Be 27yo khv

>be 27yo khv
>yesterday was my birthday, decide enough is enough
>order an escort (incall)
>was supposed to be a 20yo korean girl but turned out to be a older (i'd say 35-40yo) singaporean lady
>im fine with this, she is very sweet and charming, not to mention pretty for her age. slim body, petite, probably 5' tall max
>tell her im a virgin and that it's because i have a tiny penis
>she just laughs and says not to worry
>we take a shower together and i get to feel anywhere i want on her body, im absolutely ecstatic
>we go to the bedroom and i ask to eat her out, she agrees
>her pussy actually looks, smells, and tastes good, no weird fish taste like online suggests
>she sucks me off and i cum in her mouth
>we cuddle for a bit while i recover
>she lets me fuck her bareback, she is gentle and knows exactly how to pleasure me
>i cum inside her while she's lying on top of me, kissing
>she gives me a massage afterward
>before I leave, she says i was a nice guy and wants me to call her again

To all you KHVs out there, I would highly suggest getting an escort. This was honestly one of the best experiences I've ever had, and will probably remember it for the remainder of my meager life.

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I actually lost mine to a 25 yo Korean girl when I was 18 because I was depressed as fuck because every girl rejected me, the sex was okay but I regret it

>she lets me fuck her bareback
So...have you done the STD tests yet?
No?
Enjoy your med resistant AIDS.

Why do you regret it?
nobloxpls

At least he wont die a virgin eh?

I'm almost 29 kv, if I lived in a big city I'd probably have ordered an escort by now, but afraid of getting hooked up with a cop or something shitty like that and having my life ruined

How the fuck is porn legal but prostitution not?

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nah fuck that im going to die alone, 27 kv here

i just accepted it

Pretty nice op, I havent gotten a real bj like that in years.

I don't know how to find escorts here in the US. I don't want to pay thousands of dollars though, just maybe a girl that costs a couple hundred or so.

Dude... fucking an escort BAREBACK is not the best move, but you know what. Good for you user. Enjoy life.

Moralfagging and religious politicians

How much would it cost if I just wanted to sniff and lick a girl's asshole while I fucked the back of her ankles?

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I'm a 13 year old kv robot and seeing you guys turn out like this. makes me scared for my future

Probably more than sex because they'll know youre a fucking weirdo

Kill yourself early, kiddo.

OP, are you fat or skinny, dirty or at least well groomed?

>order an escort (incall)
>her pussy actually looks, smells, and tastes good
>she lets me fuck her bareback

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It's never too early!

was it worth teh money $$$$

You should be, this will be you one day, brother.

>Fat
A bit of a belly, but I'm tall (6'2") so it doesn't show too much
>Dirty
I shower daily
>Well groomed
In need of a haircut, but I keep my beard trimmed to stubble

Yes, very

>A fucking 13 year old laments the fact that he's kissless and a virgin
Jesus Christ I want to go back to the 90s

How m uch did this experience cost you?

Lmao pretty much still a preteen and are complaining that elementary school vagina won't cling to you

$320 ($160/h)
fuck these captchas holy shit

>tfw thats more than my weekly paycheck
sucks to be a wagie

where do you live and how much do you get an hour
A 40h work week at minimum wage is ~$450 in Canada, depending on what province you're in