/britfeel/

Fuck off, you nonce.
#NonceNest

>calling it an LGV

>I nominate Titlad for president
>He is honourable

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>Posts tits
>Wants chatlogs released.

He has my vote.

How far into Sharpe are you now Iad?

Reminder: The nest tried to bully /ourlad/ Ebin when he called them out.

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only 38 days until autumn

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mate i just like tits, hate gays, nonces, traps and trips. not a big deal

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I'm not Sharpe lad, however, I do want to buy the DVDs now. I'm watching Good Girls on Netflix because it has Christina 'titcow' Hendricks. I wish it was in 4K HDR to see her mammaries in even better glory.

alrighty lads, thinking of ways to return to normalhood and find friends. I'm very very lonely, sad all the time so I've been pondering over how to be normal. my verdict? car meets. I'll keep working hard and save for another really nice car, keep my current nice one as a daily.

tons of horny early 20's girls at these meets and if I drive fast enough, act confident enough surely I'll make friends and meet horny sluts. sounds like a plan too, very fun driving quickly and plenty of chances to meet people. will it work? only time will tell but girls love reckless, confident lads with a bit of money don't they? though I don't have a sugar daddy or anything I do work hard to buy stuff. sounds good no?

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Why does this guy keep talking about the show Sharpe?

>this year
it was the end of last year

do any of you keep a dream journal, thinking of starting one

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this post is highly autistic. Car meets are not going to solve your problems lads

wasn't it the other way round? he started calling people like cotswold nonces and they got tired of it and started pointing out his noncey behaviours

like when he obsessed over jimmy saville and spent loads of time on a forum denying he ever touched a child

Sounds like you're going to get mugged desu

nah seems a bit gay
*notices trip*
oh right

You think you're in Initial D, lad?

Ebin just called them normies. He's a Saville supporter I doubt he cares

I remember Eple being used in an advert years ago. Which one was it again?

>tries to impress chav girls by speeding
>crashes, writes his car off, kills 2 bystanders and gets out away for manslaughter
sounds like a great idea

Basically the nonce spammer is stealing all of DM's 'gimmicks'. Wrestling, apus, obsessing over shows and posting screencaps. Bit creepy desu

I reckon he in love with DM and that is why he keeps going on about it. Its like how girls pick on their crushes, you know the rugrats episode.

i thought women grow out of that by their 20s. It's teens who love fast cars.

>women
>grow
HAHAHA AMIRITE LADS

plenty of straight people have dreams how is that gay

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is it worse to be a gay nonce or a straight nonce? like is it worse to wank over little boys or little girls

no they don't you fucking deranged faglord

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Boys, I've made a big boom in my diaper. Who's feeling hungry?

>It's teens who love fast cars.

Andrew Lad you in this thread? I got a car for sale

Unless you have an extremely big personality you will not be able to just rock up at a car meet and get accepted by the group

i founded britfeel

absolutely heinous

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GIRLS DONT LlKE BOYS GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEEEEY

Do you hate not having a pussy?

pay proper respect to me you cunts i made this place

Wish i could do an endless poo. Just a thick sausage coming out of my bum all day. Feels so good.

>tfw my great plan has been widely rejected
fug anymore suggestions?

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>dangerously loli
think action need to be taken

ur mum is dead though m8ey

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reported for nonce

as a kid yes but i think my face hate takes priority now

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GIRLS WHO ARE BOYS
WHO LIKE BOYS TO BE GIRLS
WHO DO BOYS LIKE THEY'RE GIRLS
WHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE BOYS
ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOOOOOOOOOVE

how's about if I have a faster car than most of them lad?

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i had a really long poo just now and it was far more pleasurable than it should have been

your face looks ok. Its good to remember that most women only look good because of make up

did you suck it in and out, fucking yourself?

car clubs are just as autistic, its not like you see in movies and tv shows

I was thinking that. This what happens when fucking yanks and wackos get let in here

you dont know whats good for you
i own you

Go to things you actually enjoy, not because it'll get you girls. The girls will eventually come to you lad

delet eyour stupid fucking post discusting pig grossest thing i see today GROSS!

stop being like Moni and pretending to be interested in stuff just to be popular you cunt

I went to a car meet once, they had a quiz and served teacakes. I didn't make any friends.

It's probably a decent plan, we're all just negative nancies

sometimes i pretend like the armrests of my chair are the controls of a jetpack

mong
this
this
fucking weirdo, lad
based

no it was just a long poo you gay lord

*jetpacks into thread*
sweet jetpack dude. wanna come to our jetpack meet?

>doesn't know Cotswold and Karen poster were founding members of #noncenest

Like and share pIease lets take our country back

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Looks like the #noncenest hive is shaken today

would love to
youtu.be/9xzRi59Zf_0

It's a fair argument to be fair

Why wont DM post the chatlogs of the convo he had with that 15 year old tranner? We've been asking for months now. What exactly is it he doesn't want the lads to see?

Christ, seems like something my grandad would post

i own you all

I dont think I've ever seen a woman in a burka in a petrol station

Best nonce hunters to follow lads?

now i think about it wasn't it tilde who started the discord nonce spam shit

fucking based
fucking cringe

phwoaarrrr jane fonda lads

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Not a petrol station but in supermarkets definitely, but paranoid me always thought anybody could put on a burka and pretend to be a muslim women to commit a crime

fookin wite raysis bastids. we tekkin ova t'cuntree

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never seen someone wearing a burka in my life, not even when ive visited london. ive seen them wearing the head scarf but no fully body burka. that said, it does seem stupid to allow them but not other face coverings.

Post the Captain's log

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>anybody could put on a burka and pretend to be a muslim women to commit a crime
Happens quite often, I'm not against people wearing burkas but if you go into a store you should show your face for security reasons

manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/robbers-dressed-up-burkas-steal-13003217

should really be applying for jobs but i think im gonna have a nice long luxurious tug instead

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im gonna pull the plug on this place

>beefing checked
i chuckled

Saw one earlier today, she had a doily-like pattern over her eyes instead of the normal eye holes

Not sure on the best ones to follow but I found this video of a nonce with a proper squeaky voice being caught yesterday. I'll see if I can find it. I was fucking howling at it.

Wearing a burka doesnt make you exempt for border checks

The only way to defeat this madness is by playing them at their own game, religion seems to be a protected class these days so why not create a religion based on motorbikes and helmets?

Then the only way to remove burka is to have a blanket ban on religious people covering their faces in public.

was it this one lad?

youtube.com/watch?v=PJlpG4lRb5w&t=123s

luverly bit of crumpet

Do you lads seriously watch loads of nonce videos? Doesnt it depress you after awhile?

As a follow up

youtu.be/kKVLVSFtA9U
kKVLVSFtA9U

Howling

muslims are fucking letter boxes lmao

Stephen King is a fucking weird nonce, simple as

just because "hurr it's symbolic it's part of his literary style" doesn't make him any less of a seat sniffer. Bet he gets called out for some weird shit soon. Just look at that face. Belongs right on those chavvy pedo hunter youtube channels.

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