Conspiracy theories that you believe

The tech companies have formed an effective oligopoly and collude to control the public narrative and crush any competition through buyouts and organized disinformation campaigns.
They eat losses in certain ventures that give them power while bankrolling it through their other more profitable enterprises. It's an "acceptable loss" for the power that it gives them.
The companies need to be busted up, big time, just like we did with Bell back in the day. Same goes for the cable companies and movie production companies. Fuck them all.

I forgot elsagate
probably pizzagate too

>UFOs are actually a secret project from the us-millitary. They stole it from Nazi Germany
I could go more in to detail, if you want

Certain normie memes (such as Harambe, Killer Clowns, Kony 2012) are being used to control the US populace, and the biggest one of all is in office, continuously distracting and enraging the citizens of this country to blind us to what the REAL government is doing.

We would have been nuked by NK a LONG time ago if they actually gave a shit about Meme Man, or considered his threats legitimate, but they know hes just a figurehead, that he has no actual power.

This all started back with Kony. That was the governments test trial for Social Media Manipulation, and it worked far better than they could have possibly hoped. We all bought into it voluntarily, with the illusion that social media was a choice. They have completely divided the nation as being for or against the figurehead. Centrists are mercilessly devoured as being wrong on all accounts. Theyre setting the stage for a cultural war of immeasurable proportions, and one of these scandals is gonna end up getting the figurehead killed. When that happens, get ready for Civil War Part 2 brothers and sisters, because its gonna kick off like a fucking forest fire.

Why did we stop burning the ends of shoelaces to keep them together? The fucking JEWS, thats why, plotting their corporate takeover of the shoelace industry.

wait. has it been 73 years after 1945?

>Jewish control of entertainment/media
I thought this was common knowledge?

Black helicopters are organic life forms.

There are only about 10 people on Jow Forums but nobody knows because we're all user here

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Bigfoot is an alien spy reconing earth as a possible fueling station/space brothel. They are going to use our water as fuel and our asses like quarter rides in front of box stores. I have the documents on this collected by the Nazis who started ww2 to try and defeat colaberating world leaders.

There's a small pool of elites working within the entertainment industry to control the minds of the people.

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>estrogen being pumped into water

You don't even need a conspiracy theory for this. Xenoestrogens are well known, but no one really cares enough to stop making tons of plastic shit.

Russia probably did hack the election but the establishment democrats want to use the scenario for nefarious purposes similar to the Iraq War.

jesus christ user, this is literally elementary tier

The term "conspiracy theory" is meant to sound condescending just so 99% of people don't have to think for themselves or do their own research.

This.

I actually believe there's only a handful of us

Come to /x/ lads. We need more threads. Some threads are alright there. Especially in a woods threads

satan is the god of this earth

400 iq, you have ascended

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-Moon landing was a hoax
-Golf rumors (use caution)

I do NOT think this group is "the Jews."

As a matter of fact, they are mostly jews user...

I also believe that controlled anti-Semitism from places like Jow Forums serves to keep this group in power.

Then you guessed wrong, you literally are basing our position on watching from afar in your basic elementary stance, instead of following our footsteps.

We didn't come to the realization that jews have enormous power in america and therefore the world by mere chance and memes; Jow Forums when it wasn't a meme board, actually did its research and whenever something fishy caught up there were jews and jewery involved.

Here's quite an easy job for you to do, whenever you find a corrupt company and elites, check their nationality and heritage.
More often than not, when these people aren't the public display faces, they are mostly jews.

Jow Forums and Jow Forums proper is, and always has been, just another arm of the elitist opposition control. They use sites like this to spread corruptions of more legitimate conspiracy theories.
Are Jews involved in this conspiracy? Yes. Are all Jews involved in this conspiracy? No. Is this a Jewish conspiracy? By no means.
If you believe otherwise then (((they))) have already gotten to you.

>such a brainlet you believe in conspiracy theories

If a conspiracy was real do you think information on it would be readily available to the public domain? The most realistic conspiracy is that these othe conspiracies are disinformation to keep you from the actual important things happen unf behibd closes doors. What relevance do half of these even have? They're flights of fancy that you use to try to convince yourselves that you're too smart for the man to keep down, above the system....while you post on the clearnet via internet provided by your ISP, living inside a home with a mortgage. Lmfao

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>If a conspiracy was real do you think information on it would be readily available to the public domain?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKUltra
Stay bluepilled.

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>Jews involved in this conspiracy? Yes.
Yes and they represent the majority of its influence, in number and in power.
>Are all Jews involved in this conspiracy?
Of course not, if a nigger steals your bike it doesn't mean all of them did right?
>is, and always has been, just another arm of the elitist opposition control
I may ask you how long have you been here, becuase it's clear you don't know shit.
Jow Forums has been not-so-silently infiltrated because it started to strike fear into the elite, everyone knows moot cucked out and bent his back to the big throbbing cock of multiple corps and government arms that's also why other imageboards were born to freely discuss stuff, before they also degenerated

While i'm at it i'll post this.

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part 3-4

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The was in the middle east will never end. The US has the intelligence and the firepower to bomb every ISIS hideout multiple times. They choose not to do it because the US has the biggest boner for war and this lets them take all the taxpayer money they need.

Schools are intentionally trying to make all kids idiots so they don't question anything. Also the pledge of allegiance is an attempt brainwashing. Even though it doesn't work, they still force it on us.

part 5/1

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Blaming it all on "the Jews" while going into no additional detail about the Rothschilds or any other elite group only serves to progress your overlord's plans.
Again, this is not a Jewish conspiracy. There are too many non-jews involved and too many Jews on the good side to say so.

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pizzagate is real
the satanic panic in the 90's was justified and the media covered up the elites

>Also the pledge of allegiance is an attempt brainwashing.

Duh? It's a patriotic ritual designed to inspire loyalty. I don't think that motive is hidden though.

>a conspiracy that happened in the past and has been confirmed
vs
>giant three-dicked aliens live on the moon and every member of the government has child slaves

They're either confirmed or the info isn't there. If a conspiracy is leaked it soon becomes impossible to falsify. i.e. watergate. Keep thinking you're a special snowflake though

the titanic being an insurance scam gone wrong
the evidence is really convincing

Once upon a time something like MK Ultra was seen as on the same level as "giant three-dicked aliens livinh on the moon and every member of the government having child slaves." The thing about conspiracy theories is that, though most of them are bullshit, some of them are true. If you want a more recent example look as the Snowden leaks.
You're on serious bluepill if you think the government/elites/powers that be are completely honest with us all the time.

The moon is a giant satellite built by the US government during the cold war to spy on the Soviet Union and we've all been brainwashed to think that it was always there.

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>while going into no additional detail about the Rothschilds
>just posted a whole thread about them
Now stop being obtuse and use your wits for a second.
Imagine being a jew in one of the top positions of power, what would you do?
Your nation has been nomadic and has been exploiting every opportunity to find lucrative employments for the least amount of work, while at it these nomads have always had a strong national bond.
Don't you think favoritism, nepotism and time would simply increase the ratio of jews around higher positions of power?
Of course jews are not at the center of the conspiracy, they just happen to be the main face of it, but it doesn't change the fact that jews view gentiles as less than a jew, therefore they won't have problems eliminating them to fatten their pockets by mogrelizing whole continents of gentiles.

Jesuits

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That's way too extreme, why simply chose the alien space station route?

Mind control and reptillian people
Definitely this too. been attacked by many demonic beings, goblins, vampires, witches, ghouls, succubi, elves, shadow people, you name it

>That's way too extreme
as long as you have a budget anything is possible

>Don't you think favoritism, nepotism and time would simply increase the ratio of jews around higher positions of power?
We can agree on this. But there are too many diet Nazis that read stuff about "da joos" on Jow Forums and think that another genocide is what we need. These types keep the elites in power.

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That's a big amount of mass you have to take note of user, that's some space age tier construction work.

Why would you need to make it a moon when we have regular satellites that do that?

Jesuits and Zionists.

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This t b h, the Jews who they're mad about are actually pretend Jews or "fake Jews" as the Bible says and will burn for the way they've manipulated the world into a degenerate cesspit and continue to do so

NASA is ran by aliens so what do you think

because those are too obvious

Your post is unreadable, but i understand the concept, it's another theory on the topic, that all judaic clans after exterminating each other, completely extinguished, and what we have now is something resembling them.

Satan is the real good guy

>6 gorrillion
>Jewish controlled world
>9/11 inside job
>MKULTRA
>JFK
>ayy lmao
>pizzagate
A few others.
I'm based around rational thinking, anything that is crystal clear I will mostly believe

politicians have harems of teenagers because they can get away with it and don't have to play by the new rules like we do
it's corrupt, but calling it a conspiracy is dumb

Donald Trump has early onset alzheimers like Regan but no one has noticed because they just think he's a pathological liar.
And the Republicans who have noticed are just trying to keep him in power long enough to fully line their pockets because Pence won't be such a pushover.

I think so, it's probably the best liberals can hope for when it comes to impeachment

deleted my own post, don't want to get in trouble

>Uses nigger
>Blames Jews
>and spams out images of Jow Forums users explanation of this blame the Jews bullshit

It was my father's idea, so I can't take credit, but it explains that panicked look Trump gets just before he drops a really odd statement, he literally can't remember what his previous statements were.

>feels offended by the word nigger
>can't read
Well ky negroe friend, you might take this opportunity to consider learning why your kind is in such degraded state, and who to blame, in for American negroes and africans under judeo european influence

I'm not offended by the word night considering I'm Somali and no you fucking idiot I was pointing out you fit a specific stereotype we all hate. Now fuck off and leave the Jews alone you retarded colossal faggot.
>you might take this opportunity to consider learning why your kind is in such degraded state
If you really want to go into Somali history that would un-ironically go to white people but hey guess who's got immigrants now. Now beat it pigskin.

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Excuse me mr Sheke-...Sahid for offending your then :^)

It's well known that catholics are pagans

The NSA is collecting everything we do online automatically, and storing it in their Utah data center, to use in the future against us during the mass subduing of people once the New World Order is in place.

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Clinton Family Shenanigans. Episode 5

Plastics, processed foods, and milk ect l is used to make the populous weak minded and more "feminine", thus the massive amount of faggots these days. Media blah blah is used to just amplyfy and normalise this. AIDs is a man made disease to kill off gays and thus a growing populus(good thing I guess but whatever).
Have people always been this stupid?

>god
Believing in SAKLAS ahahahahahaha.

>FBI and CIA assassinate people who get too close to the truth
what is the truth user?

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Jews
Hollow moon
Ancient aliens
Greenland theory
Yeshua Ben Pantera
Pretty much anything really.

what, who is the figurehead user, Trump? i'm too dumb to this

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The star will gorge itself on clay prophecies have something uncanny about them...

Islamic eschatology is truth for me.
I and I recommend you too should be keeping a close eye on this shit.

Also those trumpet sounds heard all over the world with no cause?
Those are the apocalyptic trumpets

>lmao guys he said the n-word

Dreams are our connection to a parallel world. That's how deja vu works. We experience stuff in other parallel universe, and our dreams are our gates to that world.

nice rty cia nigger