/r9kstraight/ - #1

are you tired of gay people having their own thing? Well my fellow straight men, let's talk about our straightness.

Today's subject is how much we hate women yet still wanna fuck them.

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can i be the first poster in the first r9kstraight thread?

are you gay?


non originaleo

Haha great thread OP.

Who here /gay/?

Sex is nice but have you ever craved hour-long cuddling sessions that culminated in soft kisses and falling asleep in each other's arms

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Sometimes even better than sex itself

I've never had neither, how painful it most be to be straight, i assume the gays have an easier time finding people.

If this is straight sex, why is the guy white? This genuinely confuses me.

This is a no gay zone sir please leave, we have nothing wrong with the gays, but sometimes we straight people need are own space if you know what i mean.

Because the girl is Asian

Believe it or not some white men have not yet taken the pink pill and turned their (((manhood))) into a cute boiclit yet. But we are working on getting them there~!

no sir
fuck faggots lmao. get them off my fucking board. honestly the biggest pests here

Good then you may be the first poster.

Some girls look like bunnies

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i would love to fuck a girl but still a virgin.

She was born to please, not to breed

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>2018
>being straight
reported

>be me
>fuckbuddies with smol qt3.14 brunette
>Get to my place
>she gives me a succ in the kitchen
>fuck her doggystyle on my couch
>insert finger in butt, slap this ass
>front door was open all this Time
bitch was a coal burner and gave me an infection

>Today's subject is how much we hate women yet still wanna fuck them.

Aye, absolutely ridiculous. This biological urge to slam some pussy is so strong it completely deactivates my brain.

OH I didn't see that! Only had a short glance at her and thought she was white.

Nah it's just that threads on Jow Forums never feature people of the same ethnicity if they're straight. Can't get people angry that way. Unless it's showing black men with black women which pisses the blackbots off to no end because they hate their own women.

god i want to fuck a qt twink so much

Woah, hey, get out. There'll be none of that gay shit in here.

>tfw it's completely impossible to fall asleep while touching my gf
We have to stop hugging to sleep even though we both want to continue cuddling.

That's gay. This is a straight thread

every time "straight" men gather gay shit happens

Women are absolutely disgusting

Shut up, don't make wrestle you and pin you down on the bed.

this is stupid and you're a fag

there already are "r9straight" threads
they're called orbiter threads and you fucking hate them

im straight but only liek and fap to 2D girls.

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based

btw she is super hot, give source pls?

why would anyone fap to 3D girls tehy are gross

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i legitimately prefer this to sex

this tbqh, they're common as fuck too with the whole "gf" meme threads

ARE YOU BUTTHURT FAG?

It sure feels nice to be straight and not gay

imagine never being able to talk down to fags. theyre definitely missing out

Ok but LOOK AT THIS BUTT

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gays look at guys and normies look at woman and true robots ONLY fap to 2D

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not gay but vaginas expecially if open like that are absolutely disgusting to look at

not really, i'm straight but these threads are just as an obnoxious cope

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yeah man, I agree but its 2D so its fine.

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can virgins even have a sexual orientation if they never have sex?

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Why are flat girls always the kinkiest?

getting buttfucked is not having sex my man

Hey /r9kstraight/, i want to fuck a female in the pussy because i am a straight male!

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based und redpilled

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guys i would like to fuck a girl even though im gay.
Am i prison straight?

Get out of my car!!!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=-2JyYfNSbqA

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No your brain is just trying to make you normal

same
oregongon

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I'm straight, but that doesn't really matter since I'll never be doing anything.

nice art man.
seriously nice

source? ive gone to this video b4 but i dont remember her name

Princessdusts her name, have fun user

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bless you user kun

i used to dream about this. then i got a gf and it's just hot and sweaty especially now that's it's summer, and i can't get comfortable. Better to sleep separate, but still touching.

Lies
Sure you can find some guy to fuck but if you want a actual relationship its hard

i want to FUCKK women because of how much i hate them.

>It's all a bunch of normalfags talking about sex.
Wow.

The gays are bigger normalfags

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>weird low mouth
>huge "THIS IS NOT REPEAT NOT A LOLI" tits
this is crap

Pure Truth right here lads.

Good fucking lord

Originalolini

>Today's subject is how much we hate women yet still wanna fuck them.

but that's the entire board already

This is actually what I enjoy more than sex when I visit the brothel. Just lying there and talking about shit with someone.

Just letting you know normie that only a aftual robot would have sex with a cute trap

Why go to a brothel when you can go on Grindr and have girls come to your home for a quick suc?

I'm not falling for your jewish tricks user, i know that app is for the gays.

i want that.
origironispagoli

My hate of women still won't make me gay.

fuck 3d bros, but cosplay grills and azn grills are 2.5d.....

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This.
Escorts actually seem to like me because they have an easy time with me, most of my "sessions" are just talking to a girl and some cuddling. It's rarely about sex

yeah, I don't even care about sex anymore, it's all I want if I ever have a gf

Every night. this is all i want and need.

very nice glute maxi

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Why are you guys not posting more dicks in vagoogoo? Are you guys a bunch of faggots after all or what? Anyway what do you robots find better? 2D girls or 3D?

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Unironically overated.

What do you guys think about 2B?

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Faggots who worship 2D are hikki ugly virgins. What's the point of worshiping that bullshit if it doesn't exist and the only thing you can do with it is to masturbate?

Where are all of you straight anons? I'm assking you some questions.

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>What's the point of worshiping that bullshit if it doesn't exist and the only thing you can do with it is to masturbate?
fantasising about cuddling qts and stuff like that it's neat

I like the pussy best

Ah, so 3D it is! What do you think about cosplay?

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that is a pretty good .gif there

>tfw dont care about sex but hate women

You're welcome, though not sure if I should just post regular stuff or rather cosplay stuff.

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>tfw we had a great sex session with making out in the middle of it with the night ending where she falls asleep while I play with her titties

Do you like foxes, robots?

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I'm straight but sometimes I go to /LGBT/ just to feel like a part of something