Make sure to get abs
Make sure to get abs
what if my body is just naturally obese no matter what I do? I kind of wish some freak accident would happen where I end up homeless or something so I lose weight
>see this pretty girl
>realize I'd be too uncomfortable to do anything with her in real life even if I knew she wanted me to
I wish I had the mind of a nigger.
>obese no matter what I do
>if I was homeless I wouldn't be fat
I thought it didn't matter what you do?
I used to before I found alcohol.
I'm after abs training already. I do it for my waifu.
>have bmi of 17 in high school
>was able to do 60 push ups and 17 chin ups
>still never had abs
>naturally obese
fucking kek
push ups and chin ups dont mean shit. that's 100% arm strength. you need to do cardio to get visible abdomen muscles.
>cardio
>not abs workouts
impossible. i was fat as fuck as a teenager. skin of kind of loose. i can see my top 4 abs flexing in a mirror under good lighting, but they'd never show in daylight no matter how thin i got.
working on it...... originally... its just hard work because I have to eat such a small amount to even lose weight....
Already have them since 4 years ago... Now what?
Pick your choice of girl on the street.
Is abs cute? :3c
I look skelly though if I don't purposefully show off my muscles, and I don't want to be a show off. Is there a technique where I can somehow subtly attract a girl with my abs?
this is my fav bait, but sadly its not always bait. I know a stupid canadian who claims the same shit. Fucking slaughter all whales
>Abs
>On women
No thanks.
congrats on having bad taste. *clapclapclap*
The hair and piercings are debateable, but the body ain't. Have a look...
>he thinks shitty piercings and tattoos are fine but abs are gross
They just look average, lol.
I only like Proxy Paige for her body, bro. It's one of a kind.
Her ass is shapeless
I actually like it a lot.
It doesn't look too bad in that gif but the pic was subpar.
You should watch her other stuff. Trust me, it's shapely. Damn shame she don't show it off much in her scenes. It's a killer feature.
looks crap in that gif, like she doesn't excersise at all and has no muscle in her butt.
>t. has never worked out a day in his life
>no muscle
That's the point, bro. It's called being "renaissance thicc". Being slim, but curvy and everything being purely feminine fat (in moderation), not muscle or plastic.
yeah but how many sit ups could you do
Why would you be attracted to someone incapable of jogging short distances?
GIVE ME MUSCULAR QT TOMBOY GF
NOW
Does she look like she's incapable of basic athleticism?
Yes, she looks like she'd be puffed out after half a mile.
Why is it every fatso in the world thinks they're "naturally obese no matter what I do" just because they can't stick to a 1500 calorie diet for more than a couple days
start smoking
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I'm invading your thread
Hahahahhahaa yessss!
Well, lucky for me and most men I ain't looking for a marathon runner in a girlfriend/wife.
>"i'm fat"
>*eyes pop out of eyesocket*
>*veins burst*
>*turns tomatored*
>*skull explodes from sheer anger*
Why do some people have an aneurysm whenever someone says they're fat
because he said something stupid
protip: it wasn't "I'm fat"
And her asshole is so stretched out it looks like you could drop a golfball in there without touching the sides.
Being able to jog a mile without being on the verge of death makes you a marathon runner? Who woulda thunk?
Nobody cares that you're fat. We're mad because the fat as clearly fuck you up in your head and made you stupid.
HOW DOES SHE HOLD IN HER SHIT
I guess being lazy gave them big noses, big mouths, and long faces
They're caricatures you absolute fucking moron
Slimming down will 100% improve your gross chubby babyface
Jokes on you, I'm skinny. And I'm so baby faced I had to show the janitor my ID in middle school because he thought I was from a near by elementary school.
Now at 26 people assume I'm 18-23
How do I know you're British?
>Jokes on you, I'm skinny
Skeletons are just as bad as fatties.
Eat more and get Jow Forums. Nobody will think you're a little boy anymore.
>dresses like a whore
No. Get a soft rubbable tummy instead. :3
>lucky for me and most men I ain't looking for a marathon runner
That's only because you're a fat slob yourself
Protip: even that chubby girl you've developed an attainability complex for wants chad
No. Get this soft belly instead.
I'm 6'3 and 280 pounds. I've never been given shit for being fat. I'm down 20 pounds, but still you never get shit for being fat.
You get shit for saying it's "natural", it's "genetic", that it's impossible to get thin.
Imagine being so out of touch with yourself that you say that shit.
Why is she walking around in a bra.
When a girl isn't a fat slob she tends not to be ashamed of her body
I'm losing weight pretty quickly rn, I don't have much to lose desu. Thank god for eating clean and at a deficit, as well as twink genetics.
Also started doing ab exercises and doing stuff irl so maybe one day I'll have abs.
>thinking that girl is pretty
>thinking she's attractive in any way
Lol gross.
Anyway, as a "nigger", as you put it, you say you'd be too uncomfortable but, at a certain point, your body just goes into autopilot and does all the things you were supposed to.
I have a six pack and an 8 inch dick, should I walk around with a crop top and tight undies because I'm not ashamed of what I have?
Abs are peak kino.
But nigger, women have literally thrown their physical bodies at me before, and all I did was tense up.
Then they say "you need to get more experience" or "you're weird" or "are you gay?"
>I have a six pack and an 8 inch dick
Post body then fagit
Doing core exercises is pointless for everyone who isn't a professional 8-hours-a-day bodybuilder, those muscles are involved in literally every exercise you do. Just do push-ups and squats and your abs will get a work out too. You do need to do cardio to get visible abs though. But that's because cardio is the most effective way to lose weight quickly and whether or not your abs are visible is based only on your weight and bodyfat.
i dont want my eyes assaulted by some thot's tits whenever i leave my home. dress like a normal woman, so i say again,
>dressed like a whore
Cardio doesn't burn as many calories as people think. Quickest way to lose weight is to eat less.
So best way to get abs is train them directly regularly, and go on a cut
does anyone know who is she? what's her name?
fat slobs aren't ashamed either
>Cardio doesn't burn as many calories as people think. Quickest way to lose weight is to eat less.
don't be obtuse user
>i dont want my eyes assaulted by some thot's tits
Then don't look and make room for us non-homosexuals
They should be
origni
what mode is that
Proxy Paige confessed to incest fantasies in one of her early videos.
What? The average runner burns 100 calories per mile, unless you're running 5+miles that's a negligible amount that can be taken away just from having a few biscuits for example. Food is the most important thing for weight, cardio is important but more for health reasons.
>disagree with someone's post
>then rephrase what they said while pointing out the obvious as if it wasn't already implied and mentioned itt multiple times
>"The fastest way to lose weight isn't to exercise, it's to eat less and exercise!"
look at the big brain energy guy coming through to educate the plebs
You can just skip exercise completely and only eat less. You said the most important thing is cardio which is not true
>naturally obese
>naturally obese
LOL
Grow up.
Favgot
>caring about some dumbass fatass to the point you almost kill yourself from rage
Why? Just let them be dumb and fat, why do you have to meddle and get angry?
>I ain't looking for a marathon runner
0.5 miles isn't remotely close to a marathon. it's 1/52 of one.
Think about this.
There's no going back from the hell we've created. This thing is the natural endgame to such affluence we have in the West.
>comparing a trivial physical task that anybody should be able to do effortlessly to an entire marathon
guess how i can tell you're a fatass
Her name is Ushijima Iiniku.