Can I get a rundown?

>board gets made to test bot that filters non-original posts
>????
>Filled with neets, social outcasts, wizards, and trannies
What happened?

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Behind the usual shitposting there are some very sad individuals

that means that only neets, social outcasts, wizards, and trannies aren't bots.

Originally the board was really mostly just a greentext story board since it was so slower than b and the whole robot thing. I guess the themes and undertones of the stories slowly became more and more relatable/appealing/themed toward a certain audience until that audience just sort of took over eventually. It all started with the dropping spaghetti meme. The beginning of the end. It attracted other socially awkward people who would incorporate the meme into their own stories and it snowballed and blew up. 'Share your spaghetti moments" threads used to be everywhere back in the day. I enjoyed a good spaghetti dropping story like anyone else but if I had known that this is what it would turn the board into I would have done anything to kill it.


Kind of crazy how much it's changed as someone who was here almost since the beginning. I still just stick around for the occasional greentext saga that pops up and reminds me of the old days.

Just my theory. Although

the children and jobless people started posting a lot of frogs and scat porn 24/7 and made it unbearable for """"normies"""" aka people without mental illness

there used to be threads on every major board (/a/, /v/, etc.) called "ronery threads"
these weren't prestigious enough for the insecure wannabe-hipsters on our senior management team, so they called them off-topic and launched a pogrom against them
the posters migrated here for various reasons
so now instead of talking about anything other than depression, and maybe getting better, you can marinate in misery until you do a shooting

so there you have it

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I truly feel bad for people who never got to experience r9k and Jow Forums in general during its golden age.
There would be hilarious, interesting, great threads all over the place multiple times a day. Nowadays there's maybe one thread of the same quality a couple times a week if you're lucky. r9k is always full of weird psyop shit involving trannies, gays, and racebait, and b is literally 98% porn. I dont get how everything changed so much. Are the zoomers to blame?

I'm glad my main board /x/ hasn't changed at all. That is it'ss just as shitty as it always was.

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I have a feeling that it's the same generational algorithm behind Kinder Surprise and Finger Family videos, but not as souped. People with spreadsheets post a variety of bait threads, and track what gets the most responses, then provide MORE OF THE SAME. The result? Constant spam of the same shit, like fucking YouTube Kids.
This is abhorrent on the original content board.

Do Hanz and his orbiters still post threads 300 times a day? I'm still in exile here until further notice due to that nonsense.

they're memes, you fucking idiot
how the fuck do you visit Jow Forums for any length of time and not know what the fuck a meme is
this is like if i assumed that seaking was a viral marketing campaign for GameFreak products instead of what it is, a meme
if you want a reason for why Jow Forums is shit, and you're unable or unwilling to engage with the idea that we're being administered by fuckups, you could do worse than blaming this kind of "everything's a shill" mentality, which turns Jow Forums into a political battle between shadowy secret forces instead of a fun shitposting arena

this is what always happens: imageboards start out as fly-by-night junkheaps with barely working software. they generate a ton of fun, which draws in predators and sociopaths who attempt to gain control of the value being produced. then they fight until either the board is destroyed or it stops producing value.

I think those trannies in their tight-knit personality-focused communities are closer to original 2009-2011 Jow Forums than the 'anonymoose' meme-spouting frogposters who claim to be fighting for r9k-heritage. Jow Forums's original identity was the anti-/b/. It was inhabited by posters who were fed up with the endless reposts, stale memes, adolescent maturity and the stifling atmosphere of forced anonymity. It shunned low-effort shitposts, encouraged individual personalities, and favored intimate discourse of memeatic regurgitation.

>constant stream of porn is just a meme
No, sir. You are the idiot.

>I truly feel bad for people who never got to experience r9k and Jow Forums in general during its golden age.
this x100000

this shit is so true. I know the "oh the site is shit now" meme has been going on for millennia now but I think the site really is dying now. I mean shit I dont even come here every day anymore.
give it 2 years and this place will go the way of ytmnd, ebaums, hell even myspace and facebook

Even the sun goes down, heroes eventually die
Horoscopes often lie, and sometimes Y
Nothin is for sure nothin is for certain nothin lasts forever

Thank you for confirming this. I thought I was legitimately mentally ill but people really are doing some coordinated shitpost psyop right now. This is called purplepilling right?

if you make "this meme is a psyop" into a meme, i'm going to make ""this meme is a psyop" is a meme" into a meme, and then everyone will lose

>t. spreadsheeter

Huge conspiracy going on here.

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Are you showing the bottom of the catalog, i.e. the threads NOT being bumped?
Excellent data cherrypicking, spreadsheeter.

You're forgetting the period that lasted a few months when original moot decided to disable the robot9k script for absolutely no fucking reason, which led to the board being spammed by >tfw no gf and cuck threads. It also led to an invasion by Jow Forumsfags with their racist and woman-hate threads. The board still hasn't recovered from that time.
I still have no idea why he did that considering that he used to post here regularly more than any other board. Shit was pure chaotic evil.

No they were being bumped at time of posting.

So, you have MOST OF THE BOARD hidden?
Again, excellent cherrypicking, but I wish you would choose the data that made you kill yourself.

I've been browsing Jow Forums since about 2008.

>Filled with neets, social outcasts, wizards, and trannies

It isnt. you may perceive it that way but it is not. even"back in theday" there were tons of tripfags and normies here like average_bros and alchazar etc etc.

mostly just gays traps and teenagers these days, this isnt an incel site at all.

r/Jow Forums ruined this board.
Reddit comes here to smear shit on the walls and laugh because they're not held accountable.

a lot of true oldfags moved to r/Jow Forums

Whatever dude. This board is like a freakshow attraction for normalfags to gawk at after having been shown as the "incel central".

incel central is inels.me i dont know about that boyo

Yikes dude I was joking. I didn't know you'd actually have a small incel community. Jesus, that's just sad.

whats sad is that you dont gie 2 shits about me just because im an ugly short loser.

thats fucking sad. this whole fucking planet hates me cause im ugly and a loser. its not fucking fair. every incel murder is justified for rebelling against the man.

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women hate me because im ugly and a loser? they can fucking die...

the fact that trap culture can be turned into a "psyop" despite existing on Jow Forums from practically day fucking one is yet another aspect of the only salient fact in this universe: normies will always win, robots will always lose

robots will always, always fucking lose, even if they found their own fucking site, even if they move heaven and earth to make their own goddamn material universe

they will lose so hard that the fucking past will be changed and the thing they created will retroactively be the domain of normies. they will lose so hard that "robot" will come to mean something completely different than what it means and they will be forced to shiver in the void of nameless things

robots will always lose
robots will always lose
robots will always lose

>incels will always lose

this is the reality of life in 21st century, youre value as a man is what femoids dictate. if you dont cut the mustard youre shit in their eyers, worthless...

i'm a trap myself but the Jow Forums discord trap thing is a troll psyop sorry, i know i'm getting psyoped by responding to your post but whatever

Get the fuck out newfaggot. GO BACK

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if you have ever formed an IRC chat to discuss anything, it is therefore no longer Jow Forums and a psyop
things that are not Jow Forums:
>anime
>images
>Jow Forums

Daily reminder to spreadsheeters to jump of a building and smash your head open on the street.

You've been found out dude. I'm coming for you

Hang yourself, spreadsheeter. Go home to God.

Damn that was a quick reply, there's definitely something fishy going on.

Grab a belt and hang yourself on a doorknob.