>nerdy awkward guy at Uni who is also staring at me asked me out to see a movie
>feel my stomach turn at the sight of his ugly unloved face
>tell him I have a boy friend even though I really wanted to tell him to fuck off and never talk to me again
any other fembots know this feel?
Ugh I know right
>have a shy nerdy "nice guy" I let buy me dinner every now and then
>one night he tries to kiss me
>almost gag as his face comes close to mine
>have to lecture him about rape and give him the "let's just be friends" talk
I mean cooome on
Your kind are what's wrong with this world. I hope you get gang raped.
just wish I could find a nice guy for once. One who would actually care
No you don't. You'd rather have a chad who treats you like you're beneath him, because having someone actually give a fuck about is a vaginal desiccant.
Oof. Iktf
Last night nerdy friend tells me he started to develop feelings. Im like "Nice... Day ruined. Thanks"
I mean do they ever look at themselves?
ok. fuck off incel
Haha this looks fun let me try
>male friend decides to try to shoot his shot
>he is not very attractive physically
>tell him I would rather not
Did I do it right?
ITT: utter retards falling for the absolutely worst bait in the history of this board
>girl tells me im cute and we should hang out more
>tell her to fuck off
bitch trying to do a number on me bro.
it is definitely better to lie about having a bf. telling them you dont want to date them leads them to cause a scene, at least if you lie theyll back off quietly and sperg out online instead
Clicked into this thread and I thought I went onto facebook for a sec
>the bad look male say he crush
>into hold back disgust gag
>must get him gone
>say that I already possess phallus
>he been banish
Another day. Another woman-automaton recognize the emotions that this scenario stirs up?
Seriously. I remember one day, I was on my way to the boys locker room to get gang banged by Tyrone and his friends and guys who weren't football players kept trying to talk to me, disgusting.
>>>r/niceguys
Don't forget to tip your fedora on the way there
Not a femBOT and you're obviously a troll, but yeah:
>see cute guy in class
>assume he's a tranny or something because he wears jewelry, nail polish
>occasionally talk to him
>he's nice but quiet, seems smart
>group project
>I'm a lazy fuck so I always ask smart kids to be in my group
>get his contacts and some girl's
>ask to meet up
>find out he dropped the course
>ask why
>he had a massive suicidal meltdown
>jesus fuck dude
>offer to hang out with him
>he's actually pretty cool, just not dating material
>he gets institutionalized, goes to live with his dad
>still talk to him
>he develops a really intense crush on me
>literally thinks I'm his girlfriend
>like, calls me that
>because we cuddled and I let him kiss my cheek
>what
>he asks if he can move in with me
>we hung out, like, five times
>say no
>"come on let me sleep in your closet"
>I'm not going to let a man move in with me I have a one bedroom apartment how the fuck do you think this is okay
>he complains about being depressed
>dude
>feel bad and agree to help him find a place
>look up places online
>offer to visit some places and take photos for him
>tell him if he's really super fucked I might let him crash on my couch for a day or two at the most IF I get my (entirely female) group of roommates to agree
>"lol sorry I'm so needy"
>yeah, me too
these are all obviously men.
Well, that's what you get for being a lazy, opportunistic parasite. Serves you right cunt. Fyi, don't insult our intelligemce by acting like you don't love having your bitch hooks in another hapless autist orbiter.
Samefag. I have a bunch. Told this one before:
>see cute guy in line at coffee shop
This is what I get for liking lanklets.
>recognise him from computer course
>say hi, start convo
>he's super curt and rude
>Jesus Christ, all right I'll fuck off.
>two days later
>actually check Normiebook
>he added me literally five seconds after the interaction at the coffeeshop
>okay maybe he's just a bit autistic
>he starts talking to me
>seems nice enough
>wants to shift the conversation to Discord
>I don't have that
>why, we're already talking on Messenger?
>he says something about my number and I give him my cellphone
>he gets super annoyed and acts like I'm some sort of retard for not knowing he still meant Discord despite me already saying I don't have one
>he starts telling me to make a Discord
>why does it matter
>he says it again
>alright dude, you've been consistently rude, fucking bye
>stop responding
>he keeps messaging asking if I made a Discord yet
>I'm lazy and oppertunistic for wanting to do a group project with kids that care about their grades
>not the guy who straight up wants a mommy to find him an apartment
Hey pot, name's kettle! And no, I don't like the prospect of someone going all "day of retribution" on me.
(2)
>week later
>same dude messages me
>"hey sorry I was being pushy"
>feel bad
>this dude's a total autist, maybe he really didn't get how much of a dick he comes across as
>"np, just don't be so bossy, it's offputting. What's up?"
>asks me out
>say sure
>we talk about work
>says he is currently unemployed because he used to work at a children's restaurant but got fired for calling a kid a swear word
>give him the benefit of the doubt
>"like did you just make a mistake? Cause I worked with kids all my life and I've definitely swore a couple times lol"
>"No, I called this kid a nigger."
>holy fuck
>"but he deserved it, he was acting super right wing, making Trump jokes, etc."
>wtf you don't call anyone especially a child that over something so banal
>senses I'm freaked
>starts talking about past relationships
>he says he never had a girlfriend but he likes weight gain fetishism
>holy fuck is this for real
>he starts showing me actual Deviantart posts
>this is real
>keep making excuses for this human
>"haha, yeah, I have some friends into some weird shit"
>he laughs
>he orders shitty alcohol
>unironically likes the marvel extended universe and wants to go see one in theatres
>help me
>start mentioning that I had an ex-girlfriend (lie) so that he'll think I'm a friendly lesbian and fuck off
>"you're....gay?"
>"yep!"
>"oh....well I'm trans and a lesbian so...."
>so you're a fucking man please go away
>keeps talking about the marvel movie date
>not taking hints that I'm "busy"
>"hey, dude, I think I'm gonna pass."
>"what?"
>"Like, I don't want to go."
>"Are you busy?"
>"No, I don't want to go."
>"Why not, you were okay a couple hours ago?"
(3)
>you weren't a fucking child abusing tranny into weird /d/ shit a few hours ago you fucking crazy troon jesus christ
>"Why not?"
>"I don't think I really need to justify my feelings?"
>plus you'll call me transphobic or something you loon
>"But why not?"
>"Bye."
>never speak to this person again
>this was May
>everyday, sometimes multiple times a day, he sends me messages asking how I am, what I'm doing, etc.
>he's always up super late at night
>whenever I check my phone at night or am out with friends he's always online
>sends me reslly dramatic messages like "super lonely.... :("
>go away
>It's August
>last week
>picking up some stuff at Home Hardware for my boss
>stop at same coffee place to get drinks for my coworkers
>see him
>oh no why
>he fucking leaves his place in line and comes over
>looking away
>"You didn't respond to me?"
>"That's correct."
>"Why not?"
>"Because I don't want to!"
>get my drinks
>sit down to eat my bagel
>he sits down with me, unprompted
>get up
>walk out the door
I also snapped a photo of him as I walked past the building and sent it to my friends. My one friend recognised him as "that weird dubstep dude" who would always play music without headphones at the residence library.
>unironically likes the mcu
Uh... what? Shits good mindless fun
i don't know that feel, fellow fembot
i just am not interested in relationships whether a handsome guy or ugly guy asks me out. i feel more comfy living on my own and being myself
I have more because my life is pain.
>mindless fun
I mean, if that's your approach, that's cool. I just think they blur together and are stupid cash-grabs like the Transformer movies. They also have this really annoying sense of humour. I guess my issue was that this seemed like the sort of person who's laud them for their great artistic merits. plus I'm a pretentious faggot and only watch old movies
>Cause I worked with kids all my life
dropped there unironically
Who here rejected girls?
I'm apparently attractive enough and possibly have this nice-but-not-beta attitude so that 5/10 and 6/10 women to hit on me. I'm also not a Chad so regular girls are not that scared. Some try to orbit their way into a date, but others are much more direct. It's pretty uncomfortable when you reject them, trying not to hurt their feelings and all that. I can't imagine being a woman and having to reject guys regularly. It sucks.
>Ugly guy asks me out on a date
>Tell him he's an ugly faggot who should die in a hole
>He shoots up the school
Like WTF.
I also prefer older movies, but I have (or had)movie pass because who in their right mind wouldnt, so I just got to watch them opening week and was able to turn my mind off for 2 and a half hours. Also think there are some genuinely good movies in the mcu, take ragnarok or dr strange, although if you take issue with the humor ragnarok would not be for you
>he doesn't want to reproduce
Sad!
>good movies
Yeah, like I have some friends that really like them and recommend them to me. I tried to watch a few but I'd end up forgetting what happened. What older movies do you like, user?
Classics are of course classics. I really like comedies, especially Jerry Lewis. Some all time favorites would be rebel without a cause, one flew over the cuckoos nest the godfather citizen kane. Monty python films are always a joy as well etc. Good question desu