Lost passport

I am traveling overseas in a little more than a week and I lost my passport. Am I fucked?

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I am travelling overseas in a little more than a week and I can't spray shit into my own mouth. Am I fucked?

My current circumstances announce that I'm about to get fucked. Am I fucked?

>I lost my passport
It's time to ring Embassy Fags(tm)

bruh you can make a new passport what are u retarded?

Doesn't it take like 2-3 weeks to get a new one processed?

Desperate bump originally

where i live you can pay more to get it faster

Please help me guys holy shit :___(

just get a new one holy shit or try to find it
doing nothing won't help you

I had the same problem last month. Thank god in my country if I pay 70 euros I will get a new passport in 2 days.

>tfw no passport

You are not a robot if you have one or lost one. Passports need to be countersigned by people that know you well outside of your family. That means having friends and people willing to help you.

What the fuck? Is this how it happens in the usa? Here in europe I needed to fill a paper with my general infornation and bumm I had a passport next week.

In UK it is this way. It's so annoying being trapped in this shit muslim island forever.

Routine 4-6 Weeks
Expedited 2-3 Weeks
Expedited at Agency 8 Business Days

So yeah, you are fucked. I needed mine in less than a month and got it in about two weeks. Cost me a lot extra for the fast processing too. The "at agency" time are at these specific physical locations:

Arkansas Passport Center
Hot Springs, AR
Atlanta Passport Agency
Atlanta, GA
Boston Passport Agency
Boston, MA
Buffalo Passport Agency
Buffalo, NY
Chicago Passport Agency
Chicago, IL
Colorado Passport Agency
Aurora, CO
Connecticut Passport Agency
Stamford, CT
Dallas Passport Agency
Dallas, TX
Detroit Passport Agency
Detroit, MI
El Paso Passport Agency
El Paso, TX
Honolulu Passport Agency
Honolulu, HI
Houston Passport Agency
Houston, TX
Los Angeles Passport Agency
Los Angeles, CA
Miami Passport Agency
Miami, FL
Minneapolis Passport Agency
Minneapolis, MN
National Passport Center
Portsmouth, NH
New Orleans Passport Center
New Orleans, LA
New York Passport Agency
New York, NY
Philadelphia Passport Agency
Philadelphia, PA
San Diego Passport Agency
San Diego, CA
San Francisco Passport Agency
San Francisco, CA
San Juan Passport Agency
San Juan, Puerto Rico
Seattle Passport Agency
Seattle, WA
Vermont Passport Agency
St. Albans, VT
Washington Passport Agency
Washington, DC
Western Passport Center
Tucson, AZ

This is of course for the USA. So you MIGHT be able to get it in time if you TODAY drive to an agency and are a beautiful woman who can elicit maximum pity.

Lol no
I got my first passport when I was 4 or 5 and I think they just required a birth certificate and some other forms

No. Just get a new one made.

Damn, that sounds horrible. So the retarded system basically dooms all robots to be stuck there unless they pay a stranger to countersign for you.

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Nobody wants your retarded gay brexit ass anyway. You wanted to get back your country, so stay in there.

the people who started brexit resigned when they voted to leave

Bumpnkgjhujggj

Go to your embassy, pay the fine, and you'll be good to go.
Most times you can even simply get a special permission by sending an email (had to do that when my country implemented a new measure that made it mandatory to use that country's passport to get back in overnight, when I had my native country's passport only) and go back, then deal with stuff from home.