How do you manage your facial hair?

I let my beard grow long but I realized it makes me look like a round-headed numale. So I'm gonna stick with a short, dense beard.

the only reason i have a beard is because i look fucking stupid without one.

>beard grows out because lazy fuck
>doesn't actually get longer, just grows further in on itself becoming thicker
>fuck this
>clippers
>razor
>continue being lazy fuck until I can't stand it anymore
I look best with some stubble, but unless I'm actually leaving the house I can't be bothered.

Would you also believe that they're addicted to attention from social media and sheltered from physical labor?

Nothing like the alt-right chads on this site, though, who a superior men by virtue of never talking to women, being totally unable to grow beards at all, seeking validation from racist conspiricy theorists so stupid they're thrown out of every other forum, and being sheltered from all labor more intensive than light housework. Truly, the Ancient Greeks would be proud of the modern alt-right Jow Forums poster, his volkish aura so powerful that even Plato would bow in respect.

To add to your theory, he's a manchild attempting to look like a big adult. Hence, he grows a beard, or the patchy unsightly mess that he thinks is a beard. He fact that he's just lazy and doesn't want to care for his appearance is a side effect of this, and one he happily embraces, thinking it's the easiest ticket to manhood when he's really just an immature loser. He also tries to dress like some kind of trendy lumberjack if he's really trying to be Mr. Adult and attract women (not gonna happen pal), or more often, wears t-shirts with Nintendo IPs on it because he's still a manchild who thinks the beard alone makes him a grown up.
He's a child in the body of a man who knows nothing about how to be a man, and as such is a cheap imitation. A perversion of adult things into something that's anything but adult, to the point where mostly everyone else shaved off their beards to not be associated with these manchildren.

You should get into the combat helmet business, because that's some next level deflection there.

its a pain; I like being clean shaven and s m o o t h but my neck hairs are real assholes, and always ingrow and make my neck look like fucking ground beef. Spent like 8 hours this week tweezing my neck hairs instead. Gonna see how that bold strategy pays off

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Tweezing with only make it worse. Exfoliate your skin.

It's cartoon-y in the same way a small guy driving a massive, lifted truck is ridiculous. Trying to scream to the world "I'm a big bad MAN and you have to recognize me as a MAN in my big tough guy truck!!"

>How do you manage your facial hair?

Just shave every few days. Stubble looks kinda good but beyond a certain length it's so itchy that it drives me crazy

I usually let it grow out for a couple of months at a time until I get annoyed by it and then just shave it all off. At least I can grow a hobo beard although it'd probably look a lot nicer if I properly groomed it.

post your photo big guy, so you can show us numales how a real man looks like

Every woman I know that takes about it said they prefer clean shaven or stubble. Why are beards so common in popular culture currently?

I'm a working class midwestern white boy so I have a beard. It's a symbol of not being some clean shaven shirt and tie wearing yuppie where I live.

>lose weight and grow hair so I can look like more of a faggot buttboi
>can never look clean shaven because even the closest of shaves leaves me with that god awful grey discolouration where the hair was
>only real answer to this is make up or expensive shit like electrolysis apparently

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>18
>want to be clean shaven so shave every other day
>every time I let it grow for more than two days a stubbly yet very prominent stache develops

Why does my facial hair grow so fast wtf

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I shave it once a year and shave the neck beard once per 3 days

Clean shaven is the new white man look now. Having a beard is nu-male/trash.

>knows nothing about how to be a man, and as such is a cheap imitation
and you do?
>where mostly everyone else shaved off their beards to not be associated with these manchildren.
the real men change their appearance according to what "manchildren" do, got it

> it looks like a muslim/amish beard
> doesn't grow like a based special forces beard
> my actual face is a lot more bald than my chin and it isn't as dense
> don't shave it because I'm a lazy bastard and know it doesn't really matter

Keep drinking that estrogen water pussy

Because women also say they love beards.

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The stubble becomes incredibly noticeable every three days which is when I shave it. Otherwise it grows in as a neckbeard, and I'm not even fat. I'm skelly.

Women like both beards and shaven if the guy is hot. If a beard affects your ability to get girl you weren't that good looking in the first place

US women also prefer mutilated dicks

>grow beard out for 1 year to see how it looks
>family constantly telling me to shave
>6 months in it looks good
>browsing beard forums and shit
>trim it daily to control flyaways and keep it neat
>takes a long time to wash and keep clean
Gave up and shaved it off. Having a beard is a whole lifestyle in itself like long hair. I don't want to spend my life worrying about my hair of all things life is too short and hair is too annoying.

I look terrible without a beard, but mine is slightly odd. Mustache is somewhat thin and doesn't connect to my beard, and under my bottom lip there's just a tiny unnoticeable strip of hair. Everything else grows fine and I've received compliments for it.

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Shave my neck, trim the rest down to like half a cm. These days I mostly just go to the barber once a week with friends and not really bother shaving myself.

Keep it trim in the shape I want. Women notice me more and I get compliments from men and women on my beard.

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is blonde and barely grows

>How do you manage your facial hair?
trim it when it starts to get too long. if I could grow a thiccer beard I would prob just let it grow.

I shave off as much as I can. :3

Scissors and comb but I am going to pick up a powered trimmer soon. I want it nice and even like I see other dudes have.

>tfw semi-hikki depressed NEET
I only shave if I need to go somewhere important or if the discomfort gets too severe
I've only shaved 4 times in the last year

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>implying porn-addicted NEET faggots who cant even speak to a woman cashier at Walgreens arent HIGH-IQ inventors and the gaurdians of the master race

SOIBOI DETECTED LOLOL

this but i shave like once a month because it starts getting super itchy after that, some people tell me it looks good but i just feel like a bum if i dont shave

>nuh uh maybe I cant grow a beard but mom says I look clean cut

>23
>only moustache

JUST

By not growing one in the first place!

wish i could grow a beard. literally makeup built right in for men

It truly is the key to a womans heart

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I got you some premenstrual vitamins faggot lolol

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I keep it relatively short, but its thick

my gf wants me to grow it out and look more like a mountain man who lives in the forest.

she says its hotter, but I get more looks from hot chicks when I keep it maintained, plus not looking homeless for work is important (unfortunately)

thanks dude i've been feeling unwell these past 20 years

>mfw basedboys grow beards
>mfw mustaches look cleaner and better if handled right.

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Gosh this site is filled up with literal normies

beards are for homos, democrats, and democrat homos

I don't. My facial hair has always been a nigger to shave: electric razors don't shave it well, those cartridge shits get all clogged and worthless, safety razors get dulled before I'm done with one cheek's worth of hair. So fuck it, if I just let it grow for a few months, it grows in enough to almost look not-patchy. Besides, I look uglier without a beard than with, might as well let it grow and get the benefit of less effort on my part.

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I had a mental breakdown and it just grew out all on its own.

When my life stopped freewheeling and I realised what was going on, it was the perfect time to trim it into something less homeless.

But nothing says low-income quite like facial hair.

People that think they have a personality just because they have a beard lol

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I let all my hair grow until I look like a homeless person, then shave it all off so that I look like a skinhead, rinse and repeat.
I didn't care what my hair looked like when I was young, I won't start now.

>tfw you know this feel
>tfw basically a neckbeard
it grows so fast too, so it actually sucks that it grows fast.

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Hit a nerve, huh?