Be female

>perfect personality
>sexist alt-right beliefs
Try again, sweetie

>Be man
>Don't be a social autist

Congrats you made it too

>dont really need to, dadbod is just as good if not better
what's dadbod?

That is only true for about 30% of the female population that got natural good looks.

I understand the joke, but you "only" need to be in the top 20% of the local population to have success as a male. Of course it means top 20% earners, looks and smarts.

Bitch, it is not like you know what you want.

You make even more money just becoming a cam whore after those 8 months - without actually having to fuck anyone.

You can be intelligent and have "alt-right" beliefs (that means that you are a traumatized poor-fuck), you can be rich and have the same beliefs (that means that you are just stupid), but it is impossible to be intelligent, rich AND believe in that bullshit, all at the same time.

what if i'm a rather serious person and usually not funny?

Skinnyfat / musclefat

what about strongfat?

Decent arms and shoulders but some fat too and a belly. You can tell he was probably more fit once but let himself go a little. Like a stereotypical dad

>lot of femanon here-tier posts this past week
>all probably from the same faggot fishing for easy (you)s

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any male with any brain that knows how logic and nature works is alt right.

cringe

Unless you are literally one of the few leaders/messiahs, alt-right is just another collectivist ideology validating your beta male/cuck instincts.
No real male will look for a savior beyond himself, they might pretend to support collectivist ideologies and behavior, but they do so only to further their own individualistic goals.
On a sidenote, that is why ancaps cant win, even with a superior ideology - it will always be profitable for a smart and strong individual to seek control the masses,too profitable to give up in name of ethics or an ideology.

>.., no need for a strong jawline as long as...
I agree in all except for this. I'm a permabeard guy due to a weak jaw and I look like shit without it. Not a single look I get from girls when shaved.

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>be a female
>puberty hits you like a truck of peace and you end up 6'3
>do you volleyball? you as well might
>leave your team after HS
>put on shitton of weight
Godzilla mode is the only option for us who were denied traditional fragile petite figures. Get ready to be mogged by braphog, you manlets.

Shut up roastie, you don't know what you want.
>be rich not really
AYY LMAO

>tfw too small to play volleyball

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P-post bod my orc goddess

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>looking for a excuse to be fat
Fuck, pull yourself together. Everybody looks better when he/she is not the size of a planet. I'm 6'4 and would die for a qt giant gf to breed with

its harder for women to do that of course, but yes, they do have it easier... makes sense though, they are fucking weaklings

Bro I've been told I'm an 8 by chicks in looks and they hate my personality because of my autistic love for anime but i still fuck them you're basically retarded if you aren't getting pussy

Post body.

Post body
>and by that I mean look online for an image to post, you larping fsggot

>Be all of this
>Don't have a job because disabled from Afghanistan war, but still have thots go crazy over my looks until they find out I can't work.
>Won't ever be able to make it.
Should have been fucking female.

>male
Yes
>fit
Yes
>tall
Yes
>10 inch dick
9 inch. Real 10 inchers don't exist anyway, or are as rare as diamond. The biggest guy I've seen in porn is about 9. Dicks over that are just a myth.
>strong jawline
Yes
>chin
Yes
>blue or green eyes
The fuck is wrong with dark brown eyes, pussy?
>no skin defects
I have scars but that's about it
>gay alien skull
What
>perfect personality
Who the fuck has the right to judge that? I like my personality, who the fuck cares about the opinions of others
>be intelligent
I'm a smart boy (I think)
>be rich
I'll get there eventually.

Guess I'm perfect, huh?

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>I think I'm a smart boy
I have bad news for you

N-no...
My mommy says I'm smart!

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>be female
>do diet
>period comes
>stop doing diet
>get fat
The story of my life

I would like for you to sit on my face if you weren't larping

post body and hold card proving its you cuz I'm calling bullshit

...you just want to see my dick don't you?

According to Jow Forums this """woman""" has """made""" it

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>doing a diet
>not changing your diet

College and under girls dgaf about wealth. They'd date you if you were jobless but are in a band or DJ at EDM festivals.

Would fuck. Would marry if she's over 5'9", but not otherwise.

Guarantee you she can get betabux all the way to her 50s

>Asian
>relatively in shape
>qt
>looks like she might hold a white collar job

Yup she definitely made it would breed with

wrong
>be female
>already made it

>alt-right is just another collectivist ideology validating your beta male/cuck instincts.
are you one of those guys that think fat nazis are alt right or one of those guys that think Milo is alt right

>Be male
>Don't lift
>Earn a 6 figure salary
>Made it

>female
>making it
No way fag

>be female
>be fat
>make it because 1/3rd of men are fat fetishists

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>be male
>be ugly
>get fit
>already made it

>be female
>shitty facial features with small boobs and ass
>spend hundreds of thousands of dollars with plastic surgery
>already made it

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>be male
Yes
>be fit
Yes
>be tall
Kinda... 6'1 counts?
>have a 10 inch dick
23cm, I can't into American measuring units
>have a strong jawline
Hopefully yes
>have a chin
Err... yes
>have blue or green eyes
Blue
>dont have any skin deffects
End of acne treating, so not so much
>dont have a gay alien skull
What?
>have a perfect personality
I dunno... Female friends tell I'm funny, then I get friendzoned...
>be intelligent
Hopefully, both in high grades and in not giving a shit
>be rich
Working on it

But this test doesn't work pretty well...

A gay alien skull would be something like this I think

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I get it. Then no, not gay alien skull. Got glasses tho.

beeing ugly and making it
What is this , a fucking joke?

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what a fucking shitty larper, fuck off cunt

>just be yourself bro

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It doesn't have to be real for any of you mongols to get the point, does it? Bitches don't have a single clue what the fucking want in a man and its up to men to introduce things. Once women identify the top percentile of males that leaves shitheads like me behind and it's not impossible to get girls, but it's impossible to have the relationship that I want with them.

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>is like more than enough if used right
Exactly I want to be able just try and slide into a girl and see her writhe I'm pleasure

just change the way you fucking eat. if you always eat well and maybe do some exercise you could afford to eat a bit shit for a couple of days a month

>1/3rd

It's no fair! I didn't ask to be a social autist!

meant 1 in 3, lol.

Feminan here. I have irregularly disfigured meat flaps for my pussy. Haha and last week I pooped my pants then some of the poop got into my vagina hole. Haha

Get out of here. I'm here to laugh at insecure autistic man-children, not hear my own opinions.

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thats the same thing. its just that it's wrong

probably 3/4ths of men would be fine with the body you posted.

>be female
>eat unhealthy at a bit of uncomfortableness/stress
Great mental fortitude there.

Ladies want to feel adored and desired. Can you consistently do things to make them feel that way?

She has done all she can to make it. Can't change face without plastic surgery or something, and that can come out looking creepy.

>three quarterths

You're on Jow Forums, were you expecting facts?

by not being fat she's as good as she can get

>just be funny
what if I'm LITERALLY the goose?

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then you're loose

pls no bully

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Yes she has Stacy

would have her as my trophy wife if I was a billionaire/10

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tee hee

>inb4 200 unique snowflakes saying they prefer Becky

Amen

>not fucking Stacy and marrying Becky

Not gonna make it

>male, check
>nope, eternal skinnyfat
>6'3, check
>nope, average (which looks smaller because tall)
>I can't tell
>yes I think
>brown
>scar inbetween my eyes, flat mole on side of forehead
>too scared to take side pic and find out
>am loser and asshole a lot of the time
>intelligent enough to know how stupid I really am
>earned a chunk of cash working, about to piss it all away studying
Come ooooon reincarnation.

Fite me irl

some guys say they prefer average looking women but only because they can actually believe the Becky would be willing to give a chance to them, unlike the Stacy

No your not you liar. If you were really were all those things girls wouldn’t give a fuck about your “alt right” beliefs. Maybe potential gfs but one night stands won’t care.

Very clear case of someone severely overestimating themselves. Your an intel because you aren’t as good looking as you may think

>intel

but I use a GTX

Stacy has no interest in men that are anything less than pic related

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Stacy prefers money and status over anything

The real goal is having money status and body

I know this dude irl. His name is Colin. I trained with his trainer. Dude is a super cool guy, always happy to see someone and meet them. I don't really think he needs to much pussy (or any) to be happy. I try to be like him socially, but I don't have the confidence desu.

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You are delusional, it isn't normal to like that. You don't have a normal healthy sexuality.

Stacy will pretend to be a loyal trophy wife to her filthy rich husband and then cuck him with the gigachad

Timestamp or gtfo

>neither husband nor gigachad end up with good relationship
So bottom line is that Stacys don't matter

This

the only way to get a good relationship is being utterly pathetic and finding someone who is pathetic as you

true love is a ugly/poor privilege, because if you are one of these things people you judge you by your content, not by what you look or what you own

You might need to hide your power-level until you fuck them

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true, hot girls with small tits always have something to prove. They're bigger sluts than milk mommies.For every guy insecurity there is a girl insecurity if not more