/britfeel/

I've recently turned 18 and I want to get involved in politics. Which political party should I support? They all seem hopeless.

UKIP have basically been dissolved and the Tories put a paki in one of the great offices of state, which is a disgraceful and sickening act that makes them traitors as far as I am concerned. Can't believe more people aren't up in arms about this.

"Girls" here are just looking for attention, nothing more.

I support Tommy Robinson these days.

SUPPORT THE DAMN COMMUNIST PARTY, MAKE THE PEOPLE PROUD

I support him too lad but he isn't in a political party.

Quite surprised he hasn't spoken about a foreign paedo being appointed as home secretary though.

I rejected a lass. I'll never get any more female attention again, will I?

>want to help out at the local dog shelter
>allergic to dogs
sad feel lads, i have pet dogs and my allergies are very minor but I doubt they care, probably can't hire me for legal reasons

Why did you reject her lad?

Why the fuck is boomer humour so weird lads? They just make jokes about cheating, having saggy arses and teenagers.

If you're right wing or genuinely conservative then there's not really any hope for the major parties unfortunately.

I dunno. Didn't want a relationship for a few years and I turned one down that came early. Already regretting it.

leave a tin of dog food and a single red rose on their doorstep at night

big fan of chebs

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Anyone got the bussy pic from the last thread? I want to send it to mys sister

How can women find a guy attractive but not want to sleep with him?
Doesn't make sense to me. If I find a woman hot I'd bang her, no question.

>On Day 2 of NoFap
>Balls start hurting everytime I touch them
Should I just bail NoFap?

what if she has AIDS or genital warts?

Baking brownies again lassdos, hope this goes better than last time, they were far too dry a couple of weeks ago.

here you go lid
originali nonceroni

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Then I'd be repulsed and not attracted to her?

thats because you can impregnate as many women as you want in a year
women can only carry one baby in a year which means the have to select good genes for their investment

Women need an emotional reason to shag. That doesn't necessarily mean an emotional connection with the guy, but some kind of emotional reason: to cheer herself up, revenge, validation, etc.

I think many lasses are attractive but don't feel the need to shag them, would rather just cuddle with them. Though I'm fairly certain I'm asexual

PASS DA BAAAAAWL

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23:04

youtu.be/KCKFp_ulvyc

What if she has an emotional connection but no physical attraction?

Then she don't shag you either
Welcome to earf

Then no shagging. Has to be both.

WAHEYYY pizza hut for din dins before 5pm, life in the looney bin

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all this talk of shagging has got me wanting a good shag

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Can we keep them under 30 years old please lad?

Lad I'd take a tight bodied MILF over a young girl any day. They know what they want, know how to give a guy what he wants and are more willing to get nasty.

no i like milfy mummies

Well she isn't tight.

>First (and only) shag was a massive brown lass
>3 years of dissapointing sex
>Feels like I wasted my virginity
Virgn lads, don't just shag anyone
Shag THE one

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meh, she looks alright to me, at least she's not a fat slag

Are you taking the piss? Look at her gut.

Not shagging a big fat funnel cloud git gud lad

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alright lads? how s your sunday going?

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because it's not all about the dick you can engulf. I find plenty of men attracting day to day, and although there might be the "corr I'd fuck 'im" thought occasionally it's mostly just an acknowledgement of attractiveness. Also attraction doesn't have to be just physical.

Okay but I don't want to go back to dealing with the normies for five days tomorrow.

D-did titlad add himself into the OP or is that you Sag?

Yeah ok lad jog on.

i didn't add myself into the OP lod

*jogs past you with a steak bake*

Okay you continue to ask questions of women and then refuse to listen to their answers :)))

helped my dad move a lathe which was heavy as fuck but put me in his good books.

Think i'm gonna have KFC tonight and play some Blackwake

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You've got a bigger dick than I do.

I added him. I also did the Barry Chuckle ones

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cor thanks for the ww2 desert apu fren

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why is the 'women' in here type like men then?

If I did I'd flap it around a lot.

>Okay you continue to ask questions of women and then refuse to Iisten to their answers :)))

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It's almost like there isn't a gendered way of typing innit lad :^)

CORRRR LOOK AT THEM BIG TITS FUCKING GAINS LAD FOOTBALL INNIT ME MUM'S KNOCKERS PHWOOOARRRRR NO FAT FEMALES ROASTIES DIE ROASTIES BE MY GF
not hard really

men and women type in different manner just like they talk in a different manner

twice in 2 days I've got that picture off you. Stay mad.

Based 8th Army Apu getting in dad's good books

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>gf says I have small hands
what the fuck did she mean by this, bit self conscious now

She meant you have small hands lad

Okay, I guess there are some things which I could be called out on, and I have been in the past on other boards/threads, but it's not happened here so much. Guess it's easy to just add 'lad' onto the end of your sentences to fit in.

*emoji winks at you* tehehe xxx

are you an ftm lad

i think this ones typing like how they think a woman types

>twice in 2 days l've got that picture off you. Stay mad.

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she meant that you have large arms

I can only really tell in an argument. Men try to disprove each other and call each other mongs but women try and emotionally attack people and put them down

Can we just go back to blending in amongst them comfortably please?

makes me so happy cause usually im the one you give them pictures to.

>makes me so happy cause usualIy im the one you give them pictures to.

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Sure thing, but if someone asks a question which I can unequivocally answer I'm not gonna shut up and leave misinformed lads to spread misinformation. Hope you have a good day lad, sorry for rustling any jimmies

user it's me your father, stop posting my pictures on here me and your mum spoken to you about this before

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RIP planebro
youtu.be/RQ765Fnec8Q

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i ordered six pairs of knickers from topshop and theyll come this week, ill post a pic when they get here

laughing at the 'girls' in here this afternoon

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just re-read your comment and noticed the 'we' sorry lass. my point still stands if there's a reason to pipe up I don't see why we should have to keep silent.

It's alright, just don't want them screaming about how we're shitting up their safe space when we generally don't and no-one except a few chosen ones know we're here.

ive seen this guy so often he almost looks cute

Phwoooar lad dream girl right here, want her to sit on my face

I appreciate his balls
Yeah, they're sensitive souls so I try to keep out of it for the most part but I guess it could be comfier for us all if they'd just learn to acknowledge that girls really aren't that much different from them. There's lots we could teach each other y'know

>tfw no Lacey Banghard gf

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Who else only shops at primark?
It's just so cheap.

He didn't say "the road sign that's quite familiar" in this one. The van really messed with him.

Yeah but the clothes last < a year

Can you teach me how to dougie?

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too many games coming out end of this month. not happy. not happy at all.

Not as well as these lads I'm afraid
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Who is this slag?
Looks so off putting how she's clearly reading from a script below the camera lens. Can't she at least learn a script before she whores herself out?

the only confirmed interaction that I've had with a girl recently was when we had a conversation about 2d porn and she praised my good taste

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>mate keeps messaging the group chat making memes and jokes about his ex's new lad
yeah lad you've definitely moved on

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