>user, you are now my boyfriend. Now buy me an iPhone.
>What is that? You're a NEET and don't have any money?
User, you are now my boyfriend. Now buy me an iPhone
Logan Martin
Jaxson Taylor
Fuck off Stacey whore, buy your own shit
Jose Perry
>user, you are now my boyfriend. Now buy me an iPhone.
Sure thing, babe, but dry anal and a nice head for my smegma-dick first.
Cameron Torres
No, I'm not your boyfriend.
Juan Thompson
t. someone that has never had a girl
Gavin Ortiz
You may believe you have a high eneough sexual value to persaude and bend me to your every will but you would be unpleasantly surprised to discover that unlike every other guy in your life; I do not bend for thots, thots bend for me.
John Hughes
Based Satanic trips of truth
Adrian Clark
>demand sex before buying the phone to prove we're girlfriend and boyfriend
>buy her a $10 iphone 1 off craiglist
Grayson Wilson
>that feel when little sister wants an iphone
>she's 12
Why do they want this shit? Is it just because of the brand?
Camden Lee
I would literally destroy that cunny desu
Jayden Sanchez
No, at 12 all of her friends have one. She wants to fit in and be able to contact them, but also use YouTube and Instagram like all of her friends do.
t. 13 year old niece
Jordan Jenkins
BITCH WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE REEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT
Jason Hernandez
*unzips dick*
Here It is, your iPhone. :)
Sebastian Williams
She's got a phone, she can already use youtube and shit. But I doubt that all of her friends have an iphone. I suppose I can just ask her about it, but she tends to just ignore me when I ask about stuff she doesn't wanna talk about.
Julian Watson
I'll have to whore you out to my friends, you'll show off your body and give them lapdances and head for $20. I keep $10 as my cut. The other $10 can go towards you iPhone. Get to work.
Camden Cruz
Fuck off bitch, i'm not your boyfriend/atm.
Isaac Perez
>sorry honey. it's not that I don't have money, we just can't have the authorities tracking it.
>i know! I'll get you an iphone for your birthday in a few years, how does that sound?
FBI OPEN UP
Jayden White
wtf is this lump right there? suck you r fucking dick ma am
Oliver Cook
it's a lump of calcified chad cum
Sebastian Rivera
That's very cute, dear. Now where is your mommy? Are you lost?
Asher Harris
i would fucking get the fucking out of there this fucking cianiggers and there tricks
Angel Murphy
Yeah but you already said i was your girlfriend so..
Alexander Stewart
Okay honey, here you go. Since I'm not a worthless unemployed loser, I can afford to buy my girlfriend nice things.