ITT: specific rational fears you have

>uncle user why don't you have a girlfriend?

I have this exact same fear. Or that I would creepily hit on any femdents in the room with me.

how about you not be such a faggot and get anesthetic needles in your gums so you won't be drugged up

>afraid of being mauled by rabbid mutts while taking a stroll in nature and parks.

hardly a month passes by without hearing somebody getting bit by some fucking dog and i'm happy those rabbid cocksuckers are being killed.

Same except I won't be uncle user, either, because my sister's equally undateable. We're both going to die alone as disappointments.

Don't worry too much. If your dentist is like mine they'll give you a shitload of valium to take before the surgery and you'll be too sleepy to disclose anything damning. Either that or nobody had the heart to tell me if I said anything strange because as far as I know, I didn't talk at all.

Because sometimes that's not enough. If your shit's impacted then they literally have to cut the teeth out of your head and novocaine isn't sufficient for that. It might be OK for pain but they need you out-out so you don't move.

No way I'll get dosed before a dentist, I rather suffer than disclose some embarassing shit. No matter the pain

>immensely paranoid about the government or some other group monitoring my activities on and offline
It's good at least since the paranoia forces me to talk within some amount of reason and censorship.

>>afraid of being mauled by rabbid mutts while taking a stroll in nature and parks.

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If i ever get a familly id be terrified to hold my kids,iam pretty clumsy and i fear dropping them, ill just fucking harness them to my chess like a mecha i Guess, oh and also people wearing sunglasses make me extremly anxious because i cant tell if theyre looking at me or not

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I dated my friends sister and I posted her nudes online because it made me cum hard and I used to blackout on drugs and I was always scared id tell him or something

Oh man, the shit I would say if I was medicated. I'd get disowned if my family even knew who I was. Rape and bestiality fetishes, incest, the fact that me and my cousin experimented a little as children (lost my virginity to my cousin at the age of 8 and never had sex again) Fapping to furry and pony shit, bareback prostitute sex, traps, piss.... The fucking list goes on and on.

wait so the shit the dentist use is some sort of truth telling serum?

so dentists hear all day stories from drugged up roasties about being raped and molested?

I thought only ppl that are into hardcore claimed edge, i guess not

some answer this please

original

>need thing
>afraid to ask for thing
>makes me need thing more
>makes me more afraid to ask for thing
>repeat

Luckily that doesn't happen anymore. I was worried about that too. That used to happen with the kind of stuff they used years ago.

nytimes.com/2004/05/25/health/cases-going-under-the-knife-your-deepest-secrets-are-probably-safe.html

It was actually fun as hell. I went in the operating room. Didn't feel any of the shots that they gave me. Then they gave me laughing gas, and some crazy shit on an IV drip that made me feel amazing before I passed out. I did wake up in the middle of surgery completely numb though, which freaked the doctor out. I started moving, and I heard the doc say, "Oh god, how is he awake with that kind of dosage?!?! Give him some more!". Then I woke up afterwards.

Not him but those don't work on everyone. Apparently I have a natural resistance to whatever they use to numb you. That coupled with how big I am means that they can only get me 100% with a lot of it, and only for around an hour at most. Unless my dentist is just bad at dosing. Also, even if it did. I've had enough invasive dental procedures to tell you that sitting through shit like that is hell.

No, it's a myth. It doesn't happen anymore.

I'd probably start ranting about the Jews and how the anti-christ has already been born.

I'm afraid of smelling bad. I always get paranoid that someone sitting next to me on the bus, in a restaurant, etc. will notice my body odor.

Yes, I shower and use deodorant. But my job involves a lot of manual labor.

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>Waking up during surgery

Imagine waking up while your kidneys are getting replaced or something. Must be fucking horrifying.

Also get really creeped out by blood transfusions or whatever it's called.
Where the hook you up to the machine and it replaces / cleans your blood.
Makes my veins feel weird whenever i think about it.

I'm afraid that a someone is going to try to kill/rob me, even though I live in a decent neighborhood. Probably a side effect of being white living in a black ghetto when I was a kid, hearing gunshots every night. So whenever I walk outside at night, I make sure to have my hand on my pistol.

Just get shot up with novocain instead of getting full anesthesia. I had all four removed at once that way.

Although I started to feel it at the end... not very nice.

You can get your wisdom teeth removed without the drugs that make you loopy.

Just had mine removed two weeks ago using nothing but local anesthetic and nitrous oxide.

It really sucked, but you may want to consider it.

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>you're undateable
>she's undateable
I'm seeing an easy solution here

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That is the most relatable shit ive ever fucking read, jee willikers, at least there are other people out here with the same fear...

Afraid of falling in love with someone and them suddenly springing it on me that they have or expect to have other partners bc I'm not good enough for them
I actually talked to someone from a /soc/ thread once who sprung the "oh btw I have a gf already, you're cool with being a side piece right teehee" on me, so it's not necessarily an unfounded fear

Are you a girl(girl)

Don't mute me pls

I'm really uncomfortable around balloons. I'm afraid they will pop and hurt my sensitive ears.

t. phonophobia

I think they give the option of getting put all the way under now

Why the fuck would your mom even be in the same room with you? Are you underage? Anyways, the dentist/assistance have heard a bunch of shit and don't care. I went under once and I never felt like I said something stupid although I probably did. I wouldn't be surprised if I admitted some shit that could land me in jail or that I fucked my cousin.

dude im fucked if I disclose that I liek fapping to loli porn.
fuck this life.
fat asian woman is fine.... when you are a pedo ect ,,,,