ITT : Epiphany stories

>be me
>furfag
>just a complete fucking furfag
>have a fA, dA, the whole nine yards
>very involved in the furry fandom as a whole
>have an epiphany one day
>holy shit its jesus
>he whispers in my ear
>"you will never be able to afford a fursuit"
>as quickly as he appeared before me, he fucks right off
>just sit there dumbfounded
>cry

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>be me
>furfag
stopped reading desu

just like make your own fursuit bro XD

That's pretty crazy. Average is 5k. Maybe you're better off doing it yourself.

im a furfag too but i dont participate in any of the community or anything, just dont care.

>furfag

disgusting, go fuck a dog or something

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either direct me to the loli board or stop pretending that it's still 2004. either is fine.

>be me
>furfag
>think suits are horrible and scary looking
>save myself $5000 by not being a degenerate
>feels good man

Fur suits are a cult mindset, desu. You want one because its a status symbol and nothing else.

this user gets it.
t. furry that hates suiters and the suits they wear

Have you tried not being a self absorbed cunt and realizing you dont need a ludicrously expensive suit who will only appreciate it because you can say you own one.

t. Another furfag that realizes its just a status symbol

we should chat together and not ERP that way we can be the outcasts of the outcasts of the outcasts.

No thanks, Im not going to make the mistake of talking to another furfag thats so full of himself. Been there done that.

Furfags are such an amazing source of income if you have any talent in the field of visual arts or material design.

what made you think i'm full of myself user?

>Be me
>15
>Start going on Jow Forums
>Read all about gay sex and prostate orgasms and things like that
>Somewhere in my head I hear "I'm gay"
>Start shaving my legs, doing cardio and being a worthless human bean
>Shove shit up my butt
>Don't even really like it all that much just searching for muh prostate orgasm
>Start eating my own semen and doing homo shit like that
>Realize how fucking retarded this all is
>Start fapping to girls again

You fags threw me a curveball and I hit it out of the fucking park, good job me you fucking retard.

Your Original Post gave me enough info to deduce that youre too involved in the fandom to the point that its going to be your main conversation point

so glad I never went furry

which post? i'm not trying to be coy, i'm really curious because i'm not actually involved in the fandom at all really and i don't want to give the wrong impression.

but at what price, user. you're literally shoveling digital shit at this point

Its fucking obscene how rich furfags are, like seriously they blow thousands of dollars on fursuits and art and shit.

Are you not the OP that started this thread? Im talking about the OP of this thread

Thats cause theyre all the white kids that went to private schools lmao

yeah no i'm not OP user. was me.

nah nigga that's me

>draw two male anthropomorphic wolves having anal sex
>make $100
And you get to make a disabled person happy as well.

you missed the key info here:
user doesn't like that! reeeeeeee

i thought they were all prole trash
i guess that won't work anymore for your purposes, though, right

My bad. Im using names now cause I feel like an even bigger ass than I was trying to be

Sure, gimme dat telegram boi
Origian

it's okay fren, that kind of thing is bound to happen.

the key info is that drawing porn, let alone, furry porn, is not the best career choice for most people who have a modicum of control over their sexual urges.

counterpoint: porn is the only art form that hasn't been completely overwhelmed by ugliness because it's also the only art form where things have to look like anything
you can't fake an erection

what

theres realism and all the other isms

erections can also be faked and males can be raped

>be me
>asexual
>dont like or want sex myself
>draw animal people doing sex things
>is easy
>get paid
???