/fph/ Tess Holliday Addition

Sad thing is that he can't say anything about her weight gain or she'll probably go apeshit and the he'll get labeled as a bad person by the media.

>how come we cant get mad but you can
valid point, valid point

>beta numale dicklet husband
shit man, now they're just gonna ignore you because they think you're some incel

127-165 was perfect

and it's so sad to see
the world agree
that they'd rather see their faces fill with flies

Not him but you have to throw in that shit for the culture.

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I personally have to avoid eating that shit because it makes me feel like shit. But fatties don’t even know that overeating makes you feel shitty because they always feel shitty. They also don’t even think about what they put in their mouths. I’ve found it virtually impossible to “accidentally” gain weight ever since I started thinking about every single thing I consume before I consume it.

>the virgin lean bulk versus the chad 40 mcnuggets + GOTAD

>still not hiting protein

There's plenty of fatties on both sides. But, yes, the SJW HAES freaks are exclusively left wing. Right wing fatties just sit there and fat, and don't try to turn it into some big cause.

Lol wtf? How can that not be more that a 114 grams of protein? Is that shit made of air?

>revealing your power level this hard

All fatties know deep inside that they are hideous creatures and that's not the way to be, but leftists tell them it's fine and they take the "short way" to success.

You faggots suck so bad. I hate fatties just as much as you but you take literal retard tier talking points and try to point out hypocrisy rather than address the underlying dichotomy that allows it to happen you are so dumb you are such an NPC I wish you would die

this. t b h I'm not really concerned about looking good and I have never, ever deprived myself of something. I'll have fast food a few times a week, I feel full and chad as fuck. Nothing like eating 4 burgers with greasy fries after a deadlift session. I never got fat either. Although I'm definitely fat by larping /cbt/ standards by virtue of being over 15% bf. 5'11 210lbs

a classic
Left wing is louder, there are actually more right-wing fatties but they don't make a big stink over it, they just sort of accept it and sit there quietly eating themselves to death. Might have something to do with the different male/female modes of thinking.

those weights probably aren't right but
>that 197lbs pic
HNNGGG

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Does anyone else find it completely disingenuous for people to say “b-b-but muh ANOREXIC models promote bad habits too!”
How many fucking people are obese compared to people with eating disorders? How many people actually die directly from obesity compared to eating disorders?
It’s a false equivalence. I rest my case

Up your intensity, there are no reasons to be above 15%.

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>b-but thin beautiful women are unrealistic

What if you're a woman

holy fuck this is perfect
>"we're fat because we pursued scholarly lives"
yeah first off reading bad feminist poetry isn't "scholarly" and second it's not like uni shoves fried jello down your throat is it?

It's okay, some people are handicapped, some people are black, and some people are women. Don't let anyone make you feel bad about yourself.

how old are you

I'd like to be lean as well but I don't want to lose strength. Can't have it all m8. Right now I don't care enough, I'll be lean when I start juicing.

Modern scholars, can't trick their bodies into burning fat. At least they know where to put food.

>never got fat either
>although I'm over 15% bf

>Addition
>Edition
Come on, OP. That's an elementary level mistake.

That might have more to do with your being at a university. There's evidence to suggest that conservative political views associate with unhealthy eating habits. In particular, there's an association with genes that make certain vegetables bitter.

businessinsider.com/how-conservatives-and-liberals-eat-differently-2011-5

citation.allacademic.com/meta/p_mla_apa_research_citation/5/7/1/5/1/p571518_index.html

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based and redpilled

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Yeah I don't understand either, I get 300g of nuggets sometimes and the box says it's barely above 30g protein.

21.

Same reason why left wingers in general are more likely to be physically weak: it's an ideology that rewards interest and people naturally act in their perceived self interest

key word in the above: perceived

It's a meme though. You can be relatively lean and strong. Just eat at a slight deficit, keep proteins high and work out with higher intensity, although sometimes you can throw a strength work out.

That combo makes me salivate though.

amazing

ideology that rewards weakness*

post lifts you dyel. post lifts now or stfu forever. post lifts or nothing you say matters.
didn't think so.

Sorta, the pulped white meat is a high percentage of brine and oil by weight, and the fried crust contains more calories than the rest of the nugget combined. If you went with unsweetened tea and another 36 nuggs, you would more than make protein and still have roughly the same calories.

I worked in fast food for 12 years, and sometimes ate it twice a day. I never got that fat. My biggest was 240lbs and that's cause I went completely stagnant between shifts. My best while working there was 190lbs with a modicum of effort. How people hit 300-400lbs is fucking mind boggling.

you can't be as strong as possible while being lean.
also I don't think intensity means what you think it means.

That shit looks fucking disgusting. How user, at this rate you're not gonna make it. Please don't give in to the chicken nugget jew.

> this single image united the races more than 50 years of work by the United Nations

god bless you, fatpeoplehate

>tfw you'll never roll a fat into a row of voting booths that, out of sheer fear, fall precisely to spell your name in the hopes of appeasing you
Made me laff, 10/10 would read again.

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Come on guys, don’t judge a book by its cover. Tess is actually very healthy

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> Follow us on McD_Triad

McDark Triad to even be offering this

Damn you, I got those words mixed up and now I'm disappointed that Tess the Mess hasn't died

Well if you mean 8% bf lean, then maybe you're right. But at ~12-14% you can be as strong. You don't really need that extra fat to lift weights. You'll also be proportionally stronger since your weight will be lower.

>a single burger, fries, and drink

Obviously not nigga, fatties don't get to be whales eating just that either. They'll eat four times that much

>he doesn't know

I looked it up

100g of chicken nuggets:
47g WATER
18g Fat
17g Carbs
15g Protein

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>double digit bf%
>not fat
Pick one

>be me
>order Jack Daniels burger+cheese cake from Fridays
>they give me a cheeseburger as a gift
>"Well microwaving a burger is a bad idea, to think I gotta eat it all"
>barely managed to do it
>feel bloated as fuck, almost sick
>throw up in twenty minutes
>can't eat fast food for several weeks
How, HOW?

Fat but not that fat, you can almost see abs at 12% so it's fine.

Didn't these fucking jews say that it's 100% chicken breast?

Since when are chicken nuggets chicken breasts

They put liquids in chicken everywhere now. Bloated chicken = more money.

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Thumbnail kinda looks like an ass

Anorexia is more deadly in the short term. i know of young men, age 21, who died from it directly. Whereas obese people start dying after 35.
Of course you have to wonder how many young men are committing suicide partly because they are obese and feel trapped and alone.

Made of 100% chicken breast is what Mcdonalds say.

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FFS. She shouldnt be legally allowed to market herself as healthy. People are believing this shit.

Maybe, but I doubt that's how it is worldwide. Maybe this is just the case in certain places.

>she eats healthy
pretty sure i have seen pics of her posted on this board where she brags about ordering an entire family size pizza all for herself lmao

>we only use chicken breast meat in a burger
kek

I will laugh when she dies. Hopefully it’s soon

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It's"100% White Meat" "chicken".

Which means that it's what they get when they pressure wash what's left of a chicken breast after they've sliced off the breast and the chicken tender.

It doesn't have dark meat, and it's a high enough percentage of chicken to legally label it as chicken, so they can call it "100% white meat" "chicken". In reality, it's barely food. But 18 grams of oil, 17 grams of wheat flour, and half a gram of salt makes for a big hit on the reward circuit.

Yeah, I'm saying that I just will never understand how anyone can eat this type of shit all day every day

they use leftover meat scraps they get from chicken carcass ribcages - technically it's still 100% chichen breast meat, even though it looks like pic related

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>Pierce appears progressively happier as his wife gets fatter
The absolute madman is thiccpilled

So the 15% by weight of protein is entirely from chicken breast. Thats what they mean. Chicken nuggets are 15% chicken breast, but 100% of the meat is chicken breast.

Which defeats the whole purpose of using chicken breast - they use a lean meat then add oil. they could use fatty meat and less oil.

(Image attached is screenshot from their website. similar numbers. But they are concealing the mass of the meal so you cant deduce the water content.)

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youtube.com/watch?v=uJdzE2dEPbY

There's a difference between thicc and fat

>But 18 grams of oil, 17 grams of wheat flour, and half a gram of salt makes for a big hit on the reward circuit.
good thinking.

Holy shit how do we get tricked this bad?

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>15g Protein

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I wish i was as cool as Ryu cosplayers

> its breaded

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Agreed, just come from a reasonable standing point without the insults. Plenty of people already hurl the worst language can offer so its better to be the "voice of reason" and prod them logically.

Back in high school there was a kid we nicknamed Horse and we sold him the mcdonalds and burger king sheet coupons for 5 bucks a piece. He claimed he got more in savings to make up for the 5 bucks and we we're just kids in high school, 5 bucks is 5 bucks

>2.3g ash
w-what?

Pic related is from the NCCDB's lab analysis of a McDonalds chicken nugget
>50% water by weight.
For reference, 13 grams of skinless chicken breast (leaving 3 g for the breading) should have 4 grams of protein.

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holy kek bro. take a look at yourself, you need to wake up

Pierce is more high test than you you can possibly imagine.

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I'd like to see this 'PERFECT blood work', I'm searching google and finding nothing

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Pierces first two wives died from cervical cancer or somethin, he probably got a complex about seeing a skinny woman

notice how he gets happier the fatter she gets, he has good taste

>PERFECT blood work
lmao what the fuck? CBC? Cuz that shit tells you how much RBCs you have, no shit it's going to be normal unless you're anemic or have some sort of platelet disease. She should've posted her lipid panel, no way in hell her triglycerides are normal

Her Lipid Panel probably just Registers as pure beef tallow

post lifts. post lifts now dyel or be gone once and for all.