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Ziggy is disturbingly human like

U don't look too purrfect lad

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I love paki shops.Would actually like to be a white equivalent.
What pizza you getting matey?

Any hyper self critical man in

Whenever I get something wrong I beat myself up for it for somtiems weeks

we need the chatlogs. desu

same, i still cringe at things i did as a kid that no one else probably even remembers now, keep me awake at night sometimes

She is not settling for mediocrity!
Neither are we..... r-right lads?
youtube.com/watch?v=frsvAb9eOcQ

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How come a lot of serial killers are high iq? i'm watching a documentary on joel rifkin and he apparently had an iq of 128

Pizza is here lods

Times to eat then sleeps

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Does she want to see the chatlogs too?

clyp.it
/m5kvwur3?token=
03608964370b2b8
d6fd0f298f96676d0

>tfw no bf tho

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It's sad isn't it lad, I don't think I'll ever change
Wish we could have a comfy stream lad my head is splitting

just jak of 5:42 repat

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>Andrew
>Cola
Yo, so if anybody remembers the girl who read out some of the valentines day OC. She uploaded it to clyp.
>clyp.it/ht4z4bko
This is it.

This cunt that andrew met is the bitch who laughed at us. Fucking roastie cunt.

excuse me thats a different girl, i only use vocaroo

Doesn't sound like the girl I met.

cute

John on a mad one again. Owning normies left and right.

youtube.com/watch?v=LphoQ_2venI

Literally posted a clyp.it link mate.

Nth for being eternally viewed as uncool

yes exactly what i mean is thats not me

Anyone else been declared unfit for the armed forces?

do you think the blokes get boners in films when they are shooting sex scenes? normal films not pornos

Yes because of my aspergers I'm not allowed in.

i wear glasses so i think im automatically disqualified

You said you only use vocaroo, but posted a clyp.it link.
Clyp.it & lying is good enough evidence for me. You're going to the clank lid.

they have to put their bits in a little bag. i saw one article where the man was like "im sorry if something happens and im sorry if it doesnt happen"

Got self harm scars down my arms. Wouldn't let me in.

i didnt post that link, because thats not the girl that andrew met, i am. i have posted vocaroos in the past though (not clyp.it s )

For me, its the humble Weetabix

Same user, they don't even want me for behind the scenes stuff. We're the real victims of inequality.

Doesn't it depend on how bad your eyesight is or is it a blanket ban?

Will that be on a permanent record from now on?

permanent record?
Not sure what you mean mate.

Weetabix > Shredded wheat

If you go back in a few years can they look at your records and see self harm scars written down even if the scars have healed over?

Weetabix is shit. Terrible as a late night snack without milk.
Now, Weetos on the other hand. They are the number one

A bowl of cheerios is on my desk right now, not the cheap stuff either.

Yes I believe they would keep a record. But I think they don't share between army/navy/raf.

I agree. I had a bowl of bitesize shredded wheat the other night and didn't finish it but could devour 4 weetabix.

These on the other hand are a level above.

Used to always eat weetos before, they're also very good. Big family size packs always 2 quid too, I like how weetos flavour the milk

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you have to get the crispy minis weetabix (choc chip) because those are the superior cereal

Lads what do we reckon?
crunchyroll.com/store/p/206643/Saber-Type-Moon-Racing-Ver-17th-Scale-Figure-Re-run-FateStay-Night?src=welcome_25909

Should I cop?

Oh mate. How did I forget those. They are good as well. I like the one with fruit in too.
I actually think I have only had them with milk once or twice, and usually just munch them.

For me it's krave
PLEBS

Go for it, your not gonna spend your money on anything useful anyway.

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For me, it's the humble brag

i miss 2004

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110 quid mate? Jesus.
I was about to say what a waste of money, but then I realised I spent 120 quid last night drinking and that.
I guess go for it if it makes you happy and you can afford to do so.

i eat them for breakfast every single day

dm?

Go for it lad, I've spent much more on a fig before

>There are people itt right now who think there is a superior brekky cereal to Aldi's Chocolate Pillows
Fuckin el im laffin

That dude's hair must be full of so many products

>actually liking John
guys been a dickhead all night trying to start fights and pressuring TSA into doing shit he doesnt want to

thats what peoples hair was like in 2004 lad, it just grew like that before global warming and the smoking ban

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Mummy and daddy are fucking lads.

Dunno wether to beat him up or fuck him

why not both, lad?
ori

go sneak a pic for us, remember to turn flash off

feel rubbish, all my energy's been drained by pushing out a load of diarrhea across several toilet trips

you shouldnt really have to push diarrhea out

Yes but which one first?
>if i beat him up then fuck him, he'd be all black and blue.
>If fuck him before beating him up, i'll be all tired when i beat him up.

Anyone else wank to mixed wrestling videos? The thought of being naked and struggling against a naked girl in a wrestling match gets me off every time. Pinning them down, getting pinned down...

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dont mind me lads, just passing the time

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TSA would probably be in a service station car park right now baiting dono's in a sleep stream if not for John.

Nothing lewd here.
Have you ever 'hot glued' a figure?

dodged a bullet tonight lads, trusted my instinct and thought it'd be best to walk home.

well you do if you have a lot of it

>fateshit
hahahahahahaha

Really fancy a kebab rn lads, too drunk to drive to the kebab shop though. That and I would have to deal with all the normies coming out of the pubs right now

im watching asperges in effect

youtu.be/6rnzIbwXb38

I do envisage an alternate timeline in which ebin is a stand up comedian or something

I tell you what lads those meme anime lists with Corey in the house and stuff in really get me gigglin. So silly

i constantly think about alternate timelines where i didnt fuck everything up, its the only thing that keeps me going some days

night lads have a good rest of the night im going to sleep

most people laugh at him not with him

sorry this is where i had to turn it off

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Ooh Jesus this reminds me of some Aspie from school who used to make really cringey videos like this

'ate pakis 'ate pikeys

God of War is black metal af

Times for sleep sleeps. I'm knackered.

Night night lids.

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>tips fedora several times in the video

How do you even find this shit? Anyway, his channel goes way back
youtu.be/wLUyNxFyBI0

Are you Matthew?

I thought this was pretty funny tbqh lad.

11 years ago... this is actually og youtube.
Props for him to being dedicated I guess.

Instead of alcohol I got a pack of M&Ms, a kit kat chunky, a packet of chocolate digestives and some j2O watermelon.

Who else getting fat here?

'lid' is noncespeak

eating shit loads of the bueno hippo things now, fucking love them to bits

I'm 15 stone now. Pretty fucking fat.
Really wanna go to the garage and get some snacks. Trying to hold off.
Are the hippo shells soft or hard?

Yo what the fuck is this? Why would you upload this?

It's like his autism increased as he lost more and more of his hair.

you cunt that sounds fucking delicious, i'd kill for some good munch

Oh I didn't realise they still made them, I need to get some.
I'm not fat yet but if I keep eating how I have been I will be. Part of me is like stop now before it gets too bad and the other part of me is just who cares.