ITT: We all attend to the same school

> safest school in the US
Bullshit. Just because we're all betas doesn't mean we wouldn't establish a new heirarchy with chads and stacys atop the garbage pile. Also, what idiots would dare work at that school?

>expects not to end with a school shooting

>dont go at all

american high schools scare the shit out of me. im glad i was born in the uk and went to a school with total girly boys than a massive school with 16 year olds looking like 25 and high social expectations

FUCK, I nearly shit myself. That building's almost identical to the HS that I teach at. I guess it's some sort of common design?

>sits at the back of class playing music on a speaker and shooting spitballs at everyone

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I wouldn't want to be called a fag all the time just because I don't look that masculine.

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Telling on you

GUYS BECKY IS STRETCHING AGAIN!

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*tries to date you*

No girl looking like that would show up at this school. This is an Jow Forums school.

I want Jow Forums transfer students to leave

Lol I go to uni in the UK because british citizenship, and they're horrified by stories of US high school
Like the school shooting drills and lockdowns because of bomb threats (/that one time there was an actual bomb in a car's tailpipe)
And the kids who died driving drunk or totaled cars after falling asleep at the wheel

Apparently it's not common for teenagers to die in Britain

You'd be surprised.
I pretty much look like that, minus the blond hair and track uniform.
I'm here because I'm mentally ill.

Jack my dick off with your pale feet

>the kids who died driving drunk or totaled cars after falling asleep at the wheel
Try rural Canada. The roads are shit and cause way too many deaths.

im pretty every school here has atleast one person killed either by a drink driver or from drink driving

It's like anuddah Shoah shut it down

My God I would be the most popular girl there that everyone would have a love/hate relationship with

*hands note*
will you go out with me?

>the Jow Forums transfer student that everyone thinks is going to shoot up the school

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Please remember that this is a roastie free school so if you please fuck off?

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>want to shoot up school
>get shot by another school shooter

fuck off no girls in my school

Does it have to be an American school where we risk getting shot at?

>writes anonymous notes on my desk and hope boys from other periods respond

>gets shot by shool police officer for taking his banana out of his backpack funny

>participate in class and answer teatcher's questions and ask stuff about what is being lectured

there was a movie about that, called he was a quiet man but about an office

if it was r9k ur already at a risk of getting shot

*sells individual cigarettes behind the cafeteria*

What's up guys, I'm Chad. I'm significantly more attractive, more athletic, and have better social skills than all of you. However, I'm also really nice and considerate and genuinely likeable, so you'll feel like a dick when you hate me.

If it's cool, I might bring my sweet, kind, 9/10 GF might stop by for a ride home after school a few days a week, and we might kiss and hold hands a little bit and generally show how much we love each other while standing outside of my car in the school parking lot.

You'll develop a megacrush on the super cool 6/10 nerdy girl who works the register at the convenience store next door, and spend weeks fantasizing about ways to start a conversation with her after you buy your daily Monster and Funyuns. However, sweet 9/10 has to move because her dad is getting transferred to Europe, so during couple months of being depressed and emotionally eating Ben and Jerry's from the convenience store (no weight gain), cute nerdy checkout girl and I slowly build up a rapport.

One rainy day, I let slip that I like a certain show, and she reveals in amazement that she loves it as well. I decide to go for it and ask her out, and she excitedly says yes. This exchange, along with the sharing of our numbers, delays you for a couple minutes as you wait in like with your Monster and Funyuns behind me. I walk out, and you silently observe the elated expression on her face as she scans your items and tells you your total is $5.98.

Now 6/10 QT and I are deeply in love. We rarely show PDA, but you see enough to know how much we mean to each other. After graduation, a schoolmate will write a John Green-esque novel based on our relationship because it's so comfy and good.

Also, you might think that your intellect makes up for your deficit in appearance and charisma, but I actually get better grades and test scores than you with seemingly little effort.

Anyways, I'm excited to start this year at R9K High. I'm sure it'll be a good one!

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>is the kid who listens to metal and looks pissed off all the time
>ignore everyone at lunch and walk laps

Wow, you put a lot of effort in this one, didn't you?

>brings his electric guitar to show and tell
>three anons from /a/ get impressed and invite him to their JoJo tribute band
>problem is, none of them play music at all
>wellfuck.exe
>essentially "teaches" them every part of "Roundabout"- piano, drums, bass, everything
>knows hardly anything outside of guitar so parts are incredibly simplified or incorrect
>band hardly practices except for one or two highly out-of-sync full runthroughs of the song
>guy on piano constantly forgets his backing vocal lines
>drummer's garage is full of dissonance that would make even Captain Beefheart scream in agony
>shit, let's just wing it, then
>talent show time
>total disaster of massive proportions
>the printed gold star participation award is worth it, I guess

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>go to the bathroom to eat lunch alone without looking like a loser
>there is a line to hide
>go to rooftop, its full of robots
>go outside to hide in bush its full
>have realization
>go to cafeteria and sit at what was the popular table
>nobody in the whole lunchroom

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wheres the nearest tree. i need to sit in it

>the entire football team watches and strives to imitate Eyeshield 21
magnificent

Hey man, why are you wearing lipstick all of a sudden?

H-hey user want to fugg a boipussy no homo

>It's the biggest school for disabled children in the world

>Lol I go to uni in the UK because british citizenship, and they're horrified by stories of US high school
A recurring theme I notice when talking to brits is that they seem to think all of the US is like inner city Chicago. My highschool was great. Just stay out of the nigger gangbanger hoods and you'll be fine.

Drop your discord, user

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Elliot roger#1396
I'm not at my computer right now so it may be a day or two before I answer, sorry in advance.

*hands note back*
sure! but you'll have to put up with my Jow Forumsdad

I'll pick you up on my bmx. I'll take you to Mcdonalds, you can have anything on the saver menu!

Is this you? It's okay. I'm used to having to wait.

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Lock and load boys.

Someone is jerking off in the bathroom again

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Yes, originally yes
Yes uh-huh okay indeed

Okay user. I await your response on discord. :)

*holds trap bfs hand*

(i just got him a new pink chastity cage)

based chad

origidig

Wow! That'll be fun! Let's share a small coke!

>government gets wind that we're 99% male and 1% female (male)
>diversity policies activate
>equal population of female (female) tumblr residents shipped in, starting the first day of the new school year

how does the class population respond?

You would be an exchange student from /soc/, not a robot. Fuck off roastie.

Fuck with them as hard as you can, drop fireworks into their toilets so the shittin seats explode, paint their desks at night with something ugly, mix leadpaint into their sauces in the cafeteria

What do you call a group of supreme gentlemen again?

>head down to office
>tell them my name is "Leigh" not "Lee" and teacher has been too absorbed with browsing facebork to notice I wasn't just another male student
>but also because I never spoke in class and had my hoodie pulled up the whole time

Kill yourself now for posting this, I hate you and I want you to die user

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>be principal
>call assembly
"Alright which one of you little shitheads keeps trying to break into the Ballistics A/k/ademy and steal their fucking cube?"

They have a cube?
What do we have?

That's a good question, our school needs a mascot, any nominations?

Prolly either froggy guy or baldy guy, but best to let someone else pick.

>everyone eats by themself
>school shootings every other day
>cum all over the bathroom

Chad here, I'd dominate the shit out of that school and make literally all of you my bitches.

>the one sole target for all the daily school shootings

Haha you may get the better of me 1 on 1 but bastards have brothers. And they ride for eternity.

i'd chain one up in the boys locker room and charge for her use.

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/v/ user do nothing but sit in the computer room while bullying /vp/
Jow Forums pretends to like everyone still a pussy tho theres always a problem in /b/ classroom

>draws pic related in bathroom stall with sharpie
HEH, THE SCHOOL WILL NEVER CATCH ME

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Teacher! I shit my pants again... Could you help me clean it up?

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>So which one of you fine young lads are interested in serving your country?

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FUCK. I remember a qt 7/10 redhead who looked just like Mary Jane Watson from the original Spiderman's films. I used to play football to try and blend in with the boys, I was a total reject in elementary school so I had nothing to lose. Everybody on the team used to hate me and make fun of me all the fucking time. But it was worth it because I knew that she liked football. I sent her a letter during a Valentine Day activity at our school and she knew that I came from me. She told me to meet her behind the baseball field after my next game. I didn't go because my coach yelled at me more than he usually did and I was crying a little. I felt like I didn't deserved her and from now on each time I saw her in the hallway I had to held back my tears and turn around to avoid looking at her beautiful light blue eyes. A year later, she started to date a shitskin who was a total brainlet. I quit football not too long after that. I wonder if I could have escaped my autism if I had chosen to man up and meet her that night. It's been 7 years since I graduated and this memory still haunts me.

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OH SHIT TWO PEOPLE ARE SHOOTING UP THE SCHOOL ON THE SAME DAY

oh why yes hi my fellow robots my Joshua

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*get bullied by fat boys*

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i don't feel that bad for not liking you actually.

DAMNIT THURSDAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TIMMIE'S TURN

RIFLE Jow ForumsLUB MEETING
>RIFLE Jow ForumsLUB MEETING
RIFLE Jow ForumsLUB MEETING
>RIFLE Jow ForumsLUB MEETING

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>no friends
>feel sad
>go to library and study

repeat ad nauseam

>draws over it

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HOLY FUCK I WENT THERE

It's been 8 hours. Shouldn't we be going home?

YOU GOT DETENTION BOI
SIT DOWN

No girl would be at the Jow Forums school
fuck off and die roastie shit

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Don't tell me what to do you don't control me.

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Am I late for school?

>be at the back of the class browsing Jow Forums and looking at scat trap furry porn

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r9k in a school? Might as well call it a fucking asylum

Chalk outlines now, sounds of the crime loud
Helicopters, parents crying, fear is alive now

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