Retarded body tread

Retarded body tread

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youre posting with it

My body is a pretty weird mix of odd siezed parts.
>legs as short as a 12 year old boy
>feet as large as a 6'4" chad
>hips too narrow for 28" jeans
>upper body has normal length
>still verry narrow and can squeez through a 12" hole
>verry deep ripcage
>wristlet of 5,5"
>dick of 7,5"
> 5'3" overall

At least my large feet allow me to reach most shelves...

Kek. You're actually a gnome

Underrated Kino

>used to be 450 lbs
>ss+cardio to cut down to 190
>SUPER MEGA CALVES and small everything else
>loose skin everywhere
It never ends

>Kek. You're actually a gnome
I prefer "dwarf"

When you get laid as a Manlet it's hilarious seeing a girl's reaction to your enormous dick compared to the rest of your body.

t. 5'8" manlet ~7.5"

Why he torso have kuchipatchi lips

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>5'8
>28" waist
>6'3 wingspan
>big head
>average feet
>just under 7" dick
>5.5" wrists

that's my dream, satan. 21yo and still trying

>5'8
>6'3 wingspan
how much do you dl

the strange thing is deadlift is my weakest lift (i struggle 315 1x5). i have orangutan arms but my bench is much more impressive than my dl (230 1x5). i weigh 150 so i think my dl would go up if i put on a bit more weight

Downside is:
Child siezed jeans are NOT made for dicks that sieze and all long socks are overknees for me.

Based satanic trips.
Can confirm. 5'3" and 5.5". They all think it's big.

>tfw 6'3 with 4 inches

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Based fpbfp

poor guy

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Holy shit, that must look like nothing at all.
At least you can hide boners and don't have your dick pointing out your pocket once in a while.

Most of Jow Forums in a picture

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what do girls say when they see it?

>hiding your boner
Literally never going to make it

having your dick visible, regardless of what shorts/pants you wear is obnoxious. i dont mind it at the gym or when im running and see a qt but when im with family/friends, i dont want to look like i have a chub

wish i look this good

>tfw manlet but big dick

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Boi *hand emoji*

>those bug eyes

The same thing you say when you see a weird vagina, nothing. Still smash and then just get out of there. Both sexes do this.

One time I was sleeping in a tent with my girlfriend outside in the yard at her dad's place.
The guy was a really obnoxious goomba from Boston, but we got along pretty well.
So, first thing in the morning, I get out of the tent and walk over to sit on the porch with him and smoke a cig.
He says to me "jesus burger, you got the biggest dick I ever seen, thing looks like a freakin' elephant trunk".
Not gonna lie, it made me feel bretty gud.

more like a hobbit with these large feet

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>6'5"
>4.5 inches
What a cruel god

Kek, looks like his body is offsided to the left.
How come Janoy has gone out of the spotlight?

He looks like that pokemon that’s basically a balloon with some string hanging down from it

I sometimes have erections for hours, I can't just run around with the most obvious boner possible...

That is ok as well.

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>wide hips
>lower ribs protruding outward
>birthmarks
>underdeveloped lower jaw
I was never going to make it

Why is he wearing a lifting belt?

This is what happens when you deadlifts with mixed grip.

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i never heard anything bad about it. im still insecure

Idk whether to be happy or sad this picture exists

The death of piana woke him up from his retarded dream

I have wide hips as well, my gf often tells me how amazing it is.

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Grug have:

20" Dredds
10" joint
12" bong

Grug have good proportion

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Fucking hell man, you made me startle the rest of my fellow office drones.

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That's probably a birth defect or a genetical disorder. Some people lack or have atrophied muscles.

>wide hips
>barrel chest
>manboobs
>large nipples

haggis

what's retarded about this? he says he's too fat for his lifts

HOLY KEK POST BODY NOW

Maybe later.