So i'm assuming all of us were always picked last, right

So i'm assuming all of us were always picked last, right

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holy shit lmao dude they started without putting me on a team one time and i had to remind the teacher they missed me
thats a lie i just sat down and did nothing

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tf you on about op

Picked last for teams in sports at school, nigga

Yeah but I don't blame them I was genuinely garbage at every sport

Yeah, pretty much.
One time in grade school I taught them though. There was some exercise where people had to bet whether someone was going to make it or not. The whole class except one bet against me. But I did it and they all had to grovel on the floor, good times.

I was until I started trying at field hockey and I hit a guy in the shins so hard that he cried
All the other girls used gym class as social hour so they thought I was super weird

>picked last because unpopular
>never given ball
>would rek at every sport anyways

Almost. There were a couple fat spergs that got picked after me.

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Elaborate pls, skkalala

I don't exactly remember what kind of exercise it was, only that the punishment for betting wrong was literally crawl like a worm on the floor for like 10 meters or so. They all had to do it after I succeeded in doing the exercise and it felt good.

i know what he meant it just i never did pe just told teacher it was to hot or i did have my trainer
(was fat as fuck)

surprisingly enough i was one of the fattest kids in our grade i was always picked somewhere near the front. if you add humor and self deprecating humor it works out well. i was always trying harder than the chads but they didn't really try because it was an easy 100.

I was never picked last, my parents made me do sports so i was a reasonable fit kid.

I was picked last for most sports, picked first in basketball every time, not even tall, there was a guy that was better at me playing basketball, but I some how throw him off everytime he went against me so.

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For sports and dances, yes. For spin the bottle I was never picked at all.

lol fuck you for bringing this painful memory

I was even picked after all the girls.

Yes, I even walk out of the class before they finished picking the other students to avoid the embarrasement.

I was always chosen as the goal keeper because then I'd just stand at the back doing nothing instead of fucking up the offensive. Then I'd autistically sit down and play with the grass or something. Once my team actually failed to keep the ball away like they promised and the opposing team actually got a shot. It hit me right in the head and knocked me out, but they carried on anyway.

I was pretty decent at one sport so I got picked alot but I still never made one friend since I was a cringe Lord that could think before speaking. Thank god there were no cameras back then

Yes actually but to be fair desu I wore all black and never talked to anyone even when cute girls would sit next to me and try to "get me out of my Shell " eventually they got mad and stopped sitting next to me and playing with my hair and trying to get me to Talk . They instead hung out with the Chad's after and they must of started talking shit about me because the Chad's started to not like me right after that and then for the first time ever I was picked last for basketball in 10th grade . God dam that shit felt horrible . The worst part is if I would of not angered the thots and just talked they wouldn't have unleashed Chad's wrath on me and I would of been picked somewhere in the middle like usual

How the fuck is it fair that we were just born losers? Like in elementary school my fate was already sealed, I was picked last, made fun of, had no friends for long periods of time, so I hid away and played video games all day which just made everything worse. Literally lost the genetic lottery and everything else is just a reflection of that. Fuck life, this entire universe can eat my fucking shit.

now this, is me

>All the other girls
Why did you have mixed sports tranny?

until i started doing things where not everyone has to get picked, then i just didn't

Yes, I was - and that experience was an early black pill for me, because I was picked last because I *looked like* I would be bad at sports, and not because I actually was.

I had two brothers who were 6 and 7 years older than me, and they were friends with kids their own age from the streets around us. They played sports ALL THE TIME, and always needed an additional warm body to play the least desirable position. (Goal in street hockey, catcher in tennis-ball baseball, etc.) Playing with kids that much older than me every day for years made me actually good at sports.

But because I looked like a sperg, I was still always picked last. And Chad, despite his reputation for being a good team leader, actually sucks at being a team leader - because it was always the same handful of guys picking me last, and they never seemed to figure out that I was actually good at their stupid fucking games, no matter how many times I demonstrated it.

It was like something out of the pages of Moneyball. I was funny looking, therefore I *couldn't* be good. Without computerized fucking stats, Chad is a retard even about sports.

I was picked last often


wanted to 4/20/99 everyone

>All black emo faggot
>Had girls talk to him
>Wasn't always picked last
>Says it was horrible being picked last in 10th grade because of roasties
May you fuck off and never grace your wretched presence upon us you mighty fucking faggot

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No, thankfully everyone realized what a fucking nerd I was so they always wanted me in groups so I could carry their asses.

I just never got why chads took that shit to the next level and thinking high school PE was the fucking testosterone packed NFL. I'm fine with playing some sports casually but me not taking them seriously enough in HS PE allowed me to get bullied in the hallways.

>tfw picked last and also both teams mocking me

How does it feel to know someone who doesn't dislike you?

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>TFW had epilepsy when I was younger so I could use it to get the PE requirement cut

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I went to a small private school so there were only enough kids in each grade for one gym class
I also changed in a bathroom stall so no one would see that I wore a training bra because my boobs weren't big enough for a real bra

that's odd, normally fat chicks have big boobs.

Those classes were the best. I loved when we had rugby for PE. I didn't take It seriously but kek it wasn't fair on the non team or club participants.

Honestly I was bad at sports and always got picked near last at best, but I still kind of enjoyed some of it. Floorball was my absolute favorite followed by Football, Basketball was absolute trash and rest of the activities were garbage as well.

That actually applies only to high school, before that it was pretty bad as I really couldn't stand PE apart from dodgeball, which was mostly enjoyable.

I kind of miss it.

No even though I had 0 ball control and just basic passing skills I was always one of the top picks in football. They called me the wall, I was an God at midfield defending and 1vs1s. Which is pretty suprising considering im a skinnyfat turbomanlet with 0 athleticism.

That's nothing. This is real robot.

>Just spaced out while standing around while everybody else actually played
>next thing I knew the game was over

>dodgeball in primary school
>every thursday we had 1 hour of sports instead of learning during class time, so teacher is referee
>the two cool kids get to pick teams
>one picks another cool kid
>and then the next picks me
>holy shit fuck yes I'm popu--
>hahahaha just kidding I want [other cool kid]
>fuck
>teacher gets mad that cool kid was a dick and says he has to pick me anyways
>"BUT MISSSSSSSS I DON'T WANT HIM"
>like 2 minute argument ensues over picking me
>all the kids in my class staring at me at this point
>cool kid ultimately is forced to take me on his team
>my face is bright red from all this embarassment
>game eventually starts, get hit by the first ball I can and then just go sit down some where and try not to cry
>later that day a seagull shits on my jersey and everyone laughs at me
I REMEMBER THAT DAY SO FUCKING VIVIDLY
FUCK YOU KIERAN

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Basketball is a sport about being the biggest asshole you can in 25 seconds

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I'm 6'2 and made all region for football.
It's funny because people thought I was an awkward fuck as first but then I don't know if people started to like me when they realized I was good or if they just warmed up to my personality

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No because there were literal retards/completely useless people there too so I was always third/second to last.

Worse, I was almost always picked second, after my main rival.

Bro I'm skelly-tier
I had braces, huge glasses and horrible acne though

For some reason I always liked basketball. Somehow I was decent at it despite being terrible at every other sport and it has always just seemed more accessible and fun to me than the other shit.

Others want to be close to those that will raise their own status.