How's tinder working out for ya fellas?

>>wait for them to message me
Are you a woman?

Tinder just makes me more depressed
>right swipe every single roastie
>get ~6 matches mostly landwhales sometimes a qt3.14
>message qt
>she never responds
>delete account
>get lonely
>download again

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I dont keep track anymore. People come and go, times change. I know Ive had it since before July though.

I was drunk, and its a bad habit. Its just kinda how I refer to people, man.

Hey man it's you again, glad Tinder works for you. I'm the guy who complained about Tinder Gold being shit in the last tinder thread.

Either my profile sucks dick, I'm an ugly fuck, or I'm just too old (33).

I'm not gonna post my profile here but I have a selfie in front of a monument as my lead pic, then some pics of me skiing, climbing, riding a keep in the desert, and visiting far away locales. This is stuff I do on a semi-regular basis, not like the people who have a bungy jump or skydiving pic where it's obvious it's a one-off.

I've tried super liking any girl who's into climbing/hiking/skiing (I pay so I have 5 a day) but none have matched back.

I've been using Tinder 2,5 years though and I've been on maybe 8 first dates, and 1 second. It was actually pretty easy to score the date, if they're chatty you just say "we seem to have some stuff in common, how about a coffee?".

But I'm pretty sure I suck at dates too, I've never kissed anyone, let alone had sex. No girlfriend either.

Sorry for the blog rant, I know no one cares. Get on tinder while you're young.

Being passive gets you nowhere.

Over 200 matches currently (and probably just as many women that have unmatched me)

Still a virgin, still never been on a date.

They usually stop talking to me when I discuss plans, sometimes they'll even give me a phone number (which usually turns out to be invalid), and on a couple of occasions, they have even agreed to meet up with me, but then decide to not show up. I am not sure why I get so many matches from women that have no interest in me. Why do they do this?

>whining about thots any given day
>dating them anyway
Wtf is wrong with you people!?

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It's been two weeks. I think it's over for me.

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Youve got likes in the mix, a fair sight more than I do. They pixellate one of them in that image, just under the 3+ symbol. Try and figure out what it could look like and keep it in mind when swiping.

I'm out of matches today. I probably already swiped her left awhile ago.

tinder is betas, thanks a fucking lot I can't message girls for shit but im good in person, now they get 24/7 validation from cucks like you lot, really fucked my game up

Lol what? I don't see anything

The fuck are you on?

Damn bro, I feel bad for you, serious. I hope things work out for you. I would just get an escort at that point just to get my virginity off my shoulders.

I'm OP and managed to """lose""" my virginity kind of last week. It was trash and she blocked me afterward, but I felt more confident after. I'm glad you managed some dates, but it's clear your unhappy in your position right now. Wish you the best dude.

>super like = desperate

Retard. I've been on multiple dates and they all say that a super like just shows more interest.

>tfw brought a girl home and we listened to music
>blocks me afterward

I just realized she wanted me to make a move, fucking kill me

It's gonna be almost 2 weeks and no matches, am I really that gross of a person?

Post your profile fammy

WRONG
they do hate it but calling them 'bro' or 'man' is like you just fucking friendzoned them
and it'll drive them insane
alpha asf

I'm too shy, is it just because i have one profile picture? im really not a fan of taking selfies or whatever

fuckkkkk these bitches are ugly

Or better, post it on the /soc/ tinder thread and I'll give you a rate here

Im too scared to make one cause i suck at conversation that isn't face to face.

Post your matches then

OkCupid has a really big problem with bots and money begging accounts

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Females who text and talk in ebonics are trash and should be avoided.

She think's she so cute just because she has a pussy... I'd rather live solo than be with someone so braindead. Let me guess, no hobbies?

and my pic didnt show up correctly, excellent
it just shows i have roughly 150 likes and i know for a fact they arent real people

Get with the times, old man
gt tinder

I don't see any ebonics?

If you consider online slang (e.g. "idc") to be ebonics then you're straight up retarded.

I fucked up on the last sentence or when I said yes to food?

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now you have to ask her where the place is and at what time. So yeah it was the last sentence.

I'm not even chad, just attractive and retarded socially awkward.
A month in I had 140+ matches.

Post face and how many dates

Matches mean nothing, how many have you fucked?

I'm actually a girl, but I'm confident if I was a guy I would get an equal amount of matches

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Geez man, Tiffany looks qt as fuck in my opinion.

Yeah I think she's out of my league and I never know what to say to these girls...

>actually scoring matches
Get off my fucking board normalnigger

I just told you autists i'm socially retarded. I messaged maybe 30 and fucked 1. I went on 2 dates.

You need to download bumble. Thats the whole point of that app. And its about as popular as tinder.

no you would not and stop larping normalfag

So why the fuck are you bragging about your matches?

lol bucket headed ho

Kek.
Originally original comment was original

how the fuck does "can i eat your pussy pls?" work for you? post face please.

>clueless robots are still wondering why their matches never respond to them
kek
people use tinder solely for an ego boost, especially girls

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To elaborate on the situation and also establish that matches mean nothing.

>I got nudes from victoria
post tits

how the fuck is a nibba supposed to get his dick wet out here

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You're obligated to post them

>can i eat your pussy please
is it literally that easy?

I would total bang sophie

Tinder just isn't a great way to meet people
Pretty much all the guys are at least a 6/10 but I'm more attracted to personality so I swipe right on the 1 in 20 who has an interesting bio
And then I immediately get asked where/when to meet up and fuck, which I have no interest in
Bamboozled every time

have you tried being attractive? or at least taking a picture thats not horrendous?

Guys what are good openers thats the hardest part for me.

>wants to meet people
>surprised when people want to meet up

???

ever since i started using tinder, back in june i finally got my first date and it was okay but it was this fugly bitch that doesnt shave or legs or arms and when i finally had my first kiss on that date her breath fucking stunk. I was literally chad compared to her ffs

>meet up and fuck
I'm not out here to have sex with strangers
That's scary

Her bio said "pussy is made to be ate because it's shaped like a taco." I wouldn't have said that if it didn't

>snapchat dog face
>looking for the Clyde to my Bonny
>those yellow number balloons
>I'm looking for someone to slap my butt and feed me pizza
>snapchat filters in general
>black
>SZA, drake
>country music

What makes you swipe left lads.

>I'm confident if I was a guy I would get an equal amount of matches
roasties are delusional, they can't even begin to imagine life as a man and assume it's the same.

It's not our fault you're all desperate

No you wouldn't you sexually retarded cunt.

Most of the matches you get are from AI programs designed SPECIFICALLY to give you an ego boost and keep you away from matches that would take you towards dick/relationships and away from the app you dumb bitch.

men are more desperate because of biological differences. god is responsible for pussy privilege.

Do you think I give a shit, normie? I don't even use tinder.

holy shit i know sophie, lol don't bother with her she's a fucking whore. tell her chris said hi

And yet you posted a reply.

Does your last name end with a D, H, or A because I might know you

>tfw no Sophie gf

Kms

Got some matches but didn't know what to say, so I panicked and deleted the app.

Arent all alt girls whores?

DM Sophie about this thread no balls

Haven't had a match in a good two days lads :/

>unattractive
>north american
>white
>plays video games
>under 5'9"

Why do roasties get asshurt so easily

SZA is great though, why swipe left

It's on every basic bitches profile so I just associated it with basic bitches

>Get 6 months Tinder Gold
>Live in the country so 5ish matches a week
Honestly so fucking cheesed. Zero friends to help with photos, too.
I've actively been exercising with both weights and cardio for the last month, eating significantly better/cleaner and working extra shifts to get better clothes.

And I still get fucking ghosted, each and every single time I stop talking to a girl for a day.

Fuck this gay earth.

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Where you at homie? I live in fucking Austin and I haven't gotten a match in a few days.

Doaktown, New Brunswick.
The town has a population of 200 and the nearest city is over an hour away.

i think she was just enjoying the ability to be honest about how shallow she really is. we knowing who they really are offers a unique experience to girls they don't get in the real world.

>Zero friends to help with photos

;_; mom took a picture of me one day to show some family members my weight loss and i had to ask her for it the next day (to use on tinder)

These threads just discourage me cause i think every girl is gonna ghost me

Hi let me help you out.

Never, ever use superlike. It makes you look desperate. If you're really into a girl go for a regular like, if she likes you back you're in a way better situation, and if she doesn't then you're fucked anyways.

Guessing you're not doing this, but don't spam likes. tinder sorts you lower on the algorithm (or so I've heard) when you spam out likes. This means you show up less frequently. Buy a boost if you want.

I notice you replied to someone with kk. try not to do that (unless you don't like her and are just chatting, then do whatever.) I usually try to have each message be kind of an invitation for them to talk about themselves. I don't really talk about myself much, unless asked.

You're not wrong, but if you play the game of Tinder in good faith you'll also end up ghosting people you match with but don't like. Tinder is a numbers game, don't get attached to any one person, just learn from your interaction and move on.

It really doesn't hurt or matter if someone stops chatting with you. Don't take it personally or overanalyze it.

congratulations, you've been promoted from incel to volcel

Just do it again with another girl.

Yeah that's an issue. You want 3-4, preferable one group shot. Just practice taking a few selfies, I don't taking them either but it's worth it and part of how Tinder works. You can delete them and no one has to know about it.

Valerie is built like a fridge.