I'm going on a date with a slampig this weekend after some anons here said the easy sex and attention is great for building your confidence with women.
You guys have any recommendations or experience with slampigs? Don't really know what I'm getting myself into and I'm worried I'll just regret it afterwards
post pics
i want to fuck her face until i bust half down her esphogase. i want to tie her up like the pig she is and slap her tits until they blister and pop. i want to take 4 viagra pills and fuck her asshole raw until her non exstistant prostate is drowning in my shit-mixed nut and she starts to prolapse, all while constantly raining fists onto her lower and middle back. i wanna slap her face with my cock covered in her shit and blood while she's sobbing to every god there is. i wanna throat fuck her again and make her lick the shit off my balls and then cum into her nostrils to make it hard for her to breathe. I wanna take my throbbing penis and brutally fuck her pussy while fisting her prolapsed anus until i puncture her cervix and fill it with my seed, and leave her a broken, crying, shell shocked mess. i want to brutally and violently fuck the fat cunt
Ain't happening but I'll post nudes if I get them after this weekend. I might even start a /SlampigGeneral/ to keep you guys updated on whether it's worth it or not
Slam pigs are great practice for real qts. Just don't sweat it and fuck her hard, try out all your kinks and be dominant, ask her for the things you've never asked anyone to do. Be careful tho not to get attached and be ready to ghost/dump.
>esphogase
Just don’t get to crazy spending a lot of shekels on a slampig remember this is just practice for when you meet a real women.
>Slam pigs are great practice for real qts. Just don't sweat it and fuck her hard, try out all your kinks and be dominant, ask her for the things you've never asked anyone to do. Be careful tho not to get attached and be ready to ghost/dump.
Yeah this is what I'm hoping for. I have one friend who is shorter than me and pretty average looking who is great with girls because he's confident and doesn't care about being rejected. It'd be nice to be like that instead of waiting for drunk girls to make moves on me or for my friends to get a girl to talk to me. feelsbadman
>Just don’t get to crazy spending a lot of shekels on a slampig remember this is just practice for when you meet a real women.
She's into some feminist shit so she'll probably insist on paying lol thanks for the reminder though
haha that would be crazy
>tfw I used a married uggo as a slampig but even with her I still had premature ejaculation
>that feel when she was so starved for sex she still managed to cum from 5 minutes of pumping
How do I fix premature ejaculation bros?
>It'd be nice to be like that
You'll get there, just takes practice and actually achieving things in life apart from women that can make you organically confident.
i have the same problem i cant get hard because anxiety and when i do i coom so fast
>She's into some feminist shit
uh uh
Swerve, my nigga.
Based & high test
Get them here. Now. Don't be a pussy, let us laugh.
It's so bad when it happens with ugly girls because I thought that would be the solution and at this point I just avoid sex alltogether, also being 30 means I can't just do sex back-to-back, so when I cum I need at least 30 minutes to get it hard again.
It sucks I am thinking of going medical but I wouldn't have the slightiest idea of how to fix this.
>You'll get there, just takes practice and actually achieving things in life apart from women that can make you organically confident.
Yeah I'm almost finished college now and I've gotten into decent shape over the past year so that has helped my general anxiety a huge amount, but good looking women still scare me lol.
>It sucks I am thinking of going medical but I wouldn't have the slightiest idea of how to fix this.
Does alcohol help you at all? I usually have really bad PE, but after a few drinks I can last around 20 minutes. Otherwise, I'd ask your doctor if there is anything you can take to last longer
>Does alcohol help you at all?
As weird as it sounds I have never fucked while drunk, if I get drunk my game gets fucked as I turn into the most loner piece of shit ever seen, or just sleep.
>As weird as it sounds I have never fucked while drunk, if I get drunk my game gets fucked as I turn into the most loner piece of shit ever seen, or just sleep.
I'm the opposite, I get energetic and sociable once I've had a few beers. Do some reading on forums and think of seeing your doctor about it then
He knows we'll destroy him if he does
The very thing that drove you to pound out a thirsty married ugly slampig is the very thing that makes you pop off quick.
The only thing you can do is to make sex not a race but a journey and learn self control and how to manage your orgasmic energy and never allow yourself to ejaculate involuntarily.
You can fuck a woman raw and never come close to ejaculate till you want.
But do you really want that?
To sort of lose the ability to have spontaneous sex?
Well, you can try to restore your foreskin, but that will take a few years.
Work on cardio. Dude 30 is still young.
>Well, you can try to restore your foreskin, but that will take a few years.
But I never lost it.
But how do I manage the orgasmic energy?
Can such a power be learnt?
It's not my breath that goes out, my dick just goes limp and there's nothing I can after it cums.
Sage for double post.
Imagine the smell haha
Do you masturbate often? Do you watch porn regularly?
post more slam pig pics
not him, but i do a lot and my recovery time can be as low as 0. It seems to mostly correlate with how much sleep and workouts i got in the past days for me.
is it possible to get a slampig as a lanklet who just started
I am 6'2 160
haha wtf user i sure wouldnt do that!
About 3-4 times a week, I don't during most weekdays because I am tired from work and workouts, so I mostly do it on thurs,sat and sun.
I just need more time to recharge, it didn't use to be like this I could fap 4 times a day when I was 18 and do it back-to-back.