Mfw thinking about all the cute smelly neet cocks on Jow Forums

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notputtingthaton4chan#postlocation

near arizona

Which discord? Is there a discord server where I can find smelly NEET cocks to suck? Please give!

Forgot to attach an image that represents my feelings accurately.

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>no replies
I'm never offering my cock to anybody from r9k ever again
fuck this shit, i'm gonna get out tonight and have some trash boy that goes to gay clubs suck it just out of spite

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thats a little bit too on another continent for my tastes

Oh no I didn't see you post, please let me suck it...

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why can't the boys irl be like you cute little fags desu

Anyone else here /notgay/ but want to suck a dick?

suck my dick desu. maybe even let me fuck your butt and take hrt for me! i swear it's not gay desu

u r the miserable one

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Give me a sissyboy bf to cuddle and spoil RIGHT NOW >:(

>mfw i think about all the cute smelly neet robot cocks i want to suck
and i'm a girl

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how big is your penis, anonnette?

xx girl please

>haven't showered in 3 days
>no one to shove into my crotch

i forgot to mention, i'm a girl (female)

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Disgusting. Get off of my board, whore

What about big neutral-smelling non-NEET non-robot cocks?

post a pic owo

if i wanted that i would use tinder, chad

Implying the memes are real and some mousy bitch with poor hygiene could score """Chad""" on tinder
I'm 6'4" too, eat shit

That's degenerate

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>mfw thinking about cute smelly unwashed NEET feet

post discord or contact desu

i want to clean his tranny dick cheese with my tongue

tfw always think about my feet being worshipped when my feet are sweaty
i would pay money for a tranny to let me do this desu

I want to wake you up by sniffing your socked feet after a hot summer night and licking your smelly sweaty feet

but i want them cleaned not just sniffed and licked a bit

i'll clean them but only if i can call you master and be your puppy!

degenerates like you belong on a cross. a cross in hell

im a femboy bottom idk how to top ;~;

Then uh.. I'll force you down, fuck you hard, and clean your feet? I don't know how to do feet stuff but dominant

>imagine being so much of an autist you unironically use game quotes
I bet you have a smelly cock I'd love to shove my face into :3

I'd love to belong to one of you

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game qoute? I made that up. I won't let you have my NEET cok but if your into erotic beatings then i'd surely beat your ass for free.

Post your original location please

>beat ass
But erotically right?

Like beating his face with your fat stinky NEET cock?

:3

tie me up instead and tickle me t-too, that sounds fun
tfw it smells good to spread my legs

Location tonight: my room
Location tomorrow: yours :3c

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I would love to make that a reality but I can only drive so far in one day to pick you up user. Please tell me your country and province/state if in North America

>Like beating his face with your fat stinky NEET cock?

This unironically got me worked up. Fuck. I want to blow some autistic virgin loser until he blows the fattest load of his life all over my face

>Posting my actual location on Jow Forums

I'd have to be even more autistic than you, my love

Then post your discord and we can figure out the logistics in private

be my bf user! :3 original

add me ondiscord for a neet bf to buy u geimu

bandit#3424

I think that we're both here looking for the same thing, hahah. We both want to suck neet dicks! So, it'd be cruel for us to end up with each other. Lets both get tiny-dicked autistic virgin bfs, instead :3 we can have a foursome~

>>haven't showered in 3 days
>>no one to shove into my crotch

HNNNNNNNGGGHH

I bet he would lose his wad really quick too, prematurely while his hairy sweaty nutsack bobs up and down inside your mouth. You'd lap at it greedily looking up on his neckbearded face as it contorts and twists in pleasure as he belts out a bellowing deep animalistic grunt loosing at least a cup of thick chunky sperm gluing up your eyes and nose practially shut. Your sense of smell assaulted by the strong bleach smell covering his quite potent musk all while he smears his cum laden dong all over your whore face. He'd be huffing in relief and you'd be knowing full well that his nuts are already busy churning up another batch of baby batter that needs to splatter your stomach next time.

irl i'm a cute femboy. I love being clean-shaven! I want a gross neet boyfriend to awkwardly dirty talk to me and let me slurp on his virgin meat! (Mine will probably be bigger, but that's fine~)

ugh

post pics are you uncut

that goes to anyone i wanna see stuffy uncut neet dicks

>no scentless hairless little femboy to fuck
I need it

post your discord then faggot
:3c

Someone post your NEET dick, please ;~; I want something to jerk my trap cock off to. It's anonymous anyway...

I've worn these sweatpants for five days straight

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Here's what I want. I want a big fat NEET daddy to feed me his cheetos and force me to blow him until he eventually gets tired of me and starts beating me like the worthless little sissyboy I am :3c

my balls are so sweaty and heavy right now, like if i rested them on a low-test boy's face he'd be smothered and blinded

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birds#5200

I WANT IT SO BADLY DADDY ;A; fuck you're actually pretty hung ngl

tfw no sweaty trap to sit on my face for hours

Choking on the manliness of your ball smell? Or just making them red in the face and inhaling faster and faster?

>I will never take my smol little boislut shopping after sweaty bussy fucking

Post your big fat balls, especially. I want to see NEETs with heavy ones that've never been blown into anything other than your hand

i'd make you buy me stuff, when we're out in public too. i wouldn't wash or dress up to go out shopping, and would say it pretty loudly when i want you buying something so it's obvious to anybody around that you're serving me.

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>tfw no human pig to be a slave of

desu i go on omegle all the time because sucking loserdick really gets me worked up

Do they let you stare at their loooser wieners?

hot wjat tag

Of course, they're all complete failures

how do you horny fags even get a fetish for sucking stinky uncut cocks? pathethic

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Thats exactly what i want kek

But since this is also you it seems like you just have a fetish and think being fucked by a guy you described is being degraded because you see them as human garbage. While im not like that at all, i don't think a person like that would be a good idea to get in a relationship with

>tfw normal sized clean NEET but badly want a bitchy little femboy to take out

Don't worry user, it's just a fetish. I appreciate your concern, though. Some robots do have hearts after all

I have a feeling we've spoken before on another site.
Found out in adolescence. My own stink turned me on and then other cock smells did. And then cock cheese.. and that was another level of heaven.

That's quite hot, sissy user~~ I'd love to give you my stinky uncut cock to suck on, especially after I've been jerking off all dayy long

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>tfw haven't showered in 7 days
>tfw 7.8 inches

Do you make videos at all? Make music?

Pic? wawa

Maybe if you leave a discord

Nope. Sorry, you might be mixing me up with someone else. :(

no i mean barrage him with punches and kicks while telling him how much of a lowlife degenerate he is.

My balls get really sweaty in summer. And since I look at porn a lot while in bed, it's always kind of slimy with precum and gets even more stinkx. The smell is especially bad if I don't shave and it gets all absorbed in my bush. Drop contact info if you want to suck my stinky, uncut euro dick.

holy fuck please stop giving me a boner, user

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>its just a fetish
It does say something about you

No, why? Is there a certain user with that fetish that does?

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What does it say? That I'm a dirty perv?

Oh sure several. And this one I'm thinking of is a particularly talented man. Oh well.

Says that you're garbage (ironically) for considering someone human garbage and getting off on that

t.basedboy doing ahegao face

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