/fat/ - "fatjak forever" edition

>Who is /fat/ for?
For /fat/ homosapiens who want to better themselves through meaningful hard-work, strategy, and dedication

>This is not QTDDTOT, ask questions about fat loss, but use that thread for general questions.

>Calculate your Body Fat Percentage
fitness.bizcalcs.com/Calculator.asp?Calc=Body-Fat-Navy (Gonna need waist/neck measurements)

>Calculate your TDEE (Total Daily Energy Expenditure)
sailrabbit.com/bmr/ (complex)
fitnessfrog.com/calculators/tdee-calculator.html (simple)

>Plan your weight loss week by week
losertown.org/eats/cal.php

>Track your calories and macros with MyFitnessPal, works best on smartphones
myfitnesspal.com

If you ask for help, remember to include your
>height
>weight
>screenshot of MyFitnessPal/Cronometer/fatsecret food log
>confirmation you've read the OP and the sticky

Last thread

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>tfw inadvertently consumed 215ml of vanilla mango scented face cream

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>tfw autism

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homofatiens

Inside every fat man there is another fat man, screaming.

just got back from a trip and im still 298

usually when i travel i gain weight so this is a good sign bros


we are all going to make it

Good job user.

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Post em'

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am i a bad boy

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> Ruffles and Arizona for lunch
Jesus man. Have you considered Pringles Light? they have half the calories of what other junk food has.

I use eating as a coping mechanism for my depression, I always have, which is why I got fat in the first place. I'm on a diet now and it's going well, but I get a real urge to stuff my face when the depression hits really hard, which it is right now. I'm guessing a lot of my fellow fatbros in here are in the same situation. How the fuck do you deal with it?

There is no dealing with it. The best thing you can do is get away from food and distract yourself with video games until you fall asleep. But I've never been thin.

You eating vegetables at all or just aren't tracking them?

>sapiens

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Oh shit, thanks for reminding me I totally forgot to add the green beans to my dinner. But in general as long as im decently under my deficit I don't bother tracking vegatables unless I have a large serving.

>bagel
>juice
>arizona
>fries
>coke
How old are you? 12? Eat some fucking vegetables you fat fuck

Do yourself a favor and try to cut out all the shit you are eating atm. After a few weeks you will lose your sugar cravings and losing weight will be a lot easier

i forgot to log my v8 i drank

oh im so scared

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>6 months ago be 294lbs
>just weighed myself
>238lbs

Am I gonna make it?

>go under by 100 calories
>this is horrible and you should feel bad
>go over by 5000 calories
>you're fine, just keep using our site goy

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Im 500 or so under calories today but fucking killing it on weigh ins, just hit another all time low today. Do i bother filling it in or just try to starve tonight? I WANT THIS FAT OFF OF ME NOW. NOT IN 6 MONTHS, NOT IN ANOTHER YEAR. NOW. REEEEEEE

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>I WANT THIS FAT OFF OF ME NOW

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yessir

You better hope it's oil free

Every freaking day. Does no one 5 ft tall use that garbage app? Jesus

m8 you're a garbage chute

i also have the daily-weigh-and-excel-sheet autism user

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i'd like to add i appreciate your conditional formatting

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>finally fit into 38 waist pants again
>making social confidence gains
can i get a yee yee borthers

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Nearly there myself. Bought 40 inch jeans that were uncomfortably tight after wearing baggy pants for years. Now my belt is on it's last notch and I'm about to fit into a 38 inch belt.

keep it up fren i believe in you

>tfw can now wear my pants where where they should be instead of hanging under my gut and exposing my ass crack
we're gonna make it bro

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Is 1 600ml diet coke per day too much?

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While it adds no direct calories you should abandon the carbonated jew all together. It bloats your stomach makes it easier to shovel in excess food. The fake sugar will make you hungry. Also the fake taste dulls your taste to more mild natural flavors from fruits and tea. Effectively making everything not processed taste bland. Does nothing to help and is just one more trick the globalists use to keep us fat and stupid.

Good work bros, I'm well overdue for new pants myself, but I quite like how my old ones are way too large when they were quite tight not even a year ago. Gives me a confidence boost every time I have to tighten the belt. Keep it up, we're all gonna make it

Almost no calories, but consider how artificial sweetener makes you crave more sweets. That's why I stopped with soft drinks altogether.

I'm not really a sweets person. Never had a problem with sweets. Junk food and fast food was more of my thing, and I've quit those cold turkey.

so if it doesn't make me hungry and I don't believe in conspiracy theories it's okay?

We just gave you the reasons to ditch it. If you want to keep drinking it fine but you are fishing for an answer you already know is false.

Well, calories-wise it's negligible, so if you don't get any other side effect from it, go ahead. For me, I used sugar free soda to easy my cravings, but the artificial sweetener made me crave more sweets, so I drank more sugar free soda, until I threw in the towel and bought actual sweets with actual sugar in it. Then again, chocolate and ice cream were my things. People are affected differently I guess.

Short answer yes.

> We
It seems to be only you, because it's obvious you just blew over from Jow Forums
Was it the (((Soros))) global child porn ring that made you a fatty in the first place?

No but they may have funded it. Drink up fatty.

Make sure to put on your tinfoil hat so the evil hormones they pump in the water won't make you eat a family size pizza on your own, friend

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I personally believe anyone who uses the phrase "carbonated jew" unironically.

>have one liter of low fat yougurt in the fridge for emergency cravings
>sit up late at night, anxiety and depression creeps in
>eat some emergency yoghurt
>eat some more
>suddenly, carton is empty
>I've consumed 1 liter of youghurt over the course of a few hours

It's "only" about 600 kcal or so, but still what the fuck. Guess I'll have to skip breakfast tomorrow...

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rn ive just been planning my diet in a way that kills cravings and leaves no room to be hungry. basically eat as much protein as you can and have your carbs only come from fibrous green veggies. sounds like a meme but its worked for me (btw its not keto, which actually is a meme). i hardly think about food at all anymore, and i realized the true dream is being totally free from cravings.

also, like others have said, throw yourself into your hobbies and work.

Diet soda is fine my dude. Regular soda will kill you

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>oversalted my chicken

a-am i fucked for my weigh in this weekend brothers?

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It's not a meme, I have been doing the same and it works like a charm, I have not lost control once in months

congrats man. we are all going to make it

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Same here, used to binge every weekend like clockwork until I started eating like this. Haven't slipped once in over 6 weeks so far.

>and i realized the true dream is being totally free from cravings.
That does sound like a dream. I should definitely eliminate more carbs from my diet, but I'm so bad at cooking it's a joke. The only dishes I can make from scratch that aren't junk food all revolve around pasta, rice or potatoes.

Any easy-to-make carb-free recipies you would like to share?

Do you but single serving sherbet containers, to have as a treat if you've got enough calories left in the night for it? It's not cheating.... right?

I'll give you a lunch option.

Grab a cucumber or two and peel it, take the seeds out, then slice sideways. Put them with the hole up.
Take some tuna (from can is okay) and dice some tomato, bit of garlic salt if you want, onion, and mix it with the tuna. Add mayo depending on how many calories you're allowed.
Fill the cucumbers with this mixture and voila, fresh filling tasty lunch.

That sounds surprisingly good, I'll try it out, thanks

i went for a jog today frens. I was jogging three times a week and walking every other day for months but I slacked off a month ago. Finally back at it again.

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Unfortunately my diet is boring as shit. I basically eat like this every day - protein shake, bacon and eggs, then pan cooked chicken breast in a spinach salad. Looks depressing, but I enjoy eating simple like this.

My advice is to always have staples on hand - chicken, spinach, eggs, bacon, cottage cheese, hot sauce for some 0 cal flavor and your favorite veggies. I used to experiment with recipes like curries and stews, but I realized this is my favorite way to eat because its easy and allows me to think about food as little as possible.

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PLEASE HELP

>be me
>stay under goals all week long (1750 cals, not even starving myself that bad)
>get incredibly hungry and lethargic
>overeat and feel bad
>set stricter goals to try to make up for it
>cycle repeats

Am I setting myself up for failure? I think the problem is that I'm actually burning more calories during the day than I think, so maybe I'm at a larger deficit

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Thanks, I'll try to experiment more with chicken, lots of untapped potential there I think. A little salmonella wouldn't hurt my weight loss either ;-)

do yourself a favor and only log weekly/monthly weigh-ins. It cuts out a lot of the noise and makes the graphs prettier.

Pic is mine. half a pound from healthy BMI

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Dunno which one to believe, but I was under goal either way.

Goal is 170.

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Always believe the box or packet the food comes in. MFP has a ton of frozen and prepackaged foods so you can just scan the barcode with your camera to look them up.
If you're buying fresh just use FDA
Also, eggs just add them as 50 grams each instead of small-medium-large. It's all bullshit anyways.

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Yes. Adjust accordingly. You shouldn't be extremely hungry or lethargic. Ideally if you feel a hunger pain or two it should calm down with water, and you should feel more energetic, not less.

Large is 50g on cronometer.

I use the generics on cronometer because it has a lot more info about vitamins and minerals

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What's your deficit? Maybe start at 500kcal until you get used to things.

Also post your food log. 1750kcal of fast food won't fill you up as much as 1750kcal of chicken, veggies, etc

How to remove stretch marks?

I think the body fat formulas YMCA and Navy use are putting me too low, but I'm happy with my progress otherwise.

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Been eating around 1400 calories per day for 5 or 6 weeks. I have 0 libido, never wake up with a boner anymore and my body hair is starting to fall out. I have a very hairy chest but it's thinning fast, same as my armpits. My beard has also basically stopped growing but no loss of hair there.

I'm also very moody and get sad over tiny things. I also get incredibly happy over small things (like when my mom visited and brought dinner) to the point of almost crying with joy.

WTF is happening?

1400 is really low, I was doing 1500 for a while and couldn't hang, always ended up binging

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What was your diet like before compared to now? A drastic change could fuck with your hormones and cause wild mood swings and some other biological anomalies. After I cut down on carbs and altogether cut out sugar I was getting boners all the time.

Normal diet, not super unhealthy. Bit of vegetables, lots of fiber etc. Oatmeal and eggs for breakfast every day. The problem was the binges that occurred like once a week where I'd eat thousands of calories worth of sugar and snacks.

I also didn't lift and sat in front of my computer all day so I didn't burn a lot of calories.

Damn man, nice progress, congrats. You have any before and after photos?

Also, any specific app you're using for that?

You literally can't, sorry bro. You'll just have to hope they fade away in time. Build some muscle to give the skin something to stretch over again, and maybe get a tan, it's the only thing you can do. I have stretch marks all over my body myself, so I'm not trying to demotivate you, it's just the sad reality of losing weight.

Yeah it sucks but I think they fade for most people. I believe it's important to not have your skin dry out so moisturizing probably helps a bit

It's Excel. I still look like garbage but here's a bad angle before picture

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On the right is from August 1. I'll take another tomorrow after my monthly weigh in

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Hats off to you sir, that's really fucking impressive.

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I'm going to get fast food tomorrow and I'm pretty excited. Gotta do calculations to figure out which one I'm hitting up.

Can someone please redpill me on steel cut vs old fashion rolled oats? Is there really a difference?

Old fashioned seem to have the same macros and it cooks quicker.

steel cut sounds cooler

Enjoy it. Probably the best thing about fast food vs other restaurants is you can track it and plan your day accordingly. I vote either dairy queen or something that sells ice cream.

I went to my parents' home today and found out I can wear my old clothes from my chad years again. It felt really good.

I ate some meat and cheese along with a small sandwich after moderate cardio which lasted 55 minutes. Did I fuck up?

What the fuck? Why would you do that? You put so much effort, and then you ruin it just like that? There is no going back from this. This is all your fault. Just give up user, you are not fit for this. You're never losing weight. Be a fatass forever.

It was the only thing I ate today.

you'll probably be alright XD

No user, give up. Just accept your fate and be fat forever. You did this to yourself.

Any cereals that are high in fiber and good to snack on? or another way to incorporate more fiber into my diet that is

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good jorb user

apparently steel cut have less calories and more fiber

You guys need to seriously update your op with a better fat calculator. That shit is so wrong.

>31/M/245/6'0
>Waist 40"
>Neck 17"
>24% body fat result
Yeah no this is absolute bullshit. It's not even close. It's missing the following critical data:
>Hips 48"
Thigh 32"
It simply cannot compute body fat accurately for anyone who stores more in their lower half. I'm really much closer to 35%. That's night and day difference. By the time I'm down to 32" waist I'll have like 39" hips and still be around 20% body fat but that shit calculator will think I'm like 10%. Fucking dumb. The only reliable method is skin fold calipers. And the 3 point calculators put me at 34%, with me taking the measurements myself properly not perfectly.

No way around it user, just break out the all bran. Tastes like wet shit, but you can't get any better deals when it comes to fiber. Have a bowl for breakfast and you'll shit like a champion in no time. 100 grams have like 35 grams of fiber.

>lose a bunch of weight
>put on a bunch of muscle
>get that right in the middle of healthy 21 BMI
>people start calling me skinny
>one person even says I am starting to look bony
>still a 2 inch thick layer of fat on my gut
>can literally hide a pen in there

Getting pretty close to just taking an exacto knife to it.

I find bran flakes to be much better

More calories and less fiber from what I'm seeing, but I bet it tastes better for sure. Still not bad with 16 grams of fiber for 100 grams

AAAAAAA

If I eat little and work out a lot I get fucking biblical flood tier shits several times in the span of a single half hour

Eating a regular meal amount tends to reverse it until I fast and exercise a lot again

It’s working well for losing weight but I’m seriously afraid of being a shart in the mart fatty. And my asshole is a war zone

Anyone else deal with this literal shit

>family came over last weekend
>eat like a fucking pig, multiple junk foods, no care when snacking etc.
>including going for a three course meal with family and eating massive portions for all three courses and having some leftovers the family offered me
>still lost 2lb
I'll take it I guess.

Brings me down to 166lb / 75kg. Started at 285lb / 130kg.

nice thread, makes me happy

Is mince meat bad for you? I've started eating only mince meat, veggies and eggs for every meal with water

I love to eat it with a bit of raisins or sliced banana. It will make you full for days