GWEEN TXT THREED NO FAKE STORYSSSS PLSSS

CONT

> Drop a gear
> I have a loud ass exhaust
> Throttle fuck the ears of everyone around while pulling past this ass and flipping him off
> Feelsgoodman
> Very pleased with myself
> Glance in the rearview mirror
> See asshole pull back into our lane
> fuckfuckfuck.jpg
> Get chased down curvy hill going 20 kmh too fast, almost fly out of curve, barely manage to do it
> Pull into little alleyway
> Guy didn't see us pull in here
> after 5 mins we think we're safe
> drive back out
> asscunt mcfuckshit has just turned around and is now coming towards us

CONT

> Panic mode
> start speeding and ride into yet another alleyway as the dude turns around to chase us again
> mfw i drove us into a dead end
> mfw the guy pulls up behind me and I can't escape
> my 5'9" weak ass gets ready to fight this fat turk
> he gets out of car
> "Yo can i help you what do you want mate?"
> " I'm calling the cops because you showed me the middle finger "
> Yeah that's illegal in germany

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CONT
> just to recap he endangered the lives of two 16 year olds twice, once with a dumbass illegal manoeuvre and then again by engaging in a high speed chase after someone who has been driving for less than two weeks AND has a passenger on the back
> "Go ahead then call the cops. when they're here we can also see what the think of you almost ramming us into oblivion init"
> He actually fucking calls them
> My friend was sweating bullets
> Love that guy but he's a coward, said how he did nothing about 500 times
> Me and sandvaginaMcpissfuck start arguing because the dude wouldn't even admit he cut us off
> argument is so loud it attracts some guy who lives there
> He helps us all calm down
> We are able to forgive each other
> He calls cops again tells them we settled it already, no more need for police
> we ended up coming back and giving the random who helped us settle the situation a six pack
> mfw we were able to come to a wholesome conclusion

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you can't uncall the police

>be me 15
>lost friends, father dipped, my only relationship is with mom
>want a hamster so fking bad
>mom agrees if i promise to take care of it
>be happy im gonna have a friend
>name my lil friend bob
>fking love this little guy, he sleeps a lot during they day and stays active during the night
>sometimes wakes me up during the night, sometimes check on him and see what he is doing.
>makes me smile every time
>one day decide to play with him
>see who can hold breath longer, so i put him under water
>he suffocates
>i try rezzing him by pushing his little body with my fingers
>he dead
>i fking killed bob
>cry like a bitch
>didnt even him a proper burial, just threw his body off the balcony
>why am i like this

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Were you really 15 when you did that, you must be an official retard user

ghahahaa ha hah hahA ASAWSEA SD SAASHGASHGHGSAasasHG U WERE 15 ATT. HAGHGABHABHBAHBA HH A AH H AH

Yes 15. Tbh it wasnt even a game. I juspt wanted to torture the little guy. Whenever I had pets i had this....need to hurt them. To torture them. Dunno why tho.

PSYCHO, were u builied as a kid??

Holy fuck no. I was the bully.

I have a million true stories pick a subject you want to hear about

That time you got arrested for being a black

HAHAHA :DDDD

I guess you can in germany they ended up not showing up or maybe they did show up but we had all fucked off already

>be me
be a fucking beta anxious for love and affection
>have this group chat with people way better than me but that still watch anime and shit
>have this one friend that introduces me to a weeb girl he just added to the group
inmediately interested
>she flirts with me, calls me cute names and shit
we move on to dm
>i start liking her more and more
>friend warns me about how i shouldn't fall in love with her because she is a gold digger and likes to make lonely boys think she likes them so that she can get something out of it
>too late
>she asks me to buy her a key of PUBG on Steam so that she can get something for her brother on his birthday
>see nothing wrong with it cause in love and actually go to sleep happy for the first time in years
>days go by
>as i keep trying to get to know her more and more she starts ignoring me and only texts me about how i will send her brother the key and stuff
>she prob hates me for keep trying to contact her and getting so attached
>talk to her brother, he's actually a really nice guy and talks to me about how i shouldn't give up already and gives me a normie but nice advice a close friend would give to you if he really cared about your wellbeing
>he doesn't knows shit about what i plan to give him, he doesn't knows that her sister asked me for this
>give him a couple details but that's it
>finally ask him for his steam id and send him the code
he's happy af
>feel good for him and have to say that her sister was the one behind all of this all the time and i didn't do shit
>she texts me
>thank you user, he's so happy
>no prob
>never talks to me again
>mfw i got used by a girl i didn't even know in real life
>mfw she lied to me all the whole time so that i would agree to buy her brother a Battle Royale
>mfw friend sent me a couple days later a screencap where she brags about how dumb i am and about how she doesn't give a fuck if i felt in love with her for just saying me cute things
>mfw i'll be alone all my life

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B E T A. grow some brains

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I feel you. I gave this Argentinian girl 25 USD for her birthday and since then she doesn't really talk to me, anyways I thought of her as a friend so there's that... But it feels bad just to be used for money y'know? Even though I don't care about the money I still think of her as a friend. Never trust bitches on the internet user.

>age 15
>cousin, she is 13
>She comes over to sleep
>every time sneak up to her bed and lift the blanket exposing her soft smooth soles
>hold my face to the sole pushing my lips, nose, my face all against it
>pretend that's just my place like I'm a shoe
>begin to fap
>right before cum take deep breath of those sexy soles in

She learned about it later and really didn't care.

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>wake up
>bigshit.jpg
>get out of bed

I'll tell two of the funnier ones

1.
>fall asleep waiting to get a haircut
>feel hands in my pockets
>whatthefuck.jpg
>jump up see 5 police one whom yanks his hands back
>before I can say anything swarmed by 3 in masks slam me into the door then outside into the middle of the street on police car
>none answer questions pull my wallet out and run my id
>tell them their stupid and they fucked up and look at my last name
>ask them what's their boss last name
>they vaguely apologize and say I matched a description
>I ask for their names and badge numbers they cover badges run to the car and pull off

2.
>Saturday night 12am college dorm
>pretty much my whole social circle from highschool lives on the same floor
>the dorm is known as the "brojects" because the university, coincidentally of course puts all the black people there
>everyone has their doors open going between rooms a chill house party type of atmosphere
>I even go out of my way to make sure there's not a ridiculous amount of noise
>random white guy opens his door screams "shut the fuck up"
>everybody looks then bust out laughing talking on the floor and all lmao
>I tell him while laughing "what kind of austistic racist shit was that you could've just asked"
> he looks embarrassed but has a girl with him he wants to impress
>he says something I don't remember and I start walk to him face to face
>see him looking behind me shocked
>I turn around
>Tiny white male cop running full sprint towards us from the whole other end of the exceptionally long hallway
>were both staring at him now
>he arrives noticeably out of breath
>"hands up get on the wall behind your back" and cuffs me
>"do you want to press charges?"
>note the white guy he was heroically saving in his mind is 6'4/6'5
>white guy looks at him half in disbelief and says no
>cop doesn't say another word and uncuffs me while pouting

We talk for awhile after the cop left he kept saying he couldn't believe the cop did that

nice pop culture references faggot

idk how it got to this point but
>in cousins bed at age 5
>she is 2 years older than me
>im on top of her
>we are under the covers
>we are kissing with teeth lmao
>aunt barges in and gets me off her
>yells at me to never do it again, i dont think i even started it
>threatened to tell me mom
>she probably did but i never heard of the incident again
>wanted to fuck her ever since

look at the faggot who gets pop culture references

>be me 8 years old
>take classes in fencing
>coach is is very strict, wants to train olympic winners
>makes us train so much we are inhaling oxygen through our assholes
>one sunny day we are training out in the fields
>got an urge to shit its not that bad
>keep on training doing squats, ect
>uh oh i really need to go now
>b..bbut we are training i am too afraid to ask if i can go
>stop doing the exercies. Only older kid next to me notices
>"user you okay?"
>"i just need to go to the toilet"
>"So then go! Its right there." Kid points to a far away location
>"but coach is going to be mad"
>"dont worry i got you. Just go"
>start walking in the direction the kid pointed, but doomsday is close. Its too close
>reach the toilet and proceed to shitmyself at the very last moment
>clean my underwear to the best of my abilities and pull it back on
>all is good now
>finish training outside, we get back inside
>more training awaits. Uh oh something is fucky. Something smells
>i smell.....like......shit
>i hope others dont notice
>end of training. We sit down on the floor.
>coach starts giving vry serious speech.
>kids next to me acting too loud
>coach loses his shit, bcs how dare these little shits interrupt him?
>they say they smell something bad...
>ohgodwhy.jpg
>coach comes our direction. Tells the kid next to me to show the bottom of his shoes. Finds nothing. Next kid.
>the final day dawns. I am next. Where is Alduin the world eater, when u need him.jpg
>"jesus kid you stepped in shit, i can smell it. Show me your shoes"
>show him my shoes
>"stand up"
>

Pt 2

>i stand up
>there is a weird smelly substance, where i was sitting
>coach gets angry and bamboozled at the same time
>sends me to the changing room
>older girl accompanies me, tells me to change in to my street clothes and throw away the undies
>manage to leave some shit on the bench, while changin(didnt notice)
>come out of the changing room and sit alone in the hallway, waiting for the training to end
>some other guys go in the changin room meanwhile
>some time passes and suddenly hear one of them saying " hahaha whats that? Someone shit there?"
>other guy"hahaha no its probably just some nuttella"
>dead silence
>"well is it?"
>"yeah"
>still to this day i dont know if that guy ate my shit or not

>be neet
>apply for jobs for free tendies and rent
>get interview
>be relaxed and try to sabotage the interview
>I get chosen over other candidates that applied
>job starts next week at 5am
>mfw

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