"Hi, Jow Forums. i'm Sayori. Ask Me Anything!"

Hi Sayori, you're quite the cutie.

Sayori please let me smother my face in your cute chest

(((OOC: shite, forgot to put Sayori in the name thing)))
".... i am?"
"Why? wouldn't being smothered by my chest make you uncomfortable?"

BUMPING FORCITY FORCED FORCED ORIGINALITY ORIGINAL

Yes, you are! And I find you quite desirable desu.

*sayori starts blushing*

how do I make you my gf irl?

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"What are you talking about? this is real life. silly!"

*hugs her tightly*

No, humans and chests are soft like pillows

"you're warm..."
"bones aren't soft. silly!"

I want cum inside Sayoris fertile pussy!

And you're so soft! Ahh you're perfect! Are you perhaps an angel sent to me by the divine?

Eric this is your mother

Why are you pretending to be a girl?

"what's cum?. and why would you want to "cum" inside a cat?"

>sayori's face is now red as the insides of a cherry pie
"user, i'm not an angel.."
"

That game isn't even enjoyable and the girls are poorly drawn for anime girls.

"What game...?. user. you're scaring me.."

Yes you are, my dear. I-I have to confess something, if you don't mind.

"why are you calling me dear? you weirdo~. we aren't even in a relationship."
>noogies you with a smile

The game you just lost, you roleplaying faggot.

"this isn't a roleplay... you're really scaring me user..."

Don't call me like that, it hurts.

*confused sayori noises*

H-Hugging you g-gave me a boner desu.

"what's a boner, user?"

*points at bulge*
T-that.

"why is there a snake in your pants, user?"
"can i pet the snake?"
*her eyes light up*

forced original bump forced originality. originally, of course.

*blushes*
Yes, you can pet the snake. It won't bite!

You should step away from the odd man, Sayori.

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"Okie!"
*she gets up and walks away with a happy smile on her face, humming some song.*

BUMPING FORCED ORIGINALITY PLEASE STUFF CANDY CORN UP MY ARSEHOLE

No please! Stay with me!

"but they said to step away from the odd man..."

I promise I'll be nice! Look I'll keep my hands to myself!

"Okie!"
*she walks back over to you and pets the snake*

*Gasps*
Sayori I....

Hi Sayori. How old are you?

"i what, user?"
"cute snake. by the way~"

*Starts sweating*
Do you like it.. the snake?

"i'm 18 years old, user!."
(forced originality)
"yeah!"

THIS IS A GOD DAMN ROBBERY--

HAND OVER THE LOVE AND AFFECTION NOW

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Heh, I think it wants a kiss.

Fuck you you fucking whore cunt Yuri will always be better than you.

"okie!"
*sayori gently kisses the snake*
"i don't know what a fuck or a whore is, but those words sound mean. meanie!"

Bumping. originally, of course. i wouldn't unoriginally bump a thread, would i?

You're a good girl, you know that?

"mom always said i was!"

(((OOC: shit, i forgot to put "Sayori" in the name thing)))

Mom's right. Alright, put the uhhh.. "snake" back in the pants for now. Give it a last big kiss!

>Innocent thread goes lewd
Every. Single. Time.

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"ok!"
*gives it a big sloppy kiss and puts it back in your pants*

"user, why does the snake look funny?"

How did i ever get such a great person like you as my friend?

Good girl.
Well, you see it's a special kind of snake.

"because you're great!"

"how is it special?"

It is special because it can be used to give pleasure....to girls.

"mr. user. you're getting kind of creepy."
*she walks away very slightly scared*

But you asked me! Come on, come back here. I'll stop I promise.

"no, i wanna go eat cinnamon rolls!"

I'll buy you some!!

i already have some!
*munches on a cinnamon roll*

If you wish more, just tell me and I'll buy you some! Just don't leave me!

"i'll come back later, i promise!"
*finishes cinnamon roll and leaves*

P-Please don't take long!

Please be my gf Sayori, I want to spend every day wiith you ;_;

sayori is best girl
very underrated

"ok!"
*leaves, and comes back later with a box of donuts*
"you gotta court me first, or something. i don't know how dating works. ehehehe~"

Sayori is worst girl
Please go away

"thanks, user!"
"meanie..."

"is anyone gonna ask me any questions?"

*Gets a raging boner as soon as she appears again*
Shi--oh hi there!

Why is Monika so much cuter than you are?

"I got donu- user, is the snake angry?"
"i'm cuter than she is!"

>posts the most degenerate girl

It's kind of... painful but please ignore it.
Donuts you say?

*unbuttons your shirt*
cute bra

I wish they the best girl wasn't degenerate. All the people that flock to her only want to lewd her.

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"is there any way i can help it?"
*she quickly buttons her shirt back up*

I was a yuri admirer till i realized that monika does everything for me

She's in high school she's not a 7 year old, I'm sure she knows what cum is

(((fuck you i'm gonna make sayori super pure)))

If I told you, you'd call me a creep and run away again. I don't want that. I want you to stay here with me because I enjoy your company.

fucking gay originally so

posts booobs sayowi

"I Won't. i pinky promise!"
(((OOC: How, user?)))

Oh you're so cute! Ok, first step is for you to take it out again.

(((I don't want to date a retardo)