/nz/ thread

botany here
not a robot though so hate me if you want

we could go bowling

>tfw fuckedchurch

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are you a qt girl? originally of course

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no i am a boy
there are no girls on here in auckland silly

Why cant i find a low self esteem big titty zelda loving robot gf?

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go bowling with me anyways
you live near xtreme right?

there some kind of car show in panmure or something? seen a different r34 gtr everyday since last week

>superior flag edition
kiII yourseIf

They're right next to the Australians who have weaponized autism

Hey man, I'm in the area
What did you have in mind?

Any other robots in the hell that is south Auckland

you guys listen to the music of our people right?
youtube.com/watch?v=5kwIkF6LFDc

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i dont like maoris.
they scare me.

#KiwiNotIwi

oh wow, racist much? our multicutural society has no room for your bigotry.

t. tamati waka nene

I do but i dont wanna go bowling

well what do you want to do then fren

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what's happenin friends

Hey man I'm keen for bowling!

Hey, anyone in Palmerston Nth?

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bost discorderino

Somebody make nz version of boomer meme asking me if I caught the game last night, then looking at me like I'm a psychopath when I say I don't watch rugby.

how about you make nz version of my dick in your tight little ass faget

calm down, faggot. you are the one fantasizing having your dick in a guys ass.

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>assert dominance over man and pound his ass deeply
>gay
That's literal masculinity

Dunners checking in

sup anna

>tfw i introduced Anna to Jow Forums
i fucked up

you're a terrible person then

that sounds like something Anna would say

sorry man, I'm not her.

>sorry
don't be, fuck that cunt

What happened between you two? She's only been nice when talking to me.

As an Anna I must ask for clarification.

hey anna

one minute shes all like omg user i love you so fucking much and then she's like fuck i hate you and then it's over
shit's fucked

a bit unstable aye? Sorry to hear that happened to you man.

whos anna? why does she matter.

thanks if youre sincere but it was a long time ago, im mostly over it but there's still that pain buried deep down that i can't ever escape

I am, but I guess any sort of breakup will do that though. However I have no reason to dislike her personally, she's always been nice when we chat, assumine we're even talking about the same person.

qt girls(male) auckland?

>but I guess any sort of breakup will do that though
I've had other breakups, didn't really care about any of them. This one cut me deep. I'm not trying to tell you how to feel about her if it is her, my emotional baggage is none of your concern, i was just calling her a cunt on behalf of my feelings/experiences.

what made it so much worse?

what is it with you kiwis and the colour black? you are starting to make me worried

Oh you know, just the fact that she stole my heart, rammed a spike into it as hard as she could then threw it in the garbage.

ouch, maybe it's not the same person then

Probably not. Where does this Anna you know live?

tfw no anna gf to break my heart

ahh auckland. She's just a nice person I talk to online sometimes. I thought she would be in this thread actually, that's why I said hi.

Depends on the Anna you are talking about :^)

This is now an aus thread, clearly the more superior region.

Who here in melbs wanna fuggggg

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so you are here Annalise, why are you ignoring me D:

>ahh
What's with the pause user, are you hiding something from me? You wouldn't just go on the 4chans and lie to me now, would you?

kiwi accents are ugly as fuck lol

that's not what ur middie was tellin me last night cuz

aussies get in here we are taking over
4152 reporting in

no, I was just reluctant to say it

Go back to China cunts.

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Ok i'll believe you for now but you better not ever betray me like she did.

>but you better not ever betray me like she did.
hard to do when I don't even know you

>tfw you know some dude in auckland is furiously tapping f5 to talk to his ex on a anime enthusiast website
what a time to be alive

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any lower hutt fags in here?

>implying I'm capable of getting a gf
you give me way too much credit

>refreshing a thread in 2018
Nobody actually does this.

>BREAKING NEWS
>On the front page of stuff

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Wait, things actually happen in this country?

they don't call it the 24 hour news cycle for nothing

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Just watched this

youtube.com/watch?v=mUR9U6Srj7g

God this country is embarrassing, first our pm has a bastard child during her term and now this.

>tfw eating nutella breadsticks and pineapple lumps paid for by wagies taxes whilst watching my favorite autistic streamer with my kitten
Anybody else /comfyasfuck/?

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>"Maori" band
>Literally 3 blonde kids
Why the fuck does this happen?
Pretty good music tho.

Ackshually they're 1/12th native New Zealandian, stop being a racist maybe?

wkwNsd
Simple server for kiwis. Don't know if there's an NZ server still around, so I made a new one.

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Based WINZNeet

The maori language actually suits metal pretty well and it looks like Alien Weaponry are set to be the next big thing, 1 mil views in 3 months is pretty big for an NZ metal band.

Who /vic/ here
Ready for the name change?

This thread was such a disappointment. Is it just me or are nz posts/prelies awkward.

/vic/ reporting in. Lets laugh at this pathetic attempt at a thread. I always knew nz fags were pathetic. This just proved it.

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