Low center of gravity

>low center of gravity
>high strength to size ratio
>always at perfect sniff hieght

Is there anything they can't do?

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Reach things off high shelves?

open a door

Live past 40

fly

Dwarves can't compete athletically with humans

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Attract women

Be a man

as if a brap wouldn't blow them away like leaves in a breeze

Win a fight

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get laid

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this makes me sad

>what is a ladder

they can't
>reach high things of a shelve without an exeternal help
>not look goofy at all times
>have a decent level of athletism
>not needing to exercise for the sole purpose of keeping their spine
>get kicked the fuck out by even the slightiest of kicks
>reconize that they are a dwarf, not humans with dwarfism
those are the things dwarf can't do

>mfw 5'4 manlet
I'm pretty sure I'd have ended it by now if I was a foot shorter.
My cope is that I'm short by male standards but the average height of females.
They on the other hand are the average size of kindergartners...forever.

>POTUS is 6'3
>Barron is 12 and already taller
I have learned, why haven't you?

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Shouldn't this be illegal?

You think THAT'S bad

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what in the fuck
why did she have to bloody her mouth

trumps listed as 6'2 and is like only 6'0
also barron looks about 0.5-1 inch shorter there trumps neck is also a bit slouched

whats his name

trump is like 6'1. maybe 6'2 in his prime. barron looks around 6'

because >she punched her and kneed her in the face

trump was 6'2" in his prime, maybe 6'2.5" in the morning such that he could fraud to 6'3". These days he's around 6'0.5" (184cm), barack obama who is a solid 6'1" (185.5cm) edges him out in some pictures and they're even in others. Trudeau is frauding his height too btw, also only 6'1"

This is bullshit bros. Long femur fag here at 22-24 inches with short torso and I probably have more muscle in one leg than this midget has in most of his body but struggled to break even 3 plate on a squat and squatting has always been a nightmare meanwhile this little fucker slams 300kg like it's nothing at a grand total rom of 2.346 inches while I feel like I'm descending into a different atmospheric layer at halfway rom. Being 6'4 is cool. Having stupid lanky kong proportions is not. Got some juicy delts though at least.

Look human

Eric Trump is 6'5" and still an ugly fuck.

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Here's a real 6'5" for comparison

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yeah that really wasn't necessary and shouldn't it be against the rules?
the guy could have just grabbed her and threw her down

The real travesty is that they were put on the same ring. Once they're there it's all fair game.

That went on way too long on the ground. What the fuck was that ref doing?

DRUMPH

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That's not a tranny. Just a very manly and roided woman.

Ride a rollercoaster.

did that fuck up her teeth?

You're cute!

why was she hitting the wall like a retard

Rollercoasters

Not always on hand.

Keep the orcs out from moria

>recognizes he’s ideal female height
>doesn’t mention plans of transitioning

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