please help r9k i dont know what to do
>be me, 18, come home and my mom is on the verge of tears
>whatswrongmom.png
>my stomach hurts user dont worry
>do the dishes like a good boy
>do my laundry
>fold the families towels
>walk the dogs
>extra gbp
>sitting with my mom
>how are you feeling?
>im just upset user we will talk about it tomorrow
>w-was is something i did?
>yes youre a part of it but i dont want to get into it tonight user
at this point i freak the fuck out
>go upstairs
>check the only thing that could have caused this
>ohno.gif
>probably $200 worth of underwear, leggings, tights, dresses, a couple dresses, even a chastity cage gone
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
what the fuck do it do
im shaking
please help im about to go take my car and wreck it into the trees at 140 and pray i die
My mom found all the panties i stole 5 years ago from her what do i do
uhhh I was about to say "they're my gfs" but shit idk now
>is she hot(?_?)
Lol get fucking fucked. Hopefully she tosses your ass out.
I always seem to think these are fake tho :/
you've gotta update us when tomorrow comes
that doesn't sound that bad desu
just say you did it when you were 13 and forgot about it, she'll understand, 13yo boys are idiots who would fap to an exposed ankle
she will know they are hers, the dresses were supposed to go for sale but i hid them away
and i guess people have told me shes a milf but i swear im bot into that
I think your best bet is to just come clean and admit to it. Lieing would only dig you a deeper grave. Seeing as how they havent kicked you out already, id say your odds of being forgiven are very good.
Time to pack your bags, drive that car to another city and start a new life there. Try to get the chastity cage and some more clothes first though,
>always seem to think these are fake tho :/
This
But I want to believe
i dunno man we watched all of bates motel like the past year or two what if she tries to make that connection?
That's what you get for being a degenerate little faggot
I'd do what suggests
but good to know./
why did you have them anyway lolol
if i still had all of them id post proof, anything you can think of otherwise i could post as proof? ill timestamp
>be me
>13-present
>bite into trap meme
>i actually pass really well
end my life
at least she didnt find my dildos
zoinks scoob, like, user is done for
I haven't seen bates motel but I'm guessing there's an incestuous element?
Honestly she's probably just disappointed that you would steal from her. If you want, tell her some story like "I was taking pics to prove to guys that I had a girlfriend".
te boy is crazy and turns into his mother as a second personality and dresses up like her
honestly that would be a great plan if there were just panties and no chastity cage
Good luck user you're really gonna need it i mean REALLY gonna need good luck
Leave, And never go back. just pack up. no way to recover. time for you to go anyways.
very cleverrrrrrrr
holy mother fucking originaloi fuck zebra
its time you abandon your family user you've gone too far'
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN
THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES.
The correct awnser is you shouldnt have bren such a fucking fag.
This is probably your best bet. Lieing any more like the other anons suggest would just put you in more shit
thats easy for you to say when you dont have to tell your mother you get off on dressing up like a girl
This thread is full of idiots
OP just say that you went through a crossdressing phase and tried out a bunch of clothes to look more girly.
and the cock cage?
My pp got 25 yrs no parole for murdering them piss flaps mom
Top kek, post proofs faggot
Hahaab imagine lying about this for attention, thats somehow more pathetic
"mom, what the hell? That is my personal stuff. I am old enough to enjoy a sexual fetish of buying panties from amateur porn stars. Many people do it. Now stop freaking out already."
youre welcome, been there done that
>probably $200 worth of underwear, leggings, tights, dresses, a couple dresses, even a chastity cage gone
No sympathy for faggots. I hope she disowns you
Why cant you just explain you are gay?
>chastity cage
your mom had a chastity cage?
>even a chastity cage
It's over
no seriously, a mother seeing a cock cage is mindbreak tier, especially with her own stolen underwear, but that cuck cage pretty much locks it in
Either secede from the house and family or end your life at this point, there is no redemption, there is no manipulation, there is no forgiveness, only the deepest shame and revilement will remain in her heart
She had the faintest expectations for grandchildren too i bet, despite your obvious autistic predilections, but now she knows there is nothing left, there is no good in you, her spawn has become the lowest of scum
>TFW both of my younger and older sisters are degenerate roasties
>TFW I have managed to remain pure
>TFW I am their last chance at a successful child
Lotsa pressure I tell you what
>mom found the panty pantry
tell her it's from the girls you sleep with
i'm praying this is fake for your sake
>degenerate roasties while i remain pure
That literally means they have a higher chance of pregnancy, but i understand what you mean
try your best to find a pure girl user, dont let the anecdotal evidence of r9k and mgtowers sway your convictions
That was always the plan mate. But my sisters are litterally the sterotypes of roasties, lost their virginities before 18 and certainly way before marridge. Older sister spent all of colledge drinking and probably worse shit while partying in nightclubs, now working at chik fil a, while my younger sisters room is litterally full of weed and empty alchohol bottles. Meanwhile I just graduated HS this june, have never touched weed or booze and am still a virgin [which is a pretty big deal in my family]
Feels good man, but it's a hell of a lot of pressure knowing if you don't succeed your parents will basically regard their marridge as a total failure.
Tell her you were going to sell them because there's a good market to be found in creepy men on the internet who like buying used panties. Fuckin I dunno.
>[which is a pretty big deal in my family]
Good or bad, like their proud or are you getting derided?
Anyway if you're going to college, go for a cheap yet respected one, DO NOT GO FOR THE STATE MEME, go for an institute of tech, CHOOSE ENGINEERING OR COMP SCI, DO NOT DEVIATE FROM THOSE 2 CATEGORIES
Engineering was what I was planning on going into. And I meant remaining a virgin till marridge was always preached in my family
Good shit user
My sister and I went to the same institute of tech, she did industrial engineering while i did art
She interned at big name shit and outta college she now makes 70k starting at Goldman Sachs
I mean im doing fine myself at 40-50k but man comparing ourselves I JUSTED myself
im a 25 year old virgin and i just got my first gf, a qt italian girl who I added on fb outta the blue and after the 3rd date revealed she's also a virgin
The point being, patience is a virtue that might pay off, and always make smart choices
Too many people playing things fast and loose fucking up their lives. I'm right there with you bro.
Post pics of the panties Op