>move to another town
>get shitloads of plastic surgery
>bang hotties
What's stopping you?
>move to another town
>get shitloads of plastic surgery
>bang hotties
What's stopping you?
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Small 4 inch dick. My little sisters iPhone se is bigger
sounds like alot of effort
if I had that much initiative and motivation then i wouldnt be on r9k would I?
okay well, that's fair enough.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! YOU GOT BANNED FOR POSTING THIS PICTURE!!!!!! >:D >:D >:D :)
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my lack of social skills and money
>implying you won't bump into someone that actually recognizes you and makes fun of you for being a fucking chump
literally only money. one day i will save up enough though
No money. Also I'm pretty sure there are no legit dick lengthening surgeries.
>that picture
God women are so fucking disgusting.
No money for plastic surgery
When a woman gets fucked by a really long penis her brain will actually white out. the term "fuck her brains out" is a real thing
This is total bullshit. Penis length only matters to guys and gays (because muh prostate.) For girls it's all about girth.
>tfw 8" long pencil dick (fails the toilet paper roll test)
Are you upset at two consenting adults enjoying sexual intercourse? Would you be so disgusted if it was your dick in the picture?
>get shitloads of plastic surgery
>This is total bullshit.
It's completely true, its caused by pushing her cervix back
>girth
if you're not a pencil, everything really fat just hurts
>tfw 7 inch dick with 6 inch girth
Literally won the lottery. feelsgoodman
Money, and the fact that some tucks in the face won't make me less afraid of approaching a girl.
>money
Okay, but would you ACTUALLY do it if money were not the case?
Same here user bless
It truly is a magnificent feel.
>tfw no foreskin tho
I dont have foreskin either, i think its gross anyways. Still a virgin here tho
Is this from a Mia video? It looks like she's in a motel and the guy's shooting her with a nightlight on his camera. Literally what every video of a guy fucking a prostitute looks like. What I mean to say is... is Mia a whore? And where does she work? HALP
>tfw 7" by 5.5"
Not like it fucking matters when I'll never get to use it anyway
That dude is that size. Is that the point of your geeentext?
Hey turns out I'm a virgin too. We should have all have a meet up. Maybe if we get enough people we can make it a convention. Stay safe virgin cock brothers.
>you are now imagining pushing it in inch by inch and hearing her breathing turn into cute little moans as you grab her firm and round ass meat
>and you remember that this isn't you
I bang enough sluts up the ass here that I don't have to move or have dr. noseberg cut up my face.
I have the money to do that but I know that:
>I'd just end up still feeling empty inside
I can't leave my family
I also want love
But I can leave town for a bit and bang out thotties
That should tide me over.
Only problem is where to go to find easy hot women who can handle a 9+ inch thick intact cock and hard jack hammering?
>tfw 7.5"x5"
>tfw huge hands
Feels pencil man.
And yet you're on Jow Forums. Way to waste that lottery win. You could have just flashed your dick in the high school changing room, the rumors would spread, and you would have been the most popular guy in school.
Why does everyone on Jow Forums just HAPPEN to be exactly 7"?
>t. actual 7 incher, no bonepressing
What's the point of scoring if to do so you had to change yourself?
Basically you didn't fuck them, your plastic surgery did.
Fucking faggot.
I like to think I'll get just enough surgery to not make it obvious but still look good, I just don't want to end up like the Bogdanoffs. I just don't know how to convey that to a surgeon. Money is a big factor because at 20 I'm still too young to get any kind of humane job (if any at all) and I want to get the fuck out of my country, build a gaming pc/rig and buy a car and get a house (even if it's for rental and small).
Also wtf is up with pic related, they fucking know.
>inb4 dumb phoneposter
>>get shitloads of plastic surgery
>>bang hotties
All the plastic surgery in the world won't fix what's ugly inside.
Dont usually like white women but Id love to turn her out who is this?
Approximation probably. Mine happens to be literally just on the 7 inch line. Just out of curiosity what's your bone pressed length?
I had the body of a twelve year old until I turned sixteen and I had stopped taking physical education classes at that point anyway. Also who the fuck gets bare ass naked in locker rooms anymore?
It's selection bias. Those with big dinguses post, while those without won't post.
t. fellow 7*5
Is that Mia Malkova?
Do you have a career path at all? Money put away in crypto? Anything?
i'm poor idiot
I think its mia malkova
money, money is what is stoppping me
meh, 7 inches feel average at best and mediocre at worst
if you had money to move and get plastic surgery you wouldn't have to move you just use your money to get chicks around you
No thanks, don't want to get BOGGED.