Milk Girls

It happened again bros,

I froze.
Like a deer in the headlights, I tried to speak but words wouldn't come out.
I tried to look her in the eyes, but I averted my gaze.
I tried to at least smile, but I kept automatically walking with no smile.

I can't keep doing this bros, I'm getting old (28) and I haven't got my own shit in order; despite a degree I have no full-time work, I'm constantly renting, I don't have a car...

I'm so tired, I see these girls once every maybe one-hundred days and I blow my chances everytime, I feel angry at myself, then them like an incel would, then I get really fucking down on all the things I've failed and.

I'm tired of flabby girls who are average, I just want to feel like I can at least try to get the women I want, but lithe nymphets with G cups breasts are rare AND almost always have bfs who I KNOW are better than me. It's how the world is.

How much longer do I need to focus on myself and improve before these feelings subside? How much fucking longer bros?

Also I deadlift in oly shoes, will I die?

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try tinder. it's a crapshoot but at least then your 0 social skills won't get in the way

>I can't keep doing this bros, I'm getting old (28) and I haven't got my own shit in order; despite a degree I have no full-time work, I'm constantly renting, I don't have a car...
Welcome to 2018 you're not alone.

Today a grill told me I have nice eyebrows, so I said "thanks, do you want them? I could shave them and give them to you"
Surprisingly she kept talking to me and kept saying stuff like "I can't believe you don't wax them" so absent mindedly I responded "I got them at Woolies for a discount"
It's better to keep your mouth shut rather than let your autism through bros, I'm not gonna fucking make it

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if she kept talking to you after saying "thanks, do you want them? I could shave them and give them to you", i don't see why she'd be repulsed by you saying "I got them at Woolies for a discount"

>How much fucking longer bros?
>Welcome to 2018 you're not alone.
>I'm not gonna fucking make it

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It's so hard to find girls with massive udders.

>she kept talking to me
She probably thought you were funny. That's honestly not the worst way to respond to someone commenting on your fucking eyebrows, beats the fuck out of
>th-thanks

Even if you focus on yourself you still have to do everything else.

Even if you already have everything you start at nothing when trying to get a girl because she has something you want.

>It's so hard to find girls with massive udders.
Who's not fat.
Fatties are everywhere. It's the lithe, hell even the slightly-chubby that are impossible.
I'm not happy, like OP I'm just burnt the fuck out on women I'm not 'tat' attracted to i.e. Settling.
And yet, if I don't take what I can get I'm worried I'll return to my autistic early 20's where I got zero anything.

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>I'm tired of flabby girls who are average

You sound decidedly below average yourself buddy.

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>I don't have a car
Nigga, if you're in the US you can get a car for under $2k that will be acceptable. Just get one that has a clean interior and good paint. I got one of these for $1400 and have never had a problem with girlfriends complaining about it being too old or whatever

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>you still have to do everything else.
>you start at nothing when trying to get a girl
Really sucks. But it's also why scumbags can easily get women; they have nothing to lose and everything to gain.
And yet one wrong move by an otherwise regular guys and you get #metoo'd, after which you might as well kys because you are done.

>told I'm very handsome and good looking by numerous women including complete strangers
>try OKC/Tinder and get some matches
>nothing but completely dry and mundane conversations that lead to nowhere
Just end me.

>I'm tired of flabby girls who are average, I just want to feel like I can at least try to get the women I want, but lithe nymphets with G cups breasts are rare AND almost always have bfs who I KNOW are better than me. It's how the world is.

>that 28 year-old socially defective loser boomer with no job or social status who has a disproportionate sense of self-entitlement

Amazing.

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I have zero problems with women and getting laid in general but goddamn do I freeze up around titcows.

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>but goddamn do I freeze up around titcows.
Hello fren

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>Just end me.
Bro, when you start to run out just go for the number. They're either in to you or not, no point wasting time on those that only want attention.
Besides on the internet/apps they can have hot guys on tap, you lose your advantage.

>t. that 'that boomer' poster who believes that 28 is old, not having money-sinks is somehow bad, and that having goals and desires is wrong.

OP doesn't have any of that.

who here pic related (even the dfc fags)

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No but he's equally entitled and needs to cut that childish shit out.

let me guess, you're putting these women on a pedestal because you're a virgin (or at the least undersexed) which causes you to sperg out when you're around one you like. i'm also guess you have lots of issues with anxiety you don't really know how to get around.

thankfully, i have the cure for you.

since you're on this board, i assume you're already lifting. it won't solve your problems, but it will help. that's step one.

step two: kratom when you're in a social situation or know you'll be around girls you want to fuck. it'll chill you out and make you a fun guy, basically puts you in a positive mood. use it before a date or social situation, but don't become overly reliant.

step three: no fap/no porn. I've been off porn for three months now, and have fapped maybe three times since then. the amount of anxiety i feel around random thots has gone done tremendously.

/titsguy/ reporting in
Recently converted over a few years ago. A perfect natural round pair of tits on a Jow Forums body is like the 4 leaf clover of women.

>kratom
Illegal in Australia, so if OP is here then what other option does he have?
>tfw also undersexed and it feels very like a real problem

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>old w126
Nigga, patrician taste. w124 here

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>Recently converted over a few years ago.
Welcome brother. And agreed. Preferred size if you could pick?

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The girl on the left of this webm
She's never going to let you love her user
give up

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girl in my office wore those pants yesterday with those exact ass proportions. Asses like that deserve to be eaten.

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who is that dickdoll?

I nice pair of D or even Cs are lovely.

Some 16yo apparently, and a 32 H cup fyi.

>w124
Eeey, I rolled in a '95 E300 diesel for a long time. Comfy days

tiddie guy here, i just want milkies man, give me the fucking milkies now!

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>that face
Wipe off the makeup and she'd have a 3/10 face at best.

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who cares? the make up is on, so it's all good in the hood
who tho?

Not bad choices.

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here fren :)

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>Wipe off the makeup and she'd have a 3/10 face at best.
Would you still smash for one night tho?

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>Some 16yo apparently,

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The virgin cope

Unironically based and redpilled

I have a thing for old cars that look nice still.

>t. Boomer who took everything, fucked it all up, still wants more, and tells you to be grateful for scraps
I cannot wait until all boomers start to die off. I for on am putting my cunt parents in a home to rot and live in delirium until they die.

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To me reading those lines it honestly sounds like you just made some good bant

This

Dude, you're letting your own self-loathing blind you. She kept talking to you because she thought you were funny, but you're treating it like you spaghetti'd out.

t. Succeslet

>"dude you're such a beast haha. i dont know what you do but you should keep doing it. i wonder what you'll look like in a few months" girl with big tits i met on tinder
>"wat do you mean how i'll look? dont i look good? why a beast am i ugly?"
>"ummm never said that. oh i forgot something inside"
She never came back outside and texted me:
>"umm sorry i felt weirded out maybe next time we can hang."

I didn't reply I just drove off and jacked off crying to sleep. Jesus Christ I'm so retarded. I don't know why I get so offensive with everybody thinking they are making fun of me or challenging my manhood. Just 2 weeks ago I almost got into a fistfight over some stupid shit too at Trader Joes. I was literally acting like a ghetto nigger.

Anyways I still have a chance with the girl since she sent a snap(face with red hearts as eyes) after I uploaded a video of me boxing but still I don't know how to act around people. I just wish I had self confidence but I lack it. Most people think I'm a slayer but in reality I haven't touched a vagina in 3 years no lie. I just wish to feel and suck some tits. Play with them and stare at them. I love tits man but they always seem a hand away. This girl has some beautiful bazoongas. From the pics I've seen they are asymmetrical(seriously it gives them character and personality), nice brown tinge on the nipple(mexican girl), the nipple point is fucking beautiful the size of herseys chocolates and the base just the right size, nice C-cups on a 5'2 130lbs frame, brapper ass, and a slim waste for a girl that thick. I sometimes call her "Dog the Bounty Hunters Mexican Wife". She gets offended but I think it's hilarious

Anyways I'm gonna go do some jumping rope and pullups I'M FUCKING SAD.

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big milky udders are truly the intellectuals choice

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>nice brown tinge on the nipple
dropped

This is an ugly kike

what you say doesnt matter, its how you say it

guys i fucking love my girlfriend but she has B cups and a big ass on a pear shaped body. how do i cope with her lack of milkers

Did you accidentally post before adding the "er" to "banter", or do you use the word "banter" so often you've shortened it to "bant"?

Man same

Theres this milf at my workplace, shes 3yrs older than me and has heart shaped butt, and flirts with me like crazy but idc how to fuck her (id bet my arm she wants it)
asked her what shes doing today in evening and when she replied nothing i told her to come over to my place and she just laughed, but goddamn.

She loves being touchy with me

man of culture right here

Why do you care so much

>I bet she wants it
What she wants is, attention.
she gets off doing all that touchy/flirty shit while not having to commit to anything(in this case getting fucked). Women do this all the time.
I would try texting back and asking 'coming or nah?" or something to get an answer. If you don't get to eat her ass, I would stop flirting with her, keep all contact professional, limit contact in the workplace.

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shoulda asked to get a drink ya dingus

lord have marcy...

Who are you quoting?

>when she turns to the camera and her face is prettier, too
all things considered the MOGGED one took it rather well.

Go live your life in a country better suited for you. Go bang 10/10 babes in Puerto Rico beach towns.
Make it where you’ll make it

WTF it was funny, I wish I could come up with shit like that on the spot

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don't ask her to get drinks. start touching her when you're alone in the office and see how she responds

if she responds positively isolate her and just get her to suck your dick