ITT: You biggest dream which will probably never come true

stop being a fatty lazy cunt

just getting some powerful ability, like time stopping or just being inhumanly strong/fast and shit like that. I just want my life to be one big powertrip desu. Don't even blame the fuckers who bullied me when I still went to school, it feels amazing to be more powerful than a person before you

reincarnating as a girl oreg

Seeing the most wretched members of the political class nailed, screaming and wailing, to a forest of crosses on the National Mall, while the dome of the Capitol burns in the background.

being a semi succesful artist creating creatively rewarding music with a smallish fanbase that has their own inside jokes that you wouldnt get unless you listened to the music
i'm not a big dreamer but even this seems totally far fetched to me

Being with my waifu

Living a normal life.

This was of course not original.

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Cuddling with a girl

Getting to have a boat, know how to pilot it and go out travelling the ocean before dying.

Winning a Nobel Prize

randomly dying in my sleep

Having a human dairy cow.

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Become a magical girl

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Having a cute daughter

raping an user's cute daughter

>>ITT: You biggest dream which will probably never come true.
Getting a new guitar. I picked a bad hobby.

i don't know if i'm happy or sad for you that that's your biggest dream

Working as a tour guide in a museum in a foreign country

I'm not even sure. I'm too timid and non-intuitive to bother finding my path in life.

get a big enough fan base so i can live off making my depressing beats,
all while remaining anonymous

Not be a wagie

Not exactly a metal guy myself, but I can strongly relate to dreaming about being in a band.

getting the balls to off myself instead of slowly wasting away over years

>being an author or game developer

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becoming a security guard in a peaceful area working the night shift. It's a job I could enjoy

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Make a good living writing/directing decent movies.

This. I just wanna be a screenwriter. I don't need to be a multi-millionaire. Just enough to keep a roof over my head.

sounds obtainable desu

Becoming a succesful physicist or mathematician. How fucked am i?

Becoming a posthuman entity with complete freedom to engineer and understand myself.

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Sadly the bar for success is rising, the low-hanging fruit in the space of theorems and novel physical truths is all but taken. You would be better off by studying what is alerady written.

contracting terminal cancer within the next year, I literally dream of this every so often, when I think about it too hard I start tearing up, I want it so bad

fucking kek

oh lordy

Getting my bachelors to apply for a visa in japan as an english teacher and marry a cute japanese gurl

Having a gf
Enjoying life

I know that feel . . .
>lost the greencard lottery for the fourth time

Kek you could just drink some round-up or you could ingest s radiation source from the smoke detector, if that's your wish

Im a black man and i want a nuclear house hold i want a wife who will stay home clean the house cook and go out and feel safe and happy knowing her husband is their to support her. I want children who sit at the table and eat with us while we talk about our day. I want to come outside and have conversations with my neighbors. But we live in the current year and all i can hope for is to get hitched to some used up slut and just be happy someone even looks at me. I just want to have what i never had as a kid.

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>tfw no succubus gf to teach me magic while mercilessly riding me through the night

I feel you, my dude. Very originally.

Good and lovely parents who don't have hybrid redneck/manchild mentality.

Founding a family

Getting off this planet and exploring the solar system

You got me right in the feel

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Winning the powerball
or
Getting psychic powers.

getting a job that pays 100k just so i can say i make six figures

Shut up, you dumbass fucking nigger

orangjodangle

fuck off fag, we r brothers in robothood

It's never been easier to make your own music bro. And it's never too late to pick up an instrument, I started playing drums at 24.

Living a simple life as a villager while accumulating lots and lots of money. I will then use the money to increase my influence in my small village. I would then be a powerful person in my village.

Having a giant gf or bf

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being the first man on mars

do it user! live your dream!

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Being loved by someone
I can guarantee you this post is not original

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Getting a bf OriginaI

Killing 7 digits at least of humans.

Actually being satisfied with my current state of life and having a gf that I eventually get married to.
I hate being so depressed

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To have a fun friend that makes someone as boring as me feel wanted.
Falling in love with someone that returns it and remains loyal.
Being normal or happy.

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mine is being the last person on mars

I wanna be a famous figure but not a famous person while living a secret life where I pursue my more chill hobbies like writing, photography and coding. Has anyone ever successfully pulled this off IRL ? Like becoming a big CEO to a megacorp or the president of a country while not having their face known to the public ?
It's all I want, really, and getting to the top isn't even the hard part here since I know how to climb the corporate ladder and manage resources, it's how I'm gonna hide my identity once I get there.

Getting a nice and affectionate bf who'll be able to deal with my retardation.
Yes I know I posted this before SHUT UP.

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I want to earn a major in Aerospace Engineering and find a job in that field tht makes enough to support a wife and a kid or two.

Learn German and move to Deutschland to get engineering job there, with the original rocket scientists.

Alternatively (or additionally), enter and maintain a functional GFD relationship with a kind, loving dom.

To be completely rid of my feelings for someone I'll never be able to reconcile with, move on with my life, and make better memories with new people before the alcohol destroys me completely.

I want Jow Forums to grow up, but that'll never happen. You all complain about how you have no girlfriend and because this thought has consumed you life is passing you by. It'll be the same shit when you're 30, it'll be the same shit when you're 50 unless you let go of this frustration of not having a gf.

I just want something like pic related, a chill Jow Forumslit/ gf to snuggle and watch animal documentaries with

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Going to space and significantly furthering humanities understanding of the universe and how to traverse it quickly

My relationship just crashed and burned not even a month ago, but given the general vibe of this website I can't really complain about it at all. It's not like a unique problem and there are people who were stupid enough to get married, have kids and divorce before something like this can happen to them so I just have to silently suffer and read post after post from naive people who think being with someone who you barely know for a couple of years amounts to "making it" in life.

being married and only having sons

>realistic
become an "auteur"/artist/creator/similar involved with all sorts of creative, imaginative, and passion projects that leave a lasting legacy of some sort, including things like helping people and influence for future generations

>"realistic"
create a big family (probably with the help of harem of selectively chosen people and friends) and be involved in creation/running of a libertarian microstate

>non realistic
being a being that exists outside of time and space and can interact and observe the multiverse and etc

I want to need nothing. Im tired of needing things. Im tired of life and it making me need things.

HAVING A GF AND BEING HAPPY

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Not having to work, or at least having a job that doesn't make be miserable.

This >being a being that exists outside of time and space and can interact and observe the multiverse and etc.

I dream about dying and getting to witness stuff like early civilization unfold. My other dream is finding a tall and busty gf who doesn't care that I'm a manlet, has almost no social media presence, and good taste in movies and games.

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>have a harem
>become the best at something, doesn't matter what
>make enough passive income to live off of that alone
>have a happy nuclear family straight out of a 30s magazine
>raising my son with the love I never had

allowing more people to make and consume art, science, and technology

love is overrated

>harem
>nuclear family

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Don't act like you can't have both

smashing my sister

>nuclear family
>n.
>a couple and their dependent children, regarded as a basic social unit.
>A nuclear family, elementary family or conjugal family is a family group consisting of two parents and their children (one or more).[1] It is in contrast to a single-parent family, to the larger extended family, and to a family with more than two parents. Nuclear families typically center on a married couple;[1] the nuclear family may have any number of children. There are differences in definition among observers; some definitions allow only biological children that are full-blood siblings,[2] but others allow for a stepparent and any mix of dependent children including stepchildren and adopted children.[3][4]
Two gay parents and their child or children is a nuclear family. A house full of angry moms competing with each other for money is not.

>owning a first gen NSX
> weekend driving a 1950's f-100
>getting a decent gf despite crippiling autism and anxiety

banging chanel santinis pussy

>A house full of angry moms competing with each other for money is not.
Also yfw this is why black people convert to it.

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>A house full of angry moms
I never said they were a part of the family. I'll keep those bitches in the basement.

That's basically the same thing except they don't produce enough vitamin D to keep the kids alive. You can't help the species if you think you can make this work without trust fund/whoring money or something it just won't work.

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Sterilizing 100% of mankind.

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Stop ruining my dreams with logic and reason

mine is omnipotence
you humans are your petty dreams

dying a peaceful death

I know it shouldn't but this post arouses me

Fuck this would be so much better than unleashing a killer virus or nuclear war. I can see all the normies crying and sobbing knowing they will never have kids and that the species will be extinct in less that a 100 years. Children of Men here we come.