Gym bully thread:

there is this one guy who gently slaps others genitals in the locker room. don't know if this counts as bully.

If that shit happened at my gym everyone would laugh INCLUDING the kid that failed the bench.

Something about my gym man, everyone is always in the mood to take a joke.

Never happened. I bet you have never been to a gym in your whole life.

its a fucking gym not a high school you stupid faggots, well unless we're talking about highschool gym

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not real anyways but you should put other a huge dragon dildo inside the locker next time. place it that it falls out and hit his head when he opens it.

That is exactly what you look like

you can't get "bullied" as an adult

>That is exactly what you look like

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Im a fatty, and one dude always comes by and flicks my moobs and laughs about it

the arabs and niggers in my gym often behave like niggers. but no bullying just things like taking three machines at the same time etc. they are niggers especially towards asians. they seem to unconsciously smell weakness. one time an arab wanted the locker of an asian just took it and put his stuff inside so i talked to the arab to take his stuff out.

And if I blew one of the monkey's head off, they would cry about racism.

honestly at this point in my life, I think if pic related happens to me I either kiss the guy or go down and suck him. Turning anger into sexual tension might be the best way out of it.

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the leather club is two blocks down.

some guys laughed at me from a distance when I was benching 55

i would laugh and drop the bar on my neck, instantly killing myself

That’s pretty great

I've seen middle-aged ladies benching that bro

leather man since he was provoking it from the start

>and thrn i woke up sweaty

>bullying people in the gym
>being a grown man
pick one

As a white guy, it's fun to watch for the people who smile a bit when Trump is on the tv- I give them 'knowing' glances if they return them, I pour old bottled blood and piss into their gym bags. One guy I straight up kicked his leg out while he was stretching his hip flexors.

I'm only 5'7" but no one will fuck with me because they see me training with the dummies and I know this one old honkey piece of shit intends on waiting on me one day after the gym but I'm ready.

Based bushido user

One of the guys I went to college with but not great friends with goes to my gym. He's a runner and lifts a few weights but very Dyel, mainly does treadmills. Anyways in the changing rooms a pair of dickheads maybe 17/18 ask him what his routine is with shit eating grins clearly taking the piss. He's a beta so just kinda mumbles that he trains for cross country or whatever. I didn't have to step in my bro did, can't remember the exact interaction but something inferring the two of them were engaging in homosexuals relations outside of their gym sessions, and asking for their IDS so he could tell mommy and daddy to stop paying their gym memberships as all they do is look at dicks in the locker room and try to bully the men they are attracted to

There was a new kid turn up once. He was squatting just the bar so I snuck behind him and pulled his pants down then stood there pointing at him laughing. When I looked around everybody looked pissed at him for some reason.

>be me
>be 9
>first day of gym I tell all my new friends that I'm gay
>they tell me to kill myself
>I an hero

and then everyone grunted

I am gym bully
>Laughing out loud at people doing stupid shit
>Mocking twinks and people weaker than me
>Mocking everyone wearing a belt,pussypad,lifting gloves etc
>Mocking pt's , openly dissing their technique and lack of knowledge in front of clients
Got into couple of verbal fights And two fist fights.
I cant help it tho, its my personality + roids.
Generally people like me,cause i am funny and i help people with form and do free coaching for younglings
Only people not liking me are feminine fucks , low esteem overcompensating people and milenials.

I am unironically a gym bully who only preys in DYELs and straight up skellys. I walk up to them and say I’m using the equipment they’re using even if they’ve been there 10 minutes and force them to leave.

I also scream as loud as I can during my sets and stare into their eyes if they look at me.

even if its kg it's sad

hah you don't even lift enough to use a belt
you probably stick to the machines

>t. dyel

280kg deadlift,170 binch,200 sqaat
Dont do military but 90kg BTN snatch press
Its just banter boys,wear your belts are you like.

I got your squat in the bag. Like. I'm cumming up on your diddylift I'm not even like less than twenty kilo away from your best diddylift man and don't even get me started on bench. What is it like your best bench is like one hundred seventy kilo; what's that like three and 3 quarter plate... like. I can rip dat shit like twenty times now and throw it through a roof it's almost like a warm up for me I consider 3 plate a warm up

wearing a belt when benching or when squatting absolute babyweights is retarded and deserves to be laughed at but i dont see why someone shouldnt wear a belt when he squats 3 plate or more for example
its just a matter of preference

when i go early in the morning, i connect my phone to the speaker system and play the battlefield 1942 theme

i don't change it when people start to come in. some dig it, others seem confused or uncomfortable with WW2-style battle music. I don't care.

Does that mean I am a bully?

Isley isley ,you never learn

Yeah, but people in my gym rarely put up 2 let alone 3 on anything.
Faggot pushpressing 50kg,squatting 80,curling 20's,deadlifting sub 3 pl8 all with belt on.

2/10 trying to hard, but made me reply.

Whenever I do a bad form rep I always make this face like I'm disappointed in myself to let everyone around me know that I realize the last rep doesn't count. Am I autistic?

Based

I shoved this stupid faggot twink into a cubicle once and sucked his dick. I told everybody about it and now they all know he is gay. Fucking faggots.

Why the fuck would I be a bully? I'm not an insecure little bitch that needs to compensate.

I can hear it now. Gj user, sounds wholesome. Maybe you're a bully but this isn't an example of it

Your post went from planning to you apparently doing it more than once, practice your larp.

I am a skinnyfat twink, looking to join a new gym and haven't worked out in over a year, how do I find a straight gym bully to make fun of me for being weak and let me exercise orbicularis oris in exchange for free proteins? Please respond.

Wow, you're getting even more eerily accurate on illustrating your appearance.

Based

Cringe

call him a fag

Newfags

There's this older bald manlet that is always a massive dick. He talks at the top of his lungs half the time and will just take up machines - not even using them - while talking to some other faggots for a good 10 minutes.

There's only one pull up/dip station at the gym, and he's leaning on it talking to a friend. So I walk over and start doing chins and the guy flips on me

>"Bro I'm using this I'm doing dips"
>No you aren't, you've been standing there talking the past five minutes
"It's my rest set bro I'm using it"
>I'm just doing 10 chins, I'll work in
>"Nah"

And he glares at me. Made me want to knock his tiny ass out, but he knows the owner and I don't want to lose my membership, because the gym is both nearby and really cheap.

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I never saw a bully at the gym. Probably because I'm in an adult gym and not a high school gym.

I've seen that porn, that's Spencer reed and tommy defendi

>see small twink struggling to bench 95lbs
>struggling to rerack it after a disastrous set of 5
>rush over and curl the bar up
>he thanks me without looking me in the eye
>jackpot
>introduce myself
>start giving him tips
>tell him to not hesitate to ask me for a spot
>"then c-can you spot my next set?"
>I say sure, giving him encouraging words throughout the set
>actually managed to finish a proper set of bench
>"th-thank you, your tips really helped"
>tell him I'll give him a tip he'll really remember later, referring to my arsenal of dietary knowledge that could really bring his lifts up
>he blushes for some reason and rushes out of the gym
>shrug, finish my own stuff
>a while later I head to the gym locker room
>start stripping for the shower
>spot small twink boy and wink at him as a greeting
>he comes over and looks at me with puppy dog eyes
>"th-thank you again user, I want to do something for you back..."
>perhaps he's gonna offer me something to eat? I say sure
>suddenly he pushes me into one of the shower stalls
>grinds his ass on my dick
>swallows up my dick with his bubbly soft ass
>continues moving as my cock is being massaged by his lubed hole
>he arcs his back towards me and kisses me
>start pumping his ass even harder, could feel his prostate swell up
>his moans are stifled by our interlocked lips
>I explode inside him as he paints the shower wall with his cum in front of him
>tfw this was not the kind of "eating" I expected
>he turns around and kisses me again
>says that was great
>few days later see him again at the gym, he springs up and hops to my side
>"H-hi user! Let's grab lunch together later!"
>hell yeah hitting that anabolic window
>agree
>milks me dry at the showers again afterwards
>been go through the same routine for months for the heck of it
>mfw this boy STILL thinks we're dating
Lmao what a fucking loser

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>not pounding his asian bp
loser

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I stare people down randomly for the lulz. Best part is when they storm in the next day pissed as fuck and I just look at them like "woah dude calm down lol.."

So you bitch out like a little punk? You gonna get gaped oneday.

Haha you really showed him what a fucking nerd

Yo you're gay

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Hahaha what a fucking loser, hes so clueless

>newfags actually falling for this pasta

Gym bully here. Some twink joined my gym last week. I've been calling him names, laughing at him, etc. He was being submissive like some kind of fag. The other day when he was changing in the dressing room, I pinned him up against a wall and grabbed his junk and nipped his neck with my razor sharp teeth a few times. I don't know why but now he keeps hanging around me when I'm lifting. Little faggot

Gay but no homo

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>Literally posting gay porn thumbnails on a blue board (You know we can see the men.com logo right)
>It's Jow Forums

Lol that kid is gay as fuck!

Forgot the “Not a bully but...” the intro of the pasta makes it

>this
I always wipe down the equipment I use cause I'm not a fucking slob.
(but I still look like a dyel)

Isn't using a towel and then wiping as well overkill?

If you suck off your gym bully, they will usually leave you alone. I have to do this every time I want to use the donkey calf raise machine.

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Beta af

KEK

>Doing curls as a DYEL, 30lbs
>Do two sets of 8 then start feeling sick
>roidfag next to me smirks and says "that's it?"
>his girl starts laughing from next to me

Literally the only gym bully I've ever really encountered, everyone else has been cool.

>this faggot not meticulously white-glove cleaning the entire gym both before and after each set
Never gonna make it

After I hit 45 I felt cool. Keep it up buuuuuddy.

Why did this give me a semi

t.

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>Not spending time between sets in either transcendental mediation communing with astral spirits or doing continuous supersets with no rest
>Thinks he's still making it
user pls

You said exactly what i was thinking user.

he cute

*snap*

besides the obvious pasta, nice b8 m8

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x2 my dude

Once a group of chads butted onto a machine some dyel asked to use after me, I called them out on it and they just went "yeah thanks for the advice" and laughed it off, but I do think they were pretty surprised

or because you don't live in a second world shithole

i dont interact with other people at the gym. im there to lift

In my gym it is the other way round, if you wanna be a part of banter, you have to be generally accepted by the tribe. Chads won't acknowledge your presence in any way, unless they feel you are alpha enough to return bants.

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