What to do before we get drafted

What to do before we get drafted

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just be yourself

Kit

they draft the fat neets last

>no germany
I'll be comfy while you go die for Israel.

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play Max Payne 3

Fap to futa shota scat one last time

bick = dig

I shouldn't have signed up for the draft last August

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enlist early for advanced rank

I’m going to prepare for jail after I burn my draft letter.

isn't the draft illegal in most those countries?

Matthew 18:9:

“And if your eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than with two eyes to be thrown into the hell of fire.”

Cut your index finger with a pair of pruning shears. Unlike shooting and killing other people just because it's what you're told to do, mutilating yourself not to do it is honorable and actually takes GUTS.

Same with the index finger they may want to force you

Killing is a SIN. NO EXCUSES, NO EXCEPTIONS.
IF YOU JOIN THE MILITARY, EVEN IF DRAFTED, AND KILL PEOPLE, YOU WILL GO TO HELL.

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>Same with the index finger they may want to force you
*to use to shoot at people.

It's just not used. It can be activated if the situation requires it.

All US-led wars are meaningless.
It won't solve anything.

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Get that eisegesis out of here.

Literally no one gives a fuck about some retard bird's opinion on worldly matters.
Eat a dick.

Butthurt 56% amerimutt.

Considering the state our "military" is in, I think staying out of this will help the US and its allies more.

Is Merkel assembling a unified European army?

North Syria and south Syria when?

Having a shit military is just great.

Like I'd need religion to refuse getting drafted.
I prefer staying alive, thank you.

A bunch of bluffing jew faggots.Even if they were to actually attack you wouldn't have to worry.They have more than enough professional soldiers for modern war.

I'll probably smuggle myself to Ireland

>working with authoritarian commies
No thanks, burning any draft letter that comes in.