/britfeel/

Why do you faggots reply to that tranny larper, you do know it's american right? so you can't fuck it. It's only comes here for attention and orbiters.

As long as its chewable and I don't have to swallow

Finished off all the sweets and crisps from co-op. Feeling pretty sick now tbqh.

smol? because she's sexy as fuck and I want more lewds

Just marathoned this whole channel. Fun and weird ride

youtube.com/watch?v=zXB6zNWRDA0

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Is it bad i i consider you lads my mates? Always enjoy talking to yous and spending my nights here

Yes because nobody here would be willing to actually help you out when you were in dire straits.

he looks jewy and odd also if you want lewds go on a pornsite lod

what happened to NEET Louis?

Thought that was a pic of ziggeh lmao

Why not just go look at porn?

I do this too, when someone says somewhere like Shrewsbury or Wigan I say "I have a mate from there"

there's something about interacting with the actual person though
i would travel to the us to smash smol

Alan>ziggeh

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You want to chew my dick lid? Kind of gay and does tilde know about this?

If I shaved my pubes and posted my tiny cock and said I was a tranny u cunts would orbit me

>she's sexy as fuck
>sexy
>she

chuckles

You'd have to post your bum desu

no guy has an ass like that, or a tight little bod

Tranny orbiters are asleep

Try it, let's see if you pass.

or a cute little feminie penis and balls

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Who is the worst tranner on /britfeel/

For me, it's "lulu". Fucking state of it

>Yous

Paddy detected

waheyyyy post comfy tunes lads

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nice larp prison fag, add him on discord and take your thirstiness there

honestly one of my favourite things about tgirls
especially when she's hard and flopping about

How to get qt gf when a lonely 25 year old shyboi?

Imagine being a 28 year old loser with no interest in females? Feels like you're a lad on medium mode desu...

teehee uwu lad

lol the boomer tranny

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I added her but she hasn't accepted
must get loads of guys add her from her tumblr

lulu is a 40 year old guy who hasn't even started E
so yeah, by far the worst

Just beat a girl up and force your self on her
Women are weak and can be KO'd with a single punch

oh yeah well I'm a 30 year old with a gimp leg haha

>I'm shy teehee

Utterly pathetic. You're just lazy. You need to go and put in work.

Spoken like a true Chadlite who never had to try anyway

Where's Crona these days? Haven't see hiiieeer in ages.

I'm an actual incel. I approach women with no success.

Back on HRT and still doing drugs

>trannies are the thots of Jow Forums
Well pls stop shitting up thread with your teehee faggotry.

Havent wanked in a week laddos

Miss all the norf posting Tbh lads

Aw lad, what happened to your leg?

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Poor lass. Is she going to uni next year?

Who's the best though

the only one that made me laugh was the Thanos gauntlet one

Bought it a gimp costume and dressed it up

trananon

i did 7 days nofap becuase of illness then when i had a wank i felt like id been kicked in the balls for about 3 hours, really worried me for a bit, i could hardly stand up or walk

Unironically Tilde dont fucking @ me

dubtrack.fm/join/britfeel-lids
post tunes or i might kms unironically
jk i won't obv, just being a cunt

it's not even been a deliberate thing I just havent been bothered. Might see how long I can last now though

>that haven't cummed in ages post wank pain

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The one that doesn't post.

homeless chan is the sweetest
smol is the filthiest
chloe is the least intrusive

>all homeless in the UK to be exterminated by 2027

How do we feel about this?

Obese, smokers and alcoholics next I hope

And gamblers *stares*

>He hasn't even got max level fishing on WoW

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Well, that's about enough shitposting on Jow Forums for tonight me thinks.

Just another day at the virtual office.

Yeah I'm the one LARPing as a Muslim on brit/pol/

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Have you drank before ebin?

Wish I could be one of those guys who goes for a quick shit, they're like I want to go to the shops I'll just have a quick shit first. I take about 40 minutes.

seriously this is the reason nofap is shit

it's like the orgasm is too much to get out

>Gambling "Problem"
>Won 175 quid over the weekend
>Won over 100 quid over the course of the world cup
>Just withdrew 180 of my 288 betting account balance to fund a new wardrobe

nope, never been in a situation for it

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I did a number on you.

nutty neets when

congratulations on the worst post in britfeel history

>>all homeless in the UK to be exterminated by 2027
What? Is the purge becoming real or something?

>nope, never been in a situation for it
You don't have to be "in a situation". Just go to the offie and get a few tins. You should give it a go.

A new wardrobe as in, new sets of clothing. Not a physical wardrobe. I still don't know what clothes to buy or where to buy them.

Think I might try jeans for the first time

Imagine being this much of a newfag lmao

iktf
my old housemate was that guy, he was so casual about shitting, for me it's a whole ordeal that can last upwards of 20 minutes in bad times.

>buying clothes instead of washing them
damn

veery few of them are homeless

Yep.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45162892

Every gambler I know says this, start documenting every bet and transaction you make on one of those live tracking sites like pro sports bettors do. Funny how they suddenly all go down to profiting barely a few units at most and slowly all stop tracking there losses.

What do you usually wear?originally published

That just means they want to move people off the streets and into slums.

How have you never worn jeans before?
I think cargo shorts would look really cool.

This. Or they're disgusting druggies/alkies who deserve to be on the streets

Once did md with some mates and spent a good hour going on about how empty and shit my life is and how I have no friends haha

Now they occasionally check in that I haven't killed myself

Yes... the "slums"

20 minutes isn't bad, for me it's 10-20 minutes of shitting, then about 10-20 minutes of wiping. But that's the days when I eat healthy. If I've had a junk food day it'll take longer. I went to the doctors about it and they couldn't find what is causing it.

looks like Peckham lad is getting some new neighbours

>10-20 minutes of wiping.
what

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Mum washes my clothes fairly often

A pair of addias tracksuit bottoms, a plain matalan t shirt and a plain back mountain warehouse fleece and now some asics patriot 9s I bought for running last year, its my only set of clothes I go outside in. Inside I wear some pyjama type things now. I need new footwear too

Don't know, just never happened.

>with some mates
>I have no friends
hmm

Autistic lazy self-righteous SMELLY neets next I hope ;)

i actually meant to say saddest, you are a living sitcom character

my friend group is literally 4-5 people that's it
just one group