somewhere between cyborg and smart guy, but I'm also gay and in the closet

Tradcons larper are the worst type of virgins, even worse than incels. At least incels recognize that they are bottom of the barrell, but all tradcons Jow Forumstards like to pretend they are 10/10 Chads that are only "abstaining" from sex because society is degenerate.

I'm an Incel I guess since I'm NEET.

>clinical sociopath
now thats sounds interesting
do you have any good stories of manipulating/hurting people?

None of these things.
I am the grand wizard.

can you throw fireballs?

Yes in a manner of speaking!

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Most fitting is a mix of incel and trad con larper I guess, except that I'll start studying in 2 months, that I don't search for stuff that makes me mad and that I don't larp as chad. I also think I don't always bring others down.

Stuck somewhere between cyborg and STEM. I don't think I'm a good person though, and don't believe I'm good enough for anyone. Guess that's why I came to Jow Forums and never left.

Cyborg
Except I've had sex a handful of times
But I didn't lose my v card till 17, I didn't care though
Abuse Drugs mostly weed and pills
I have actual interest writing, history etc
Being romantic? I wouldn't know how to start
Everyone thought I was normal

>Everyone thought I was normal
because you fucking are man

a few. I once convinced a chick who bullied me to "put down" her dog
and i set a gypsy camp on fire because they were stealing shit all the time.
if you tell me how to greentext things ill greentext the stories
which woud you like first?

Romantic, ugly cyborg.

>and i set a gypsy camp on fire because they were stealing shit all the time.
kek this one
fucking gypsies got what they deserved
are you from eastern europe?

nope. britbong. and i facy myself a bit of a demo man.
i know how to make napalm and wire up ghetto detonators and shit. give me a min to type this up

I'm /cyborg/ing as well. Just normal enough to blend in with normal people and acquire a shit job.

i didn't know you have gypsies in UK

>demo man
>demoscene
Find it.

>Be me Britbong
>gyppos pikeys and niggers infesting the area where i live and turning it into a shithole
>look at all the fucks i give im busy being a wageslave
>things are going missing and the power goes down occasionally because of all the wires the niggers steal and the gypsies are selling drugs and weapons
>one day a "friend" of mine gets beaten and his bike stolen along with his phone and shoes
> Jaysonmyfeet.jpg
>shows up at my door while im eating a fuckhueg bowl of popcorn chicken looking like shit .
>asks to borrow my phone to call the cops
>yeahwhatever fuckoff im busy enjoying my day off.
>call the cops and they show up a full fucking hour later.
>they take a statement and lo and behold a week passes and nothing is done.
>thiswillnotstand.wav
> i get an idea. a wil.e. coyote tier idea but an idea.
> these dirty gypsies have turned a once mid tier council estate into east london
.
> the idea is as follows, something must be done and since the cops wont do anything about it i figure i should
.
> wire a few cheap dollar store walkie talkies speakers into a relay switch and a set of four 9v batteries in series to a small broken bulb put into a bigass polish firecracker with a jerrycan of petrol and place a few of these under various caravans on "the Site" and around the area in black bags.
>the area is so shitty it looks like Syria at this point.
>bombhasbeenplanted.laserdisc
>retire to safedistance
>dis gon b gud.
>hit call
>boomwhoosh x2
>wait what wheres 3 ?
>third device didnt go off.
>callcallcall.
>nope nothing
the caravans are now merrily on fire
cont?

yo its up

I am pretty much a Cyborg but minus the alcohol and drug abuse. I do drink but extremely well controlled about how much i need to feel good and how not to go overboard, I also don't drink when i am alone. Drug use is a turnoff when it comes to anything more than weed once in a while.

Cyborg here
>tfw can relate to anything said

>Stem
>Has faceberg
Ya right. If you have any social media at all you're a filthy normal fag.

sounds good and fake as hell
continue please

Cyborg

Except I have no interest other than video games.
The rest is quite spot on

>weed addiction
>love reading people when in social settings
>dress and seem normal
>usually a bit quieter, but can easily make others laugh

Existence really is hell

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I'm a smart guy cyborg hybrid

it would help if i was any good at elling stories in the first place.
plus its the firt time ive ever tried making a greentext.
but anyway the story continues.
after they start going up i start running fater than a nigger with child support payments due,
straight home and act like nothing happened hoping to fuck that the third ghetto i.e.d doesnt get noticed in the mountains of trash on the camp.
i heard second hand that the cops showed up and kicked half them off the site citing "public unrest and dangerous behaviour"
of course they came back a few weeks later and from that point i just gave up.
to this day that area is flat out dangerous to be in at night thank fuck i moved a few years ago.

Kind of a fusion of cyborg and male feminist with a hint of asperger

>it would help if i was any good at elling stories in the first place.
>plus its the firt time ive ever tried making a greentext.
it's fine desu
just take it easy with that .jpg joke because it gets quite stale after a while

>tfw cyborg and fit in pretty well but always lose women when I start talking about game developpment or graphic design

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What was your drug of choice?

Cyborg. I'm surprised how accurate this is.

the other one was that i poisoned the bitches dog with bleach and convinced her to kill it with sleeping pills because she stole my wallet with fifty quid in it and lied to my face, but the class always ask me about "nerd shit" because it was a shit tier public school and im the only one who studies anything outside the useless curriculum i can do SIN and trig ect and they couldn't even do long division
so they. for some reason. were convinced i knew everything
i found my wallet sticking out of her bag without my money and took it back
my idea of revenge was poisoning her dog dexter with bleach on the dog bowls in the yard when her mom came to pick her up (got it from the janitors cart and shoved it inmmy bag)
i may or may not have accidentally killed five dogs with this stunt.
but anyway she came up and asked me abouyt what to do i said it had cancer or some dumb shit and said she should end it with pills
they apparently didnt take this fat jack russel to the vet because it was too expensive.

I'm a cross between incel and smart guy.

funny i wasn't bothered by you seting gypsy house on fire but this one rustled my jimmies abit
did you ever feel any regrets? do you feel any empathy or attachments to people?

I fit most with smart guy but I dropped out of college recently. nothing saying I can't go back but I'm pretty fucked.

But Elliot was liked by his male friends, he's the one that told them to fuck off since he realized they were losers and he would never be able to get a gf if he stayed with them

nope. i nearly pissed myself laughing when they held the assembly about "ths sick and twisted act of cruelty"
jesus fucking christ i never pokerfaced so hard.
i have scars on the inside of my cheek from biting down so hard
and about the people.
no not in the slightest.
i have a heavily disabled sister who i think about just loosening her "special bath seat" every day so the useless meatpile drowns.
blah blah blah im amonster
the only reason i dont set the nearby mosque on fire is because of the fact the fuckers watch it liek a hawk and way too many cameras.
jesus SO many cameras.
no way to escape.
though if i did blow the fucks up would it be karma?

I guess autistic cyborg would be the most accurate.

Cyborg describes me well but i'm no longer a virgin because lolhookers

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>ths sick and twisted act of cruelty
they probably never had to deal with gypsie bullshit
>though if i did blow the fucks up would it be karma?
nah it would be just another act of random violence

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cyborg x trad-con larper hybrid

Cyborg to a fucking T, my man. It hurts

trips son

deffo a cyborg. I have a severe alcohol problem and anxiety.

Cyborg and smart guy both fit me about 50% each
The others not so much

Probably closest to cyborg but I don't use drugs/alcohol and am not that outspoken

Of course everyone thinks they're """cyborg"""

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Cyborg
orangutan

I am closest to cyborg
But I am more outspoken and I don't care whos feelings I hurt. If someone says bullshit i call them out. I also don't like being limited or censored.