>ate over 5000 calories in under an hour
AMA
Ate over 5000 calories in under an hour
What was the first thing you ate?
undoubtedly meat-something
Give us a rundown, fatboy. I wish I had that sort of capacity.
Ice cream but original
congratulations you fat fuck
A shit ton of icecream, shit ton of peanuts, then shit ton of hot dogs, then shit ton of cold cuts
Nice. You're really living.
self control doesnt exist anymore apparently
Do you watch child porn?
What original flavor of ice cream and is it your favorite flavor?
I think my favorite flavor is mint chocolate but I don't know.
Have you ever watched/shared porn with a child under the age of 15?
Yes, mint ice cream is good even without the chocolate chips. Though some say it tastes like toothpaste.
Coconut ice cream is also good. Haagen Dazs has good coffee ice cream.
just meat? no rice, no beans, no mashies?
I have not coconut ice cream before but I sure do love coconuts. I'll try that when I can afford the calories
I'm more into older women. 70+ years old
Beans are too greesy for me
nice. I currently feel like I'm about to die because I drank a pot of coffee and didn't eat much. and I'm too lazy to go make food. I hate how everything in my kitchen takes an hour to cook. (meat, vege, potatoes, rice) it's all so tiresome. I just want like 6 hot pockets
how much do you weigh?
originalkuiukyky
i wish i could do this i need to gain weight so bad
i'm a skelly with a coffee addiction
i usually get around 1000 calories in an entire day
I only had some spaghetti and meatballs and bread from cheesecake factory today.
eating is for eaters
consuming is revolting
how would snack cakes even exist without extremely low IQ buyers
no one else does that
the modern world was a mistake
>consuming is revolting
I hate being an organic being. Why is everything so gross?
>You know that qt in your class? She has actual shit inside of her body
>The person you respect the most? He shits a few times every week
>You consider yourself a clean person? You, as an organic being can never be clean. You are full of waste, slime, tubes, puss, and feces
Sounds like you have an arbitrary neurotic hang-up about shit.
It's our vulnerabilities that make us human and likable. Wanting to be an unapproachable being of pure perfection is mega autismo.
I'm not that other guy and this is a very dumb post. On the contrary, it's quite natural for thinking and reflective biological beings to have a certain resentment of their own nature. This is borne out by history. Your post requires you to ignore all the ugliness of being human that you know darn well is the case.
Why would I want to be approached and liked by disgusting beings if I myself wasn't disgusting? You're thinking on a human level, and only worried about whether you are liked or not.